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Friday, June 18, 2004


   SUMMER MOFO DAYS!
HAHAHA, SCHOOL'S OUT! So, I went to graduation yesterday(to play in the band, not to graduate) and the guest speaker was Tom Shadyac. If you don't know who that is, he's the director of movies such as Ace Ventura, Bruce Almighty, The Nutty Professor, Liar Liar, Patch Adams, and a couple other random things. He was SOOOOO funny:

"I'd like to thanks the graduates, the parents, and graduates, thank your parents for having unprotected sex 18 years ago."

or

"I have this game. It's called Fact or Crap. No really! Look, I have it right here! *pulls out box of Fact or Crap game* Ok, graduates, fact or crap: once you're out of high school, life turns serious."
*Couple of seniors in audience yell out "Fact!"
"CRAP! HA!"

In addition to shamelessly promoting his own movies, he talked about farting, then about boob. While the students loved him, the school board attendees were less than thrilled. Heh.

Then I went to see Harry Potter 3 again, and eat thai food.

Then I came home, watched the MTV Movie Awards(GO JACK BLACK!), Miss Congeniality(Damn TBS for cutting out the good parts), Teen Titans(The one where Terra comes back), and Whose Line is It Anyway("Wrestling Music is not just a huge hit in the United States. And when I say United States, I mean Canada, too.")

Yes, my lazy summer days have started. Well, except for my summer reading. I've already gotten a jump on that, though. You know the Into Thin Air book I've been talking about about Mt. Everest. All I can say is, once you read that book, you will NEVER take oxygen for granted again.

RED'S MAGNANIMOUS MOVIE QUOTE(has a nice ring to it, doncha think?)
Grease Lightnin'!

(No, I DON'T know what that guy is doing in the back.)

"What the hell are you doing?
"I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?"

Soooo many other good quotes I could use from that movie. Anyways, I shall now go celebrate my summer, by sitting on my ass and watching anime. Ciao!

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