Saturday, August 25, 2007

Deviant Art
So I posted this image to my deviantART, as my ID:



retroLU5T at deviantART.

It's not that popular. I thought it was pretty ace, but I guess that just goes to demonstrate how strong an artist's love is. =/
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Friday, August 24, 2007

Good Advice
A couple of weeks ago, I went out to a Chinese restaurant with a few of my friends. After the meal, we all opened our fortune cookies, which read an assortment of enlightening statements, but nothing particularly special in the way of fortunes.

"You should keep your friends close to heart."

"Look before you leap."

"Always check to see that the shirt you are wearing is right-side-in before you go out in public."

"When you come out of the bathroom, see that the hem of your skirt is not tucked into the back of your Disney Princess underwear."

Every one of them contained your generic, everyday good advice. It's no wonder they're right all the time -- they don't predict diddly squat about the future. Even so, people just go nuts over them in Chinatown!

That being the case, I've devised a simple new product to sell to Chinese buffets, nationwide: Good Advice Cookies. Actually, when I analyzed the idea a few minutes ago, they're conceptually more similar to Encouragement Cookies, with a sarcastic twist.

"You should work on building up your confidence, loser."

It's a smash hit, already

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Maniac
You guys are going to assume that I'm a maniac.
Assumption correct.

I slept in my jeans last night. Not the designer ones, but ye ole pair from LEI.

Hey, why don't we all talk like that? "Ye ole pair." It's so much more fun than, "That crap-basket pair." I challenge you to talk in Ye Ole Englaesh for a week.

Ugh, and just for the record, I feel like a complete HTML illiterate on this site. It's like I can't code anything that isn't the bare basics. It sucks.
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Huzzah: Return of the Glamorous Geek!
And it is finished.

Wow. I am so excited to be getting back into school. Nerdy? Not really. I mean, quasi-nerdy, but mostly so I can see my friends and wear the dazzling new outfit that I bought in Chicago this summer.

Sheila can kiss my designer-clad butt, because these jeans cost more than her whole crombie-zombie outfit. Even if they were on sale! ...for... next to nothing.

Okay. I didn't spend that much on my outfit. But it's still worth more than her whole wardrobe.

Ugh, I'm getting haughty. I need to stop.

Anyway. I should be putting up some updates on   M I R T H. She's lacking in the attention department.

You never knew a geek as glamorous as I.
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