Saturday, January 3, 2004

   Why does break have to end?
Well, yesterday, I finally finished my damn art projects. One we had to design an invention to make our lives easier, so I made a brochure selling a 4 in 1 clicker that attached=s to your chair like a thing in Star Trek. I then drew Peter Griffin sitting in the chair, even though this project was supposed to be for us, and make like, a chore easier. I then drew extra buttons to do those "unwanted tasks you have to do, but are in the middle of a good show" and then I drew a picture of dog food spilling into Brian's bowl and he says "Gee, thanks." Whatever.

Hey, can someone tell me who won the Ohio State-KSU game? I only saw the first half. I bet it was Ohio, but I'd like to know for sure, because my physics grade could depend on it(our teech is a huge OSU/anything Cleveland fan).

I then showed my brother same Family Guy! He'd never really seen it, so we watched the one where Joe moves in, the one where Brian runs away, my favorite episode(Petoria!), and the one where Peter makes a deal with the mafia. Oh, and the one where they go to the Indian casino and Peter sees the Fonz as his guiding spirit, lol, Heeeeeyaaaa!

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
Well, all weird things eventually come to an end, and such is the case with MYOQ week.


Yay, Kate Hudson from HTLAGI10D. It's too long a title to type. Here's today's quote:

"So...how are you?"
"Good, Dr. and how are you?"
"Fine, fine...it got weird, didn't it?"
"Yeah."

Heh heh. Only one of the actors names is required, but you can say 'em both if your really want to. Also, I'm not typing in accents.

Allright, that's all, folks.
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Friday, January 2, 2004

   Thanks Mole for the quiz

You are Film.
You are the youngest of the art forms and you have
a lot to prove. A blend of Photography and
Drama, it's difficult to see you as a unique
individual.


What form of art are you?
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   Shit, I have to start HW today...
Damn, school's coming to fast! Ok, but I HAVE to start on some resolutions BESIDES the comic thing(that Ultimate X-Men comic I bought yesterday was AWSOME!) Oh, and watching Family Guy. I started watching my new FG DVD's, but only saw the first four episodes. There's 7 on a disc, and I won't get to my favorite, the one where they make PETORIA until the 4th disc! Oh well. I also watched alot of football. Anyone see the Miami-FLS game? That was awsome. I also watched the USC-Michigan game. I don't care about MD, unlike 90% of the poulation around where I live, so I didn't watch that.

Oh, whoever's cussing in my shoutbox NEEDS TO STOP. I'm not kidding. I wrote a comment about that in yesterday's last post. I'm the only one aloud to cuss out of necessity on my site, and I won't tolerate insulting other people.

TIGRESS FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
MAKE YOUR OWN QUOTE WEEK
Ok, this is the last day of MYOQ Week. Hope you've enjoyed it.


Man, I hate that movie.

"I have to go."

Which is actually true. See you around, guys!
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Thursday, January 1, 2004

   D[oh, I forgot the quote again, didn't I?
Whoops. Ok, here it is:

"Help me!"

Alright, sorry about that. I've started on one of my resolutions today, I picked up a copy of Ultimate X-Men. Pretty hot stuff. I also picked up a Kenshin manga, so I'll read that later. I also bought...FAMILY GUY, SEASON 1&2! YIPPE KAY-YAY! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to have some fun...Quahog style.
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   Quote
Allright, good job, everyone, and SG, you didn't cheat. But due to popular demand, I'm going to put up the pic of X-2, because, yeah, I think it's true that they do overuse that phrase. ARE YOU SUPERHEROES OR NOT? Heh heh.


Allright, now I'm off to go have luch with a friend, just like my parents wanted, and then bring him back to my house for some...that's right, you guessed it. SOUL CALIBUR 2, BABY, WOOHOO!
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   Before the quote...
I found this this morning on JoBlo's Movie Emporium.com, and I thought it was mighty funny and I think it deeply reflects most people's expectations towards movies. Remember this is NOT written by me! It's written by a GUY.

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Monica Bellucci's breasts will make cameo appearances in, at least, 12 different movies.

Spider-Man 2 will be as good as the trailer.

Project Greenlight will find a home and for once, make a worthwhile film.

Hollywood would realize that adding any number behind a popular movie title ISN'T the only thing required to create a "successful" film.

95% of all films will feature Jessica Biel and Keira Knightley. 50% of those films will be about lesbian lovers. (Not written by Tigress)

Eddie Murphy will realize he sucks ass and put the word "f*ck" back into his vocabulary.

Dimension Films would stop shortchanging genre fans and ACTUALLY release great films like BELOW and EQUILIBRIUM instead of f*cking them over in place of pieces of utter crap that will line their pockets with even MORE money. It's called "integrity" fellas...look into it.

They'll find a cure for drug overdoses and un-freeze John Belushi and Chris Farley.

Freddie Prince Jr. will stop whatever he's doing.

Peter Jackson will meet a man named Oscar.

Studios would stop watching Nick At Nite and TV Land for movie ideas.

Horror movies would actually be scary.

Jennifer Lopez will die in JERSEY GIRL (we feel good about this one).

George Romero would be paid royalties every time one of these new generation of zombie movies ripped him off.

Pixar would have to come out with a new film every two months.

The makers of GARFIELD would have to watch their horrible trailer 1billion times in a row, while sitting in a vat of acid.

Jack Black would never be in another PG-13 movie.

Andy Dick and Tom Green would fight to the death. We'd shoot the winner in the face.

Every time a production company comes out with a new edition of an already released DVD, they have to buy all our other copies on eBay.

Before Tim Burton makes another film he has to explain what the f*ck happened at the end of PLANET OF THE APES.

Male nudity scenes would be extinct.

Corey Feldman would still be in CURSED.

Nude statues of Salma Hayek would start popping up where you'd least expect.

Mike Myers would stop using that Scottish accent for every role he plays.

That CATWOMAN outfit would be a cruel joke.

Bruce Campbell would kill Michael Bay with a chainsaw.

Every male lead role must be offered to Johnny Depp first. Then to The Rock.

The following movies would start production: EVIL DEAD 4, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, G.I. JOE, SILVER SURFER, FLETCH WON (with Jason Lee), THE HOBBIT, THE VEGA BROTHERS, 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, THE FAMILY GUY MOVIE, WATCHMEN, and anything with Phoebe Cates nude.

The following movies ideas would be burned: SE7EN 2, BLAIR WITCH 3, RUSH HOUR 3, SERIOUSLY DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR, AMERICAN DIVORCE, anything with Madonna, BENNIFER: THE WEDDING, and 99% of all other sequels and remakes.


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   HAPPY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR!
It's been Y2K-4 for half an hour here now and here's a secret...

It doesn't really feel any different from 2003, to tell you the truth.

But whatever. I feel like aprtying during the daylight hours. I watched some episdoes of Alias, then Adult Swim (New episodes of Birdman!)And Carrot Top preforming on Leno.

Now my radio station has all teh DJ's in one room, playing like, Baby Got Back and screaming at eachother. And my neighbor's shooting off fireworks.

I encourage you ALL to have LOTR movie marathons this year. I tried to have a Star Wars one with 5 movies, but no one wanted to do that. I think LOTR will be more popular.

Ok, movie quote comes later today.

Happy New Year, everybody!
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Wednesday, December 31, 2003

   New Year's Resolutions???
Well, everyone else is doin' it, so here's mine:

1.Stop my mofo self from procrastinating. Like Beck said, it's luck most of the time I actually get anything done.

2.Clean my room. I can't see the floor anymore.

3.Practice clairinet at least 4 times a week. I'm supposed to practice every day, but 4 is alot better than 0.

4. Brush my teeth more. It's a time/forgetfulness issue. My teeth aren't like yellow and falling out or anything.

5.Have a LOTR extended edition MARATHON sometime round November.

6. Learn more about superheroes other than the Flash and Batman. Hey, I bought some Supes PJ bottems today. It's a start.

7. Get through another Terry Brooks trilogy and at least one more Terry Goodkind book.

8.Watch some anime that ain't on Cartoon Network to broaden my scope.

9.Get to my first rock concert. Hopefully the DC101 Chili Cook Off, but who knows.

10. Finish the damn Phantom Hobbit story and possibly start Ring Wars: Attack of the Nazgul. Ok, that might not be the name.

11.Have a GOOD comic movie marathon, including the 1st two Batman movies, maybe a Supes movie, X1 and X2, Spiderman, and maybe Blade.

12. renew my YMCA membership and work out more. Like Beck said, you can't sit on your ass eating chex mix forever. Or in my case, Tostitos.

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Ok, maybe about 3 of those will probably happen, but we'll see.
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   HEHEHEHEHEHE! THANKS WILLOW!

Legolas


Who is your Ideal Lord of the Rings (male) Mate?
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   I'M AN IDIOT!
I spent so much time putting all those pics up, I forgot to put up the quote for today!

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
MAKE YOUR OWN QUOTE WEEK

"Let's get out of here."

Allright, Happy New Year, again.
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