Thursday, March 24, 2005

   goodbye. farewell. go away! get the picture?
so anyway. i'm too totally gone to say anything interesting. oh well. i love everybody. probably because i'm next to high from all the excedrin i have officially taken for my migraine. too much caffiene makes the little one ditzy and hyper. *deep breath* ok. i'm going to have to hang out with seth this weekend since i'll be on spring break (hrm....the term is actually GAY BREAK since i'm spending it all with my family at a reunion*gag*) where he lives...almost. what's a thirty minute drive? ok i'm going to put my little story i wrote for a tabloid issue of the school newspaper. i don't care if you like it, i'm just putting a lot of crap on the internet because i can! muahahahahahahaha!

It Came From Within the Lab
Early on Saturday morning, a creature emerged from the science lab. It was a creation of the Underground Mad Scientist Club (UMSC), advised by Mr. Staley, one that was meant for world takeover. Fortunately, for the citizens of North Summit High, the math team used their gargantuan intellects to defeat the monster before its diabolical mission could be implemented.
The monster Godzillian in proportion, weighing in at fifteen tons and measuring approximately eight-feet tall and thirty feet long. Its abilities included laser-beam vision, a French accent, and a stench that could make the strongest man weak in the knees. The student chairman of the UMSC, Cade Richins, dubbed the monster Sheila. It is not certain as to whether Sheila was a male or female, but Australians might guess at femininity by its name.
The math team attacked Sheila with a giant model of the pie sign and a stick of apple-flavored gum. Sheila, it turns out, was deathly afraid of apple pie. Witnesses attest that Sheila shot itself in the foot with its laser vision in a wild panic, the pain of which cleared its congested nose. Once Sheila got a whiff of itself, it writhed in agony before finally giving up the ghost. Environmentalists have yet to respond to this malicious attack on the gentle giant.
The math team has been awarded a medal of honor for preserving the community. Their advisor was extremely proud of them for their accomplishments. “I have always tried to impress the power of pie on the minds of my students,” he said with a simple shrug. Mr. Staley, on the other hand, has been taken to the Mad Scientist Penitentiary in Kamas. He seemed very upset when he was asked about his actions. “I would have gotten away with it,” he could be heard screaming, “if it weren’t for those meddling kids!”

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