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Tuesday, June 27, 2006


Tha Doggfather
Let me tell ya'll about tha time I got to roll with the big Snoop D-O-double Gizzle.

So I was on tha west coast for a weekend, and I was pretty bored. Then I decided to call up my homeboy, tha doggfather himself, Snoop.

I called him up and was like 'Yo Snoop, wuddup? This ya boy Skinny T and I'm in town fo' tha weekend so what's poppin'?' And he was like 'Yo wuddup nephew? Tonite we goin to tha club and spottin some ho's. You down? So I was like 'Fo sho. You know I'm always down to get up on some ho's.' Then Snoop was like 'Fo shizzle, I'ma bizzounce and come skizzle you up in tha Divizzle nephew, ya dig?' So I was like 'Chuuch, dat's coo wit me.'

After I got off tha phone I jumped in the shower and got dressed in my finest pimped out gear. Then Snoop pulled up like 30 minutes later and was like 'Alright nephew, you ready to bizzounce' So I was like 'Fo sho, let's ride.'

So we were sittin' up in Snoop's ride and he busted out with ' Hey lil nephew, you wanna hit this weed?' And I was like ' Yeah dogg, pass that shit to me.' So we was sittin' up in that junt just straight up smokin' until we finally reached tha strip club.

When we stepped out all kinds of ho's started runnin' up to us talkin' bout 'Snoop, I wanna be yo' ho, let me sit up in yo lap, throw some money at me' So Snoop went up to the bar and ordered a bunch of expensive wine and we started pouring it all on those ho's. It was so fun. We was on some straight up pimpin' shit that night.

I got back to my room around 3:00 that morning and passed out. Tha next day Snoop called me up and was like ' Yo nephew, last night was off tha hizzle. Call me up next time you in town and we can party like that again ya dig.' I was like ' Yeah Snoop, I'll call you up next time I'm on tha coast and we can pick up some more freaks.'


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