Sunday, December 21, 2003

   What if?
I found on my movie site today, a bunch of what if scenarios from a couple of famouse movies including Star Wars, ROTK, Back to the Future, E.T. and something else. Here's a sample of the Star Wars one:

"WHAT IF LUKE AND LEIA WEREN'T SIBLINGS?

Imagine the effect this love triangle (with Han) would have on the Rebel Alliance. It could be argued that George Lucas himself didn't have an answer to this question so he just threw in the whole brother-sister thing at the last moment. So who gets the girl? Consider these facts from RETURN OF THE JEDI:

Luke walks into Jabba the Hut's pad and basically says "I'm taking my shit and leaving, you fat f*cking bitch," and then he does! He saves Han, Chewie, C-3PO, R2, Lando, and Leia all by himself, not to mention killing the Rancor Pit Monster in the process. Later on in the movie he helps destroy the Empire by talking his dad/the most evil son-of-a-bitch in the universe into throwing his boss over a railing as he's getting shot with frickin lighting bolts!

Han gets captured by Ewoks.

Luke gets the girl. After Han realizes he's been cock-blocked by the Force, he heads to the nearest bar and drinks himself into dreams of rebuilding the Empire. Things eventually get out of hand as Han starts to challenge anyone with the balls to take him on. Believe me, this time it doesn't f*cking matter who shoots first."

Thirsty for more? Here's the link:

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=3180

Have fun, kiddies!

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   Yippe Kay-Yay, mofo!
It's Sunday and I'm not stuck doing all my hw till the last second! That being said, watch me wait till like, the weekend before, before I do all of it. So, I saw Bruce Almighty on Friday(I forgot to post that). funny, but not AS funny as say...Ace Ventura. I also rented the Italian Job fer tonight, so we'll see how that goes.

I also plan to tape Comedy Central's 50 Greatest SNL episodes. It starts Wednesday at 11 or so, and then I thin the final countdown actually takes place on Saturday. If anyone knows what actually is going on with that, feel free to let me know.

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
First off, congrats to Shultzie who not only got the quote, but was drunk, as well. That's a mighty fine talent, my friend. Oh, and another round of applause for Moldy, seeing as how he's on a role this week. I'm assuming Aurus got it...

Of course, this is gonna be an easy quote, because I watched this this morning and I love this movie.

"Ogres are like onions."
"You mean they smell?"
"Yes. No!"
"They make people cry?"
"No!"
"Oh, you leave them out in the sun too long they turn all brown and start sproutin' little white heads."

Hehe!

Namarie! (Sorry if I spelled that wrong).
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Saturday, December 20, 2003

   Howdy Hey, everyone!
Thank GOD X-Mas break is FINALLY HERE! Anywho, I wasn't around today because first I took my SAT's, which actually were alot easier than the practice tests. Just boring, and a waste of time, I say. Except in the middle of the test when we heard over the P.A. "Would a custodian please come to room 206? And please bring a mop?" I guess some kid got REALLY nervous, heh heh.

After that, I went to see ROTK again. Not enough cheering, like Wednesday. I was leading all the cheering for the entire theatre. I guess that's the difference between "OMG, See-it-right-away Fans" and "I-heard-it's-good-I'll-see-it-this-weekend Fans". But whatever. The woman next to me was like Captain Obvious and talked REALLY loud. For example, "Oh no, Farmir's still alive!" or "Oh no, such-and-such is going to die!" or "Oh no Pippen, don't touch that!" or "Haha, Gimli's so funny, that's our boy!" One thing I DID like about her though, was that she helped me start the cheer when a certain wizard beat a certain steward with a stick.

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
Right then. Once again, Beck is the reigning champion of the quotes(With Some Guy in close 2nd) as it is indeed Laurence Fishbourne, aka Morpheus in the first (and good) Matrix. Not that I didn't like the other ones, I just liked the first one better. Alot better.

"My mom didn't let me play football. She said it was too dangerous."
*Points to wooden hand* "Ha, good call there!"

Catch ya on the flip side.
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Friday, December 19, 2003

   Finally, school's OVER!
At least for the rest of the year. And it sucks I still have tons of HW and an art ptorject to do. Bleh. Not to mention updating on Ring Wars. HA, I almost wrote 'Ring Warts'. Anyway, last night on MSN, me, Beck, SomeGuy and Shanny were having fun making MSN Movies. Tee hee. I found some good pics while this occured. Here, see!




Enjoy, Star Warriors!

TIGRESS FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
First and foremost, I would like to congratulate MOLDY for getting his first real quote(Not including Eccentrically Easy Quote Week). So everyone round of applase for Moldy, and also everyone else who got Monty Python and the Holy Grail. *Claps*

"Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."

This may be easy for some peeps, but I kept thinking of it today when we were reading something by Henry David Thoraeu(sp?), I think, called Fate.

See ya, dudes and chicks!

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Thursday, December 18, 2003

   This one's for all the Chickies out there!
Ok, here's an interview with Orli about ROTK, but it also touches base on POTC AND Troy. He also says "You know what I mean?" every other sentence, which is a little weird. But enjoy.

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=3160
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   I'm soooooo sorry!
I didn't meant to talk so much about ROTK in yesterday's post! I'm sooooo sorry everyone that hasn't seen it! I feel horrible now. But Legolas DOES need more lines. You know how that can be ammended? THROUGH CERTAIN FANFICS BY CERTAIN PEOPLE WHO I WON'T MENTION THEIR NAMES WHICH BEGIN WITH AN 'S' OR 'DP'.

Changing the subject...

My friend thought she would be funny and give me a thong for X-Mas. I would never touch one of these things on my own, let alone buy one, so needless to say, I wasn't amused, and I plan to put my pyromanism to use burn it later.

My secret santa got me a Spongebob CD case, which was perfect, cause I'm always buying new cds and I love Spongebob.

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL MOVIE QUOTE
Sorry about yesterday, I was still really psyched. But now I'm over it. Almost. Anyways, here's your quote comin your way for this Thursday...

"We better not risk another frontal attack. That rabbit's dynamite!"

Right, rock on.
X-Mas Countdown: 7 Days
Tell your friend Veronica, it's time for Hannuka Countdown: 1 Day(I'm not Jewish)
Kwanza Countdown: Anyone have any idea when this thing is?
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

   Can I just say one thing?
THAT WAS THE BEST FRIGGIN MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN A LONG TIME! IT WAS FUGGING AWSOME! LEGOLAS CAN RIDE AN OLIPHANT LIKE NO ONE'S BUISNESS! And Eomere is quite good with his pear throwing. AND OH, MAN, EOWYN KICKED ASS! GIRL POWER! And I liked Sam alot more in this movie than previously. AND SHELOB MADE ARAGOG FROM HARRY POTTER LOOK LIKE NICK LACHE'S BIOTCH! HAHA!

That being said, I have but one complaint...

WHY DID LEGOLAS ONLY HAVE LIKE 5 LINES?!?! HE HAD MORE LINES IN TTT! NOOOOOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh vell, I guess for more Orlando I can always look forward to POTC2 and Troy...

Whoever wants to talk about it more in depth, IM or MSN me.

That was the highlight of my day.

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL DAILY MOVIE QUOTE
I don't remember yesterday's quote, but I'm sure someone got it. Since today is SUCH a special occasion, I thought I'd throw in an ROTK quote.

"I see in your eyes, the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails. When we forsaken our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day. This day, we fight!"

Oh, I've also never cheered so much in a movie. I wanted to cheer when Denothor lit himself on fire, but no one would cheer with me. However, everyone DID cheer when Gandalf hit Denothor. Heh heh.


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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

   Thanks Beckster!

Congratulations! You're Elrond!


Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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   HOLY SHIT, IT'S ALMOST HERE!
IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS I'LL BE SEEING RETURN OF THE KING! WOO HOO! SG, don't feel guilty about Sunday night.

Ok, as some of you know, last night I put my cell phone in the washing machine. Yes, I spin-cycled my phone. But guess what?

It works.

Am I one luck son of a bitch or what?

Thanks for all your support, anyway. My mom also didn't freak out as soon as I told her it was working. In fact, she brought up that incident about the guy that dropped his phone into a toliet on a train in Manhattan and then got his arm stuck in there and they had to shut all the trains down. I don't know if any of you live in NYC. But I heard about it here in DC, so I guess it was a huge deal.

LOTR fans, another great Foxtrot for you:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/uclickcomics/20031216/cx_ft_uc/ft20031216

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL DAILY MOVIE QUOTE
Great job Beck, it was Stripes. You forgot to mention the great Bill Murray, though.

"What is the one thing our society needs?"
"That would be harsher penalties for parole violaters, [name]. And...world peace?"

Haha! Chow, dahlings.
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Monday, December 15, 2003

   2 more days, I don't know if I can make it...
Hey all. My day was ok. I didn't study for a huge ass histroy test cause I was talking to Someguy all night. Which was fun, don't get me wrong. Oh, and my comp crashed after I tried to play the Teen Titans game, so that's how I ended up leaving anyway.

OK, moviegoers. Guess what? In other movie news, besides ROTK comin out, the SPIDERMAN 2 trailor premiered on the web today. Looks pretty kick-ass. Here's the link:

http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/sony/spiderman2/

TIGRESS' FANTASTICAL DAILY MOVIE QUOTE
Yesterday was Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents telling his kid to wear the pillow on his head after Mr. Jinx left...

"Are either of you homo sexuals?"
"No, but we're willing to learn."
"Is there someplace special we have to go?"
"I'll take that as a 'no'."

You only have to name one of the actors(There's three). I don't know one, and the other one I can never remember his name. Chow!
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