Thursday, June 30, 2005

If you have a "job opportunity" RUN AWAY!!!!!
Okay. I officially have a job. And it sucks. I'm serious. I'm a maid at a hotel(the only one in town, but hey, whatcha gonna do when you live in a shithole town?) and I just seemed to realize something I've known since I was a child: I HATE TO CLEAN! Therefore I have ruined my summer by having to clean every week for hours at a time. The only good news is I actually know how to make a bed! But the bad thing is, I'm still too damn lazy to make my own. My room is in such a state of utter chaos that you wouldn't even beleive it. It really sucks. But then again, I'd say it really sucks if I cleaned it. I'd whine about it either way. I guess that's my point in life. I'm loud, annoying, stupid, and lazy. But, hey. I'm fun right? I have a keychain that says "I'm like a superhero..." on one side and "Just without powers or motivation." on the other. I'm not sure if I agree all of the time, but right now all I want to do is sleep in tomorrow(and, praise whoever is in charge in this mad mad world, tomorrow is my day off) and take a nice long shower and maybe clean my room(Ahhh! Did I just say that?). On second thought, I'll just sit on my ass all day and watch Passions...oh shit my life is ruined! Stupid ass Wimbledon Tennis is on instead of Passions. Damn it all to hell.
The other news of my life is that I've officially been charged with assault. Hurah? I think not. Luckily, the charges will more than likely be dropped since I was the one who was assaulted and I just defended myself. Damn Daisuke (little hellian of a huge muscle mass brother) just had to get into a stupid "cat fight" argument. Oh well. My life will go on. And on. Just like my heart will go on and on. That's my spill for the last eternity of my boring life. I've had my rant and now I'm going to flame somebody just for the fun of it. Probably Ayumi (the no longer virgin holier than thou skank I have to call an older sister) since she's been really bitchy all month. Come to think of it, all of my life since I "ruined it" when I was born. How dumb. She just wants more money and attention so she figures if I hadn't been born Daisuke and Koi-san wouldn't have been born either. What a louse. I hope she gets hit by a car. Or bitten by a snake. Better yet, I hope she gets struck by lightning and dies, thereby going to hell. Once there, I hope that she has to spend every waking moment engaged in bum sex with the devil.
*deep breath* Okay. My spill is over now instead of earlier. So sue me. I know you all love my wondrous self, only because I force you to on pain of death...speaking of that phrase...I'm going to go watch Pirates of the Carribean and watch Johnny Deep run around dressed as a sexy, sexy pirate. Over and out (for now: you'll never get read of me). Muahahahaha!
Hibiki the Crazy Lady Whose Real Name is Julie
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