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myOtaku.com: retro LOV3

Friday, August 24, 2007

Good Advice
A couple of weeks ago, I went out to a Chinese restaurant with a few of my friends. After the meal, we all opened our fortune cookies, which read an assortment of enlightening statements, but nothing particularly special in the way of fortunes.

"You should keep your friends close to heart."

"Look before you leap."

"Always check to see that the shirt you are wearing is right-side-in before you go out in public."

"When you come out of the bathroom, see that the hem of your skirt is not tucked into the back of your Disney Princess underwear."

Every one of them contained your generic, everyday good advice. It's no wonder they're right all the time -- they don't predict diddly squat about the future. Even so, people just go nuts over them in Chinatown!

That being the case, I've devised a simple new product to sell to Chinese buffets, nationwide: Good Advice Cookies. Actually, when I analyzed the idea a few minutes ago, they're conceptually more similar to Encouragement Cookies, with a sarcastic twist.

"You should work on building up your confidence, loser."

It's a smash hit, already

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