Tuesday, September 4, 2007

picspam like woah 2: the sequel

mood: panicky listening to: i'm not okay (i promise)-my chemical romance currently: anxiety.... avatar of the day: Redmoonchick Responds: sayanachan: ha i'm not very organized either. in fact i am cleaning off my computer desk as we speak. ha ha yea, i'll be like shut your mouths or mah internet friends will kill yew! XD shadowme: but i mean can you really trust jake? yeah probably. ha ha yes, josiah happens to be the alter ego of one mr. peter wentz. ha ha though i really doubt they'd end up friends in real life though. ikyuu-nyuu-kon: yeah, that happened to my friend danielle she went to a new school and worked harder cause she no longer had meh to bug her. XD narutoblackmail: hooray! my theme is the win! demonskiss: ha ha i am now offically nerve wracked! bayblader: ah well i hope your finger feels better! hi guys, well i had a good day i- pete: CASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cassie: wha? pete? what the hell are you doing here? you haven't been here in weeks. pete: patrick and i went to couple's therapy...i mean we were on vacation. cassie: right, but still what are you doing here now? patrick: it's just horrible! joe's gone crazy and is destroying the city! cassie: patrick? wait....joe's doing WHAT? pete: he's destroying anything and everything we hold dear. cassie: uh why would he do that? pete: IT'S THE BEARD! IT'S EVIL! cassie: *gasp* i knew it! patrick: really?...we didn't think you'd believe us. cassie: why wouldn't i believe it? i mean that could be the only explanation! patrick:...but andy perpaired a presentation and everything! cassie: um well he can show it i guess. *andy walks out* andy: ahem. ok so when joe was sleeping someone must've cast a curse on him that made him grow an evil beard. cassie:.......who thought of this? patrick: we called gabe saporta and he told us that's what happened. cassie: riiiiight so we're listening to gabe saporta, the guy who claimed a cobra came to him and told him that the world was going to end? pete: right. cassie: kay. so where is joe now? patrick: *points* over there destroying the city. cassie: what city? pete: who cares? there's always a city in those monster movies. joe: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cassie: wow he has gone crazy. and he grew a few hundred feet. so uh what are you gonna do? andy: we're gonna fight him. cassie: oh well good luck guys! andy: nooooooo you're going to help us! cassie: me? i dunno this fight doesn't seem fair. cassie: now's not the time patrick. so do you guys have a plan? weapons? a weakness? anything? pete: sure we got weapons! cassie: uh where's your weapon pete? and your clothes? pete: weapon is in mah undies and we are in our underwear because all great superheroes fight in their underwear! patrick: yeah...but usually they wear them over something else! pete&andy: riiiiiiight *goes to change* pete: i'm baaaaaaack! whadya think? cassie: i don't think you're burt reynolds. pete: patrick! andy! i brought you guys a costume too! cassie: oh dear god. cassie: ok so we have weapons, outfits, and a plan right? pete: ummm strike that last one. cassie: we don't have a plan? pete: not exactly but it's alright cause cassie&patrick: *facepalm* pete: it's ok though cause i'll go out there and distract him! cassie: how? pete: with my amazing bass skills of course! *walks towards joe* cassie: should we be letting him go? patrick: eh i'm about 65% sure he'll live. cassie: O.O pete: your going down evil joe! *starts playing* cassie: i think it's working! *two minutes later* pete: crap must think of something! *puts down guitar* cassie: what's he doing?! patrick: daming us all. -_- pete: hey joe! joe: RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR cassie: that didn't work. pete: *running away* andy: what are we gonna do now? patrick: looks like i'll have to use my secret weapon! cassie: what secret weapon? patrick: everyone stand back! patrick: *shoots laser* cassie: patrick has a laser? pete: yeah because patrick is the shit! patrick: *fires laser at joe* joe: *hit by laser falls* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! cassie: did it work? andy: too soon to tell. *joe staggers and falls down into a building* cassie, patrick, pete, andy: HOORAY! IT WORKED! *notices falling building* all: crap! *runs* *the building falls to the ground and dust covers the area blinding all. patrick, pete, and andy all stand up and dust them selves off.* patrick: *looking around* did it work? is joe back to normal? *group approaches where joe fell and find him back to normal* joe: *cough* *looks around* what the hell happened? pete: you went crazy. patrick: and destroyed half the city. andy: and your beard was evil. joe: i see...but why are you guys dressed so strange? pete: well cassie told us not to fight in our underwear so we- patrick: wait! where is cassie? *group turns around and see's cassie lying in a pile of rubble* andy: oh noes! group: *runs* pete: she's dead. patrick: what? cassie can't be dead! pete: duuuuuude she's so dead. andy: we killed her.... pete: no! joe killed her! joe: i killed cassie? *grabs body* cassie: ugh i'm not dead! patrick: but pete said you were! cassie: then it's a good thing that pete isn't a doctor. put me down joe! joe: *sets cassie down* cassie: so you're back to normal? joe: yeah. cassie: mmmhhhhhhm that good. now will someone tell me WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???? joe: uh the last thing i remember was falling asleep and then seeing this weird thing standing over me in the middle of the night. patrick: pete are you watching people sleep again? pete: no, i stopped doing that. joe: no it was a girl. all: a girl? mysterious womans voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU IDIOTS RUINED IT! YOU RUINED MY PLAN! *group turns around to see ashlee simpson standing there.* pete: ashlee? what are you doing here? cassie&patrick: damn. ashlee: you-you all defeated joe! pete: i know it's great isn't it! ashlee: no! it's not great you moron! you ruined everything! patrick: what? ruined what? what we did was a good thing! ashlee: keep out of this chubby. cassie: oh hell no! *grabs bat* patrick&andy: *grabs cassie* pete: what? you wanted to defeat joe? ashlee: no i'm the one who made him that way! why would i want to defeat him? group: *gasp* joe: it was you? but how? ashlee: easy! all i had to do was break into the bus and while you were sleeping and cast a spell on you to make you grow an evil beard and take over the world! cassie: holy crap....gabe was right. gabe: *riding past on a bike* HA HA! pete: why would you do that to joe? why would you want to take over the world?!?!?!? ashlee: to rule it duh! then everyone would have to listen to me and never talk about me and i'd get rid of you idiots while i was at it! pete: is this because i broke up with you for patrick? ashlee: gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cassie: listen asslee- ashlee: it's ASHLEE!!!!! cassie: pssssssh whatever, taking over the world wouldn't make people like you anymore. in fact it would make things worse. ashlee: don't tell me how to do things! i don't need your help! cassie: help was the last thing i was offering. ashlee: enough! since my first plan failed i guess i'll have to resort to plan B. cassie: you're gonna turn another member of fall out boy into a monster with bad facial hair? joe: heeeeeeeey! cassie: shut up you know it was bad. ashlee: NO! i'm done playing around. *starts shaking* it's time for my ultimate transformation! *ashlee transforms into a horrible monster* pete&patrick: AHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HIDEOUS!!!! cassie: she didn't transform yet... *ashlee transforms* ashlee: now fall out boy it's time to meet your maker! cassie: *leaves* ashlee: ha ha look even your fan is abandoning you now! *ashlee grows in size and then picks up pete and patrick* ashlee: you can't have a band without it's most famous members! cassie: *returns holding a shotgun* ashlee: ha ha you think you can kill me with that thing? you are so wrong! *steps towards cassie* cassie: say hello to your old nose for me. *aims at ashlee's face and shoots* *the shining white flash goes right through ashlee's face and she looks stunned before falling to the ground dead* patrick&pete: *escape from her now dead grip* pete: you killed monster ashlee! cassie: she was a monster? andy: so, how'd you kill her? cassie: this gun is loaded with the collective will of all the teenaged girls in the world. joe: wow that's powerful. cassie: *nods* pete: so uh i guess we saved the world today! cassie: yeah we did. patrick: yeah thanks to cassie. cassie: i should get rewarded for my heroics. pete&patrick: *one week later and cassie is at home sitting on the couch with a friend watching t.v.* jenny: wow how'd you get to be in the new fall out boy video? cassie: psssssssssh they owe meh! *pete walks out dressed as a maid* pete: is this outfit necessary? cassie: yes, yes it is. pete: -sigh- what can i do for you now? cassie *thinks* i want you to do the dance from the dance, dance video while wearing the costume! jenny: *laughs* DOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT! pete: it's gonna be a long year....... ha ha that just came to me and i had to write it down. ~red~

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