Yesterday, some of you may or may not have noticed that you couldn't see any of the posts on my site, and some of you even took time out of your busy scheduals to inform me. I thank you for your concern, but my site was just having technical difficulties, due to me accidently erasing part of the html code. Once again, many thanks to Petie, who helped me fix it in my moments of panic.
Back to the day at hand.
*WARNING-PEOPLE WHO GET GROSSED OUT BY TOUNGUES OR THE MONTHLY CYCLES OF THE FEMALE BODY SHOULD PROBABLY NOT READ ANY OF MY POST TODAY WITH EXCEPTION OF THE MOVIE QUOTE*
I woke up today with a swollen toungue. At first I was kinda panicky/excited. Panicky, because what if it was that weird disease that killed kids in college...what's it called? Starts with an M...I don't remember. Excited because if it was, I'd get out of school and a free ride in an ambulance, and they'd quarentine off the school.
No such luck.
I think it was just an allergic reaction to those Fat Free Lays made with that O'Lean crapola. So I was a little panicky when those weird little white flakes on the back of your toungue started rubbing off...but I'll take a benadryl and see how it is in the morning. Moving on...
RED'S DUANTING DIETARY SEGMENT
*Sad music plays* I think because I haven't been doing this for a while, it's had consequences. I gained pound back, but that also might be because my Aunt Flo came to visit, if you know what I'm saying. Anyways, today's food is...
It's a Diet Coke with Lime-thing. But seriously, it tastes way better than regular Diet Coke. Maybe not as good as cherry or vanilla diet coke though.
RED'S MAGNIFICENT MOVIE QUOTE-SPORTS WEEK
Aww, weren't they cute? And they played in Darth Vader's/James Earl Jones' backyard! I want James E.J. to by my neighbor!
"When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of alot more important than the one on the back."
Tell ya what, we'll just extend Sports Week right up through Sunday to keep in the spirit, k? Sounds good to me. Now my Sunday challange is to not pig out and gain more weight. MUST...LOOSE....
Allright, peace and sporty grease!
Ack.