Saturday, August 12, 2006

Cooking...
You know how i was saying how I wish Squall would get excited about my cooking the way he got excited over the tacos? Well, I now know that is never going to happen. Ever. At all. You see, he spent the night again. And after cuddling for a little bit in the morning I decided to get up and make breakfast.

And let me say, what a disaster it was. I wanted to make waffles but there was no waffle mix and only 4 eggs. So I made waffle mix from scratch, but by then I had burnt the hash browns (and, as it turns out, they were undercooked. only i could pull of such an amazing feat). I beat the last egg and was going to scramble it when I managed to drop the waffle iron onto the little dish, breaking the dish and well...getting rid of the egg...so I had to wipe that up, then as it turns out, a bottle of water spilled, getting water everywhere, which took up a lot of time. The waffles came out weird, they were really puffy on top, like a little hill or something. And I burnt the sausage. I've never made sausage before in my life, and never intend to do so again. I burnt very badly, it was all black and charred and didn't look appealing at all. the toast wouldn't melt the butter and there was no fresh fruit. apparantly, the chocolate milk was a bit salty. how that happened i have no clue, but i didn't touch it.

so here's the tally:
HASHBROWNS - burnt/undercooked
WAFFLES - funky batter, made the top puff up/undercooked
SAUSAGE - burnt black as coal
SCRAMBLED EGGS - there were none, i dropped the waffle iron on the bowl with the last egg in it before i could cook it
TOAST - not capable of melting butter if my life depended on it
CHOCOLATE MILK - apparantly salty, i don't like low fat milk so it tasted funny to me anyways

I can't cook domestic foods. So when Squall and I get married and he expects me to cook, he can expect weird things for other countries that I've never tried before. I can cook those, no problem.

On a completely unrelated note:

I would like to mention that the last post had nothing to do with drugs and/or alcohol. I think those are two very stupid things to try and do, etc. My mind just went "snap", that's all. It's slowly on the mend.
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