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• To make it out of high school... and to change myself...
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

A little laughter never hurt anyone ^_^

After that other post... i should put up something a tad bit funny... okay.. this one is old but.. read this aloud to yourself!!

I ham sofa king re tard did..... ^_^

*points and laughs* HA!!!


... *Total Silence*

*Cough* okay... maybe that was a little 2nd grade... SO WHAT?!

Yeeeeeeah... the other day the guys at work raped me @_@

lol jk... it was more like.. they held meh down and tickled me (Sounds gay eh?)with a long piece of grass.....

All in a days work of the City Worker!!! *Jumps with joy*

Hmmmmmm.... Soooooooo whats been up with you?



... OMFG!!! THATS SO BAMF!!! (Bad ass mother fucker)

A lil Dane Cook ^_^

Hell i dunno... im sorreh for being boring...

OMG!!! you know what pisses the hell outta me??? are assholes who dont use their f-in' turning signals!!!!!! I just want to run them down, scare the piss outta them so much that they say "Are you out of your fucking mind?"

Then ill be like "USE YOUR GOD DAMN TURNING SIGNAL!!! DUR HUH!!!"

Then they say "You really are out of your fucking mind!!!"

Then ill say "Thats fer damn right i am!!!"

Then a police person will come up and be like...

"Is everything okay here?"

Those idiots who dont like to use the turning signal will say...

"Yes this guy is out of his fucking mind!!!"

Then ill go...

"BYAH!!!!" *Karate chops the police person and the people who didnt use there GOD DAMN turning signal*

the end.........


Wow iam an idiot.... Anyway... how are ya'll doin' and hows school? (If your in it...)
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