Man, I'm beat, although I did like nothing yesterday. Well, that's not true. I explored the wonderful world of doing my college applications online and now I'm almost done, yay! I also explored the world of iTunes, and quickly discovered it's hard to not send money. I downloaded "What you Waiting For" by Gwen Stefani, Cold by Crossfade, So Cold by Breaking Benjamin, Word Up by Korn, Vertigo by U2, and this awsome song by a group called the Von Bondies called C'mon C'mon. If you've ever seen Rescue Me, you know, that reallu bad show about the firemen on FX, it's the opening song to that. So now, I'm nearly broke. I don't get what the deal is, people make a huge ass deal about buying cds which are like 13 bucks a piece on average, and they want to download songs to burn one cd which is like 13 song, but when songs are 99 cents a piece, it's still going to be 13 bucks in the end. Cause my new computer has a CD burner built in to it, I'm planning to burn my "Up Beat" rock cd on it (ok, Gwen's not technically classified as rock anymore, so sue me. It's still a wacked out song).
Now that Thanksgiving is over (I hope you all had a good one), I had to find something else to keep my readers highly amused. I came across this:
21 REASONS WHY STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN TITANIC
1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.
4. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
5. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.
6. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
7. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
8. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.
9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.
10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?
11. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.
12. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
13. Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"
14. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.
15. Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
16. Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
17. Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!
18. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated, "Luke....I am your father."?
19. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor character.
20. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a dork of himself at the Oscars.
21. Titanic morals: a. gamble, b. cheat on your husband, c. pose nude for pictures, d. premarital sex is OK if you're infatuated.
Star Wars morals: a. fight evil, b. do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d. rescue princess, e. save planet.
Haha, I love that one. Number 9 is my fav.
RED'S MAGNIFICENT MOVIE QUOTE
Ok, it was Charlie Brown, big whoop.
"What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter."
Allright turkey-stuffed boys and girls (unless you're Canadian), have an awsome day on this Black Friday. I ain't going shopping today, no-sir-ee. But I woke up today and all the X-Mas decorations in our house were up. Twas quite frightening. Later, dudes!
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