Friday, May 11, 2007

wentz in wonderland chapter four
"wentz in wonderland"

chapter four: cupcakes and gender confusion

after escaping the insane wonderland versions of the way brothers. pete was basically wandering aimlessly in a direction he thought he saw ryan go. he continued to wander not really knowing where he was going, but it's not like it was the first time he ever wandered aimlessly in a unknow place.

by this time pete was moving only by habit. his thoughts lost somewhere far away. pete thought about what would happen if he never got out of wonderland. before he could think too much on the subject he felt himself stumble and he came out of his thoughts just in time to watch himself fall down the side of a small hill. pete couldn't regain his footing and proceeded to tumble down the hill until he at last landed shaken and dirty at the foot of the hill.

pete groaned and stood before dusting himself off. he looked ahead of him and saw a large two story house before him. "that's weird" pete said outloud as he made his way towards the house. "maybe whoever lives here will know where to find ryan" pete thought. peter didn't have to wonder for very long. as he passed through the gate and into the front yard of the house he was a small sign stuck in the yard. the white rabbit was all the sign read and pete's hopes shot up that maybe this was ryan's house.

pete practically dashed full speed to the front door before knocking excitedly. he waited bouncing on his heels excited at the prospects of getting out of wonderland. when no one anwsered pete knocked again harder thid time. it was only a few moments before the wooden door was pulled open and sure enough there stood ryan ross in all his glory.

"ryan!" pete exclaimed both pleased at finding the young guitarist and upset at the chase he put him through. "your late. come inside." ryan told pete, pete nodded and followed ryan into the house. ryan led pete through the living room to the kitchen. "ryan. what's going on? do you know how to get back to the real world? i-" pete was cut off by a glaring ryan. he adjusted the clock he was wearing. "belinda go and fetch me my gloves" ryan told pete. pete was confused "belinda? whose belinda?" pete asked ryan. "you, you idiot. your my maid belinda! now go and fetch me my gloves!" ryan shouted and for such a scrawny kid he could sure yell loud.

"i'm not your maid! and i'm sure as hell not a girl!" pete yelled back. ryan gave him a puhleeze kind of look "you could've fooled me" ryan deadpanned. pete snorted "right this coming from the girliest guy in the world" pete shot back. "oh? are you looking in a mirror?" ryan retorted. pete grumbled as upset that ryan didn't remember him and upset that his one last hope for getting out of this wretched place was now gone.

ryan had walked away from pete still demanding that pete fetch his gloves. pete didn't even know where to begin looking for the stupid gloves so he still stood dumbly in the kitchen. pete suddenly realized that he was extreamly hungry his stomache growling at him. he shrugged and figured that if he was going to search for ryan's gloves then at least ryan owed him a meal. pete's eyes scanned the shiny blue countertop before his eyes caught something he knew he couldn't resist.

a cupcake sat on the counter just begging to be eaten. pete knew that in wonderland the chances were good that this was no ordinary cupcake but he still couldn't resist. he rushed over to the sweet treat and devoured it in two bites. feeling oddly full after his one cupcake pete left the kitchen to search for the missing gloves that ryan was adamant about finding. pete went into a spare room and opened a chest looking for the gloves. "ugh i don't feel so well" pete mumbled to himself as he peered into the chest. "why the hell is this thing getting smaller?" peter wondered as the chest became smaller and smaller.

by the time pete realized what was happening he had already grown too large. pete's arms and legs broke through the holes where the houses windows once were. pete's head had busted through the roof and he could now see the entire west side of wonderland. pete could also a very shocked, very pissed looking ryan ross in his front yard. "a monster! someone help! a monster has destroyed my house!" ryan shouted "i'm not a monster" pete bellowed back. ryan didn't listen and instead continued screaming bloodly murder.

eventually some help came to ryan's aid. pete sighed as he saw what had come to help ryan. the same stupid dodo that had made pete race. "it is a monster!" the dodo screeched "but i can help!" it proclaimed "bill!" it called. "who the hell is bill?" pete asked. seconds later a green lizard with a pushbroom on his back showed up in front of the house. "i have an idea" bill began "we tear the roof off!" he proclaimed before scurrying up the side of the house and sliding down into the chimney. bill slipping into the chimney caused some dark black soot to rise up right into pete's face.

before he could do anything to stop it pete sneezed and blew the chimney and bill sky high. "sorry bill" pete yelled. "now what?" ryan asked exasperated. "i have one more idea" the dodo said as he rushed inside ryan's house. he came out moments later with pleanty of broken furniture. "we smoke it out" the dodo excalimed. "oh shit." pete was no scienctist but even he knew that this couldn't end well. the dodo continued smashing and breaking many of ryan's posessions much to ryan's objections. before anyone could stop it the dodo had lit a small fire and pete knew he would die if he didn't get out. glancing around pete spotted a vegtable garden to his right praying that his idea work he grabbed a carrot and ate it.

in mere seconds pete had shrunk back down to about three inches small. "great tiny again" pete grumbled. he made his way out of the burning house just in time to see ryan had once again taken off in a run. pete chased after him for what felt like the hundreth time. "that kid must like the chase" pete sighed as he followed ryan
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