Yeah, that's right. Me. If you didn't figure that out...well, I pity you. Anyways, wanna hear about the cruise?
Lemme just say it was the largest congregation of fat people I've ever seen.
No, seriously. Some of these people could put the Milkshake girl on eBaum's World to shame. I mean, Vienna Sausage Fingered people. Besides the fat and the old, there were alot of white trash people. I'm talkin like, 9 year old girls with mullets. Yeah, you know the ones. Ugh, some of the people were so gross. There was a guy on the deck above us that smoked and on the last night he tried to throw a cig off the ship and it landed on our balcony table. EWWW.
Why were the fat people so attracted to this...attraction? It's cause you could have at least 5 full meals a day. No joke. First there was breakfast. You could opt to have the giant breakfast, or the buffet breakfast (all the meals were in two seperate places). Then, throughout the day at the adult indoor pool, you could get burgers, fries and pizza like, all day. And then you could have the regular lunch (a 4-course meal) or the buffet lunch. And THEN you cold have the "afternoon snack" which was basically the same thing as "buffet lunch", just later in the day. And THEN you could have the regular 4-course dinner or the buffet dinner. AND IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, you could opt to do the midnight buffet. I mean, some people literally didn't stop eating the entire time.
And then there were the drinks. Basically before you set out, you had to link up your room key to a credit card, so anytime you wanted a drink on the ship, they'd just charege it to your card. The same went for anything you wanted to buy at the gift shop, or photoshop, or whatever the hell else they had availiable that day. So anyways, you could pay 42 bucks at the bggining for unlimited soda the entire time, which we did, but I think the only good thing that came out of it was we didn't have to tip the bar tenders for every drink (there were also 9 bars on board, all with various hours of operation). Also, 18-20 year olds could get beer and wine. I (am an 18 year old) didn't get any, and it's not like my mom said I couldn't. She actually encouraged me, but I stuck to virgin pina coladas.
Yeah, baby.
So anyways, there also (for me) wasn't much to do on the ship, cause I was with my mom, and when I wasn't with her, I was alone, so I didn't really want to do the hundreds of activities they have, like games, and going clubbing. I swear, the highlight of one of my days was me spitting off the side of the ship, and watching the spit fly straight sideways. No curve on that baby, it was awsome.
We also spent the first excursion in Cozumel, Mexico, where my mom and I had signed up for the Dolphin thingy. Here's a picture of my getting a "dolphin kiss".
It was pretty cool. I have some other pictures of the dolphin (Titan was his name-o), but no more of me with him, cause my mom sucks with a camera (aka, she takes no pictures) so I'll try and scan some more later. I also have some pics on a digital camera, too, of some other things, like Mayan ruins we saaw when we went to Costa Maya. We also went to the Caymen Islands to swim with sting rays and in the coral reef, and I have a few pics of that, and I'll scan them in at a more oppurtune time. The drivers in the Caymens are crazy. We had to ride a school bus (left side of the road) while this dude honked in time to "Daylight Come and me Wanna Go Home" and nearly hit every car on the street, no joke. It was insanity at it's finest.
There was also a really funny comedian there named Craig Carmean. He's on XM radio, and he makes up lyrics to songs that are funny, plus he just kept making fun of the people on the cruise ("You can't tell me what day it is, but you know the exact hours of the lunch buffet?!"). You had to see him. He's on XM radio, if any of you get that, so I'd reccomend checking him out. There's a demo video on his site:
www.craigcarmean.com
(Check it out SG and Enin, you know you want to.)
So anyways, I hope everyone had a great week. If something cool happened to you, I expect to hear about it. And if per chance you mentioned me in one of your posts, I expect to hear about that too, cause that's the sassy bi-otch I am.
And one more thing. I'm not going to answer any more PMs. Ever. I'm only going to read them for my own personal amusement. Cause I came back to find some that said:
"hello"
"wat up wit u?"
"im new help me"
And multiple other detestable things. First off, there are 20,000 people on this site. I don't know you. And unless you do something really outstanding, or proove yourself to be a worthwhile person to know, I'm not sure if I can help you. Especially when you've made no effort to work on your site yourself, you lazy bastard. If you're too lazy to read the posts, so be it. You won't get this message. Also, to further embarrass you, I'm going to put up your stupid PM, and maybe even with your NAME. Ooh, wouldn't that be fun? So dude, it's just wrong to send like, 10 PMs without even making an attempt to read the posts or sign the GB. Just wrong.
So anyways, everyone can look forward to stupid PMs sent to Red in the future. It'll be a blast. Hope everyone had a great week. Tata.
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