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Monday, November 14, 2005


Blue Army, The Sigma Squad



Leader(On the Left), Michael Wick

Second In Command(Jumping and firing a rocket), Kais Nu

Sniper(Rushing towards the enemy), Drake Wolf

... and...

Banta Fodder(Laying on the ground... dead), Jacob Dutchwood

This is going to be one hell of a ride...

On the map Coagulation...


Dutchwood:*Looks at the words Banta Fodder* Hey! "Banta Fodder?" What the hell is that?
Wick: Well... it's a Star Wars term for "crap"
D: Star Wars? How gay is that??? Who watch's that gay stuff anyway???
Wick:... Your commanding officer... Douche bag...
D: Screw you! I don't care it's still gay!
Wick: It's only telling the truth...
D: What? I don't die that often...
Wick:*sigh* Nu... What was his status on the last battle?
Nu: Umm... Kills... 2 and... *cough* 20 deaths...
*From Behind Nu*
Drake: YOU SUCK MEATBALL!!!
Nu:*Springs up* JESUS!!! *falls flat on his face* WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!??!
Drake:*points to the ground* I was behind you the entire time...
Nu: Well... Why didn't I see you there?
Drake: You did... You even said "hi" to me...
Nu: Oh... well... *cough* Wick! Whens our next match???
Wick: In about three days... except Dutchwood... your not going...
D: What?! Why?
Nu: Because you suck balls!
D: Hey shut up Nu!
Nu: At least I didnt dress up like a damn fairy for halloween!
D: You guys said you would dress up as monkeys and cats!

*Flash back*

Dutchwood walks into the room where the others are at*

D:*Wearing his armor with fairy wings glued to the back and holding a wand* Hey guys- *everyone else have their armor spary painted green* What the hell??? Why are you guys dressed up as Master Chief?
Nu:... *looks at him* Why are you dressed up as a fairy?
D:... The tu-tu... makes me feel pretty...
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