Sunday, August 13, 2006

Its 10:35pm and Ideas are setting in...

Weeeeeeell My good buddies and me just got out of the pool a few minutes ago.... it was kinda cold... the boys got a lil small... *Cough* Any who... when i was in the pool... a freaking awsome idea came to mind... Add these few things together and youll find it to equal.... somthing very special...

KY Jelly....

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Swimming Pool....

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Beer...

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White T-Shirts

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A Happy Chinese Dude... Drinking beer... while...


Watching two chicks wreslting in a pool filled with KY Jelly...


And the last result is a very happy white guy...


This has been approved by the Big Unit Foundation... Remember hang low and hang long boys.... oh yeah ^_^
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Saturday, August 12, 2006

   There ya go...
Okay... i overhauled my account because i was bored... bordness yay!!! and heres some Dane Cook!! That Silly bitch!!!


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Sunday, August 6, 2006

This is for Dick Cheney ^^

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Thursday, August 3, 2006

   WOOOOO WEEEEEEE!!!
I am having a freaking awsome summer!!! howa bout you guys??? (Crikets sound) *sigh* damn it! no one ever comes on this site anymore... Well erm... I dunno ^^ ya'll tell me hows it going and how your summer has been bye bye!!!
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Saturday, June 3, 2006

   Sands of time....

Gaining and losing things in life is only natural... this is to be learned only by the hard way, because only humans go back and dread the past... Nevering making old mistakes just new ones, never looking forward, only here or there... and so it becomes a nevermore...


R:*Walks onto a large and empty stage* ummm Hi everyone... Its me... Red... *Cough* Its been a while... ninjamonkey has long since been dead... that was my bad... i kinda accidently deleted it... *Shrug* Ummm Nine... I dont even think anyones going to even come here... Hell i dont think anyone is EVEN reading this...
N:*Off in a corner* Umm Just smile and wave?
R: Jeee thanks buddy...
N: No prob *walks to Red and stands beside him* Weeeell Im bored as hell....
R: Yeeeeah.... *Sighs* Nine...
N: What?
R: What happened to those good ol' days of just sitting around... and just enjoying life not having a care in a world?
N: Dont know...
R: I dont have anything even funny to say... Its so pathetic...
N:*Pats him on the back* There there buddy... Thats what pot will do...
R:... I dont DO pot... Thats you Nine...
N:*Stares at the wall* Oooooooooh yeeeeeeah....
R: Well anyway... ummm hello everyone and bye... just wanted to say some words of wisdom... sooo bye...
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Sands of time....

Gaining and losing things in life is only natural... this is to be learned only by the hard way, because only humans go back and dread the past... Nevering making old mistakes just new ones, never looking forward, only here or there... and so it becomes a nevermore...


R:*Walks onto a large and empty stage* ummm Hi everyone... Its me... Red... *Cough* Its been a while... ninjamonkey has long since been dead... that was my bad... i kinda accidently deleted it... *Shrug* Ummm Nine... I dont even think anyones going to even come here... Hell i dont think anyone is EVEN reading this...
N:*Off in a corner* Umm Just smile and wave?
R: Jeee thanks buddy...
N: No prob *walks to Red and stands beside him* Weeeell Im bored as hell....
R: Yeeeeah.... *Sighs* Nine...
N: What?
R: What happened to those good ol' days of just sitting around... and just enjoying life not having a care in a world?
N: Dont know...
R: I dont have anything even funny to say... Its so pathetic...
N:*Pats him on the back* There there buddy... Thats what pot will do...
R:... I dont DO pot... Thats you Nine...
N:*Stares at the wall* Oooooooooh yeeeeeeah....
R: Well anyway... ummm hello everyone and bye... just wanted to say some words of wisdom... sooo bye...
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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Sick and twisted...

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Monday, November 14, 2005

Blue Army, The Sigma Squad



Leader(On the Left), Michael Wick

Second In Command(Jumping and firing a rocket), Kais Nu

Sniper(Rushing towards the enemy), Drake Wolf

... and...

Banta Fodder(Laying on the ground... dead), Jacob Dutchwood

This is going to be one hell of a ride...

On the map Coagulation...


Dutchwood:*Looks at the words Banta Fodder* Hey! "Banta Fodder?" What the hell is that?
Wick: Well... it's a Star Wars term for "crap"
D: Star Wars? How gay is that??? Who watch's that gay stuff anyway???
Wick:... Your commanding officer... Douche bag...
D: Screw you! I don't care it's still gay!
Wick: It's only telling the truth...
D: What? I don't die that often...
Wick:*sigh* Nu... What was his status on the last battle?
Nu: Umm... Kills... 2 and... *cough* 20 deaths...
*From Behind Nu*
Drake: YOU SUCK MEATBALL!!!
Nu:*Springs up* JESUS!!! *falls flat on his face* WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!??!
Drake:*points to the ground* I was behind you the entire time...
Nu: Well... Why didn't I see you there?
Drake: You did... You even said "hi" to me...
Nu: Oh... well... *cough* Wick! Whens our next match???
Wick: In about three days... except Dutchwood... your not going...
D: What?! Why?
Nu: Because you suck balls!
D: Hey shut up Nu!
Nu: At least I didnt dress up like a damn fairy for halloween!
D: You guys said you would dress up as monkeys and cats!

*Flash back*

Dutchwood walks into the room where the others are at*

D:*Wearing his armor with fairy wings glued to the back and holding a wand* Hey guys- *everyone else have their armor spary painted green* What the hell??? Why are you guys dressed up as Master Chief?
Nu:... *looks at him* Why are you dressed up as a fairy?
D:... The tu-tu... makes me feel pretty...
...

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Blue Army, The Sigma Squad



Leader(On the Left), Michael Wick

Second In Command(Jumping and firing a rocket), Kais Nu

Sniper(Rushing towards the enemy), Drake Wolf

... and...

Banta Fodder(Laying on the ground... dead), Jacob Dutchwood

This is going to be one hell of a ride...

On the map Coagulation...


Dutchwood:*Looks at the words Banta Fodder* Hey! "Banta Fodder?" What the hell is that?
Wick: Well... it's a Star Wars term for "crap"
D: Star Wars? How gay is that??? Who watch's that gay stuff anyway???
Wick:... Your commanding officer... Douche bag...
D: Screw you! I don't care it's still gay!
Wick: It's only telling the truth...
D: What? I don't die that often...
Wick:*sigh* Nu... What was his status on the last battle?
Nu: Umm... Kills... 2 and... *cough* 20 deaths...
*From Behind Nu*
Drake: YOU SUCK MEATBALL!!!
Nu:*Springs up* JESUS!!! *falls flat on his face* WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!??!
Drake:*points to the ground* I was behind you the entire time...
Nu: Well... Why didn't I see you there?
Drake: You did... You even said "hi" to me...
Nu: Oh... well... *cough* Wick! Whens our next match???
Wick: In about three days... except Dutchwood... your not going...
D: What?! Why?
Nu: Because you suck balls!
D: Hey shut up Nu!
Nu: At least I didnt dress up like a damn fairy for halloween!
D: You guys said you would dress up as monkeys and cats!

*Flash back*

Dutchwood walks into the room where the others are at*

D:*Wearing his armor with fairy wings glued to the back and holding a wand* Hey guys- *everyone else have their armor spary painted green* What the hell??? Why are you guys dressed up as Master Chief?
Nu:... *looks at him* Why are you dressed up as a fairy?
D:... The tu-tu... makes me feel pretty...
...

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Saturday, November 12, 2005

Hello Hello
Hi everyone!!!!!!!!!! my old site ninjamonkey was destroyed.... so i made a new one yay!
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