We were supposed to have Chipotle in Spanish class, but everyone forgot/didn't know who to give the money to or when, so we didn't. Other than that school was boring. And it went by slower than yesterday. Our classes are 90 minutes each, and in my AP Journalism class, about 15 minutes had gone by before I started looking at my watch.
Ok, it's time for another...
TRYING TO MAKE THANKSGIVING MORE FUN THAN IT ACTUALLY IS!!!
Even the facts I look for on the net suck. Even if I specifically type in "funny" with it, but whatever.
- According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, more than 45 million turkeys are cooked and eaten in the U.S. at Thanksgiving — that's one sixth of all turkeys sold in the U.S. each year.
- Age is a determining factor in taste. Old, large males are preferable to young toms (males) as tom meat is stringy. The opposite is true for females: old hens are tougher birds.
- Turkeys are the only breed of poultry native to the Western Hemisphere.
Turkeys have great hearing, but no external ears. They can also see in color, and have excellent visual acuity and a wide field of vision (about 270 degrees), which makes sneaking up on them difficult. However, turkeys have a poor sense of smell (what's cooking?), but an excellent sense of taste.
- Turkeys sometimes spend the night in trees.
- Turkeys can drown if they look up when it is raining. They can also have heart attacks: turkeys in fields near the Air Force test areas over which the sound barrier was broken were known to drop dead from the shock of passing jets.
The last one was by favorite. It's the most amusing thing I've heard all day.
We're skipping the movie quote today (maybe someone'll get it) and going right to
RED FLIPS FOR LONG HAIRED HOTTIES(and I bet you do, too)!!!
Ok, so maybe all his songs sound the same, but so what?
I can't decide who's dirtier, Karl or Viggo.
What can be said?
Antonio!!!
Mmmkay, that's all the happenin from da hizzo in my street. riiiiight. All right, hope you guys all have a sweet Tuesday! Later!
