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2003-09-28
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a slave of the halls of doom known as school...
Real Name
Suzanne's my name driving pple up a wall iz my game!!!
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I have succeeded in making everyone love my art and wet their pants when reading my "humor" stories... lol Well not everyone but enough where I'm a happy artist ^_^
Anime Fan Since
my nick name waz Charlie *as in last minute Charlie XD I've had that nick name for like ever*
Favorite Anime
Whatever I draw I like and/or love. Titles I'm fond of are Jing: King of Bandits, Flame of Recca, Cased Closed and Card Captor Sakura
Goals
I want to be a world known anime artist from the US like Piro-san... lol XD I also want to toutch Cloud and Vincent's hair just to see what it feels like... and then steal their materia X3
Hobbies
Playin' my cube and PS2 *My 2 fav r Skies of Arcadia and Super Smash Bro. Melee *Bowser's mine MINE I SAY!!!* and 4 the PS2 my fav games r Kingdom Hearts, Grandia II, Final Fantay VII *hands down* and Inuyasha* Oh and I enjoy making fanarts of fanart ^_^
Talents
Screaming Japanese sentences down the halls of my school such as "NANI UN DIO!?!?!" *What are you talking about!?!* sleeping, drawing, singing in Eng. and Jap., and taking forever to to the simplest task... *I'm not slow I'm evenly paced...*
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Sunday, January 16, 2005
AHHHHHHH *cowers in fear*
Oh merciful Lord save me... Ok I have this really stupid fear but I'm really afraid of hermit crabs... and sure enough my nephew goes out and buys not but 2!
Ok as if he didn't scre me enough... No... now I have these blood-thirsty monsters in my house... And as if that ain't bad enough now every time I don't cooperate with my parents their gonna bring 'em out... *For any of you who like hermit crabs I'm sorry if I'm insulting you* Mommy... *cowers in a corner*
~*~
On a much beter note I just added the first pic of my friends in anime form! Well Techno Cat was first because I thought his character design would look really cool, and I wanted to draw him while I still had an idea in my head.
His design came to me last nigh when I was talking to him on the phone while he was helping me upgrade my computer so I can get rid of this flippin' virus that's been pestering my computer for some time now. Well anyway I was asking him about the design he wanted and he says "demon dog" So I instantly think of somthing along the lines of Inuyasha. I then asked him what kind of weapon he would want and he goes "A katana" So right away I think of a real cool design and then at the last second he changes his mind and says a sword similar to the Tetsuiga. And at that moment a WICKED AWSOME idea pops into my head and I instantly begin scribbling down some basic scetches!
*scribble scribble scribble*
5:55Am The pic is completed and boy was I proud of how well it came out! I had based his pose of Cloud but other than that I did it all on my own! *which iz quite hard for me to do* X3 I was very pleased with how much TC's charecter resembles him and how well his sword the "Tetsuniga" came out! *All and all this was one of my pics where I felt so accomplished that I had to go about bragging!* X3
I'm also glad to hear TC likes it! *not that I thought he wouldn't but you know what I mean* lol
Well that's all 4 my life of doom... I'm going back in my corner to cower in fear....
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Saturday, January 15, 2005
Sooooooo Busy..... Can't........fOucUs....
Oi... I've all of a sudden become so busy with my requests... *not that I mind... I just got so busy...*
Let's see My 1st request was a pic I did for Shadow-Alchemist *Well I's not really a request but that's not the point...* Ok It's a pic of Kousuke from Spiral and I already have it half way done... *coloring wise that is...*
Right now I have his shirt and eyes done... He has 5 colors in his eyes and 6 in his shirt. Right now he has pink hair, but that's gonna change soon! I'm gonna go over the Pink with red and then I'm gonna go over the red with maroon. After that I'll go over that maroon with mahogany... and finally I'll go over that color with a darker shade of maroon... and if needed I'll go over that with black!
Then his face... Right now I have a real light shade of cream in his face *you can almost not evan see the color...* I'll go over that with a pale yellow and then over that with a few shades of peach! and finally I'll go over that with tan for the shadows....
Soooooo many colors.... And then I'm planning to do 10-15 different shades of blue and purple in the bg Sooooooooo my plate is full...
And then I have to do a pic of dark for ChibiPocky...
Then I have pics that I'm doing for myself that I still have to finish... X.x
Soooooooooooooooooo busy... *falls asleep*
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Friday, January 14, 2005
Woah...
Dear Quiztakers:
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>>PLEASE send this poem to everybody you know.
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>>It is the request of a special little girl who
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>>will soon leave this world as she has cancer.
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>>Please send this to everyone you know or don't know.
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>>This little girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish,
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>>She wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live
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>>their life to the fullest, since she never will.
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>>She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high
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>>school, or get married and have a family of her
>>own..........................
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>>By you sending this to as many people as possible,
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>>you can give her and her family a little hope,
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>>because with every name that this is sent to,
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>>The American Cancer Society
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>>will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan.
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>>One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can
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>>send it to at least 5 or 6..........................
Just think it could be you one day. It's not even your money, just your time!
PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST
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OoOoOo PERDY FLOWERZ!!!!!!
You came from the flowers. Innocent, cute, you see the world in a rainbow colored perpective. Happy, but sometimes a bit foolish.
Where did you come from? brought to you by Quizilla
How prettyful!!! X3 I'm in a good mood today 1 because... FINALS ARE FINALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOT *runs through the whole town screaming "finals are over" and banging a gong*
~*~
lol X3 I've been looking up me and my friend's zodiacs latly today. and my zodiac seems to be the most interesting...
it says Pisces is the 12th symbol of the zodiac and can be viewed as the most highly evolved of the zodiac signs *wow what an honnor* It says it's the ultimate water sign and have a deep beleif in the highest powers of the universe *BOW DOWN TO ME!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA* lol jk ^_^;
Let's see it also says that Pisces teaches the other zodiac not to be afraid to let go of our earty froms when we die, and that deth is just the begining of a new life.
Wow! the book says if I live to be 77-84 it symbolizes a spiritual letting do of earthy attachmets and merging with the cosmos! *perdy strarz...*
last thing it says here is that I have a skill at mastering my understang and expressions of my abstract ideas and systems. I'm also a dreamer and when I share my dreams with others it's a great offering!!! X3
Theres a lot more but I'm not gonna type all that!!! *there's like a full page that just tell's about the personality of Pisces! Fun fun fun...
~*~
If any of you would like me to look up ur Zodiac just tell me ur sign and I'll PM you with full detail about ur sign.
If you want to get really personal with ur sign tell me the month and day of ur b-day and I can go into evan more detail about ur zodiac!
If ur getting the impression that I'm trying to stalk you or something... I'M NOT!!! I have this 2" thick book that has every b-day and zodiac down to a science! *I's amaizing how detailed this book is!* X3
~*~
Well that's all 4 my little life... beside the fact that I have to do a pic of Dark as a request... The request was originally Shadow-Alchemist's but she has such a hard time with DNAngel I decided to help her out! *aren't I a nice friend?*
O BTW Go visit SA!!! I bet she get's lonly! *She's a real nice person seriously!!! She doesn't bite!* I know her personally! So What are you still doing here??? GO SIGN HER GUESTBOOK OR SOMETHING!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sora: Huh?
RFC: GO VISIT SA!!!! *throws him in the dirction of SA's site*
Sora: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ding*
RFC: Oops... knowing her she'll send Kousuke to play one of his "games" with him... Sora I knew ye well... *walks off looking sad*
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Thursday, January 13, 2005
OMG HOW DO THEY KNOW!!!! AHHHH LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE!!!
It's so true... I don't follow the crowd, I won't marry *I don't evan have a boyfriend*, but with that kiss thing I donno 'cuz I've never been kissed.. and/or will never get kissed... so sad but don't care... X3 CUZ I'M A TOM BOY BABY!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Let's see... I GOT A "C" ON MY BIO FINAL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *I was afraid I was gonna fail it, and then fail my class, and then get sunned and blah, blah, blah... WHATEVER IT'S OVER AND I PASSED!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
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I broke my all time sleeping record!!!
I slept a total of... 10 1/2 hours!
Those finals really wore me out... Altough I only had two... MAN!!! X.x
Hmmm let's see what can I talk about... I was sleepng all day... O I KNOW!!! I'll tell you guys about my dreams!!! X3
Ok the first one starts out I'm in the middle of a really grassy feld and I'm my charecter Lionotto... I'm sleeping *I'm sleeping when I'm sleeping lol* Well anyway all of a sudden Shadow-Alchemist and ChibiPocky come running screeming RFC RFC!!!
I open one of my eyes in a glare and curl up in a ball an fall asleep again... They trip over me and fall flat on their faces...
CP: WEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS TOO MUCH FUN!!!! X3 *laughs like a crimactically insane person*
SA: God you have to stop eating those Pixie Stix...
RFC: *glare* What the haties do you want?
CP: I WANT A BIG MAC WITH X-TRA FRIES!!!
-SA uses her alchemy to make a big mac and fries-
-RFC walks off-
Ok I walk into the really pertty forest I mean this place was SOOO PERTYFUL!!!! then I see Disuke flying toward me...
Daisuke: Hey RFC! X3
RFC: Hey... *I don't seem to notice Daisuke has the wings and not Dark*
Daisuke: Hey RFC...
RFC: ?
Daisuke: I saw SA and CP fighting in a feld shouldn't you stop 'em?
RFC: Don't care enough at this point in time... *Takes a drink out of a pond*
Daisuke: ...
-I start singing for some odd reason... the song? White Night ~true light~ aka the DNAngel theme song-
Juat then the phone rings and I wake up... It's ChibiPoky and my nephew puts my phone on speeker phone and gives me the phone...
CP: Suzy-chan are you awake?
RFC: Kind.... of... I was starting to wake up...
CP: I didn't meen to wake you I told Seth not to wake you but he did anyway...
RFC in a complete daze: Hnn ok... *is quickly falling asleep again*
Seth: Suzy do you want me to talk to mary?
RFC: Fin...e... *Was so tired I could no longer form sentences*
I slowly drift off to sleep while hearing Seth tell CP Halloween riddles
~back in my dream that has now turned into a bit of a nightmare~
I'm in a battle feld still as lionotto and I'm fighting this dragon *I can still remember what it looks like so I might scetch it out and put it on the site*
anyway I'm like fighting on land that's like in the area of a volcano *you know where there's lava flowing everywhere and the ground is black with ash* and This dragon keeps laughing at me for some odd reason... so I ask it what's so funny? Odd thing is I'm not speeking English... I spoke in a dragon-like language
Dragon: You have no clue do you?
RFC: Well I wouldn't be asking you if I did...
Dragon MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
The dragon lets out a huge roar and the ground starts erupting and I'm dodging the flames like crazy and then I notice the dragon has like this ball of pitch black darkness in it's claws...
RFC: I'm dead...
The dragon tosses the energy and it his me. -direct hit-
~inside the dark ball~
I hear all these snickers and evil laughs and I'm all paniced so I'm breathing flmes everywhere and screaming "Who's there?".
All of a sudden out of the darkness I see like this hooded person *like the guys in Kingdom Hearts* and he's standing in a white light *like he's satanding under a light you'd find in a basement* and he turns to me and starts laughing...
RFC: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE LAUGHING AT??? *with this I charge at the hooded guy and he knocks me claer out of the way with one swipe of his hand like I was noting...*
Hooded guy: No matter what you do or how you act you will ALWAYS BE ALONE!!!
RFC: What are you talking about???
HD: You may think that you have friends, but like all the others you knew before they will all leave you for something more... No matter how much you want to be a friend to someone else... in the end you are just a stair that everyone needs to step on to get to where they want to get in life... The truth is... You'll never be wanted...
RFC: SHUT UP!!! *I then open my jaws to release a fire ball but just as I was about to do that all of these heartless grab my legs and start pulling me down into the darkness* WHAT THE!?!?! *I try to struggle but it's no use... I then saw some of my friends I have now and some that I'm no longer friends with appear in front of me... I couldn't see them real good 'cuz it was like they were only the shadows of my friends* Help me!!! *They all just laughed at me and then a couple of them started pushing me down into the darkness, and one of them had claws and scratched my face. I Continue to struggle and call out to them but they just keep laughing and I could tell they were talking to me but I couldn't understand them... It's like when they moved their lips I only heard the howl of the wind... I let out an emmence roar and then I woke up*
I didn't seem to phased by the dream but I stayed awake in my be for a while and then feeling drowzy again I curled in a ball and my much better 3rd dream began*
I was on Destiny island and almost every anime person I had ever known was there and everyone was dancing to this really cool music *I don't know if I had head the tune b4 or if it was my own music* Anyway everyone greats me and I see SA as a blue-green wolf and CP as a purple-ish pink cabbit and Techno Cat as a cat in a lab coat.
SA: Yo! *waves hand*
RFC: Hey! *hugs them all*
TC: You hugged me for apox. 2.95749049300005038 to the 5th power seconds
CP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HIM!!!! MY EARS THEY BUUUUURN!!!!!!! *runs in squares 'cuz she hates circles and runs into a tree*
RFC: Oi...
-SA goes over and burys CP in the sand due to she doesn't like CP very much-
TC: There are exactly 843749474937380348493920383 grains of sand on CP...
RFC holding a remote of some kind: Mute...
-TC goes on mute and then panics due to he can no longer hear himself-
RFC: Thanks for letting me borrow this doohicky SA!
SA: I have yet to complete my time machine but I'm so far satisfyed with this invention of mine...
RFC: Woot...
-I start wandering around the island talking to everyone I knew like Inuyasha, Daisuke, Chrono and Rosett, Sakura and Li, Recca and his friends, Kenshin, Conan aka Jimmy and like about 600 other pple-
Before I notice it's dark and then all of a sudden a stage appears in the center of the island and Yellow Card, Green Day, and all of my fav japaneese singers start performing in my honnor *I donno y but o well* and then there are all these fireworks in the sky shaped like sooting stars and all these other pretty things...
While the bands were still playing me and the anime charecters and my frinds start playing games like limbo, Dance Dance Revolution, Kareokee revolution, and there was evan a pinatta *not sure if that's how you spell it but o well* lol Inuyasha kept trying to bite it open... He couldn't quite grasp the concept that you had to hit the thing with a stick...
The party continued all night and finally when everyone was asleep and the sun was rising out of the ocean I flew up to the very to of the island and magically made a violin appear and I played for the rising sun...
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Yep... my dreams really have no point to 'em but they're still good... heh... I don't know how to play the voilin... *I did when I was in 4th grade but I quit because I really didn't have the time to practice and when I did my dad was home... and he's a classical music hater...lol*
well that's all that happened today... *Yawn* I'm sleepy evan though I slept so long... *I must be sick lol jk* X3
Sora: Was I in ur dream?
RFC: Yep...
Sora: Where?
RFC: Let's see you came in after Yellowcard was done playing and you got drunk on the punch evan though it was non alcoholic... and you startd dancing to the macarana...
-Sora starts dancing to the music in his head-
RFC: I'm surrounded buy bimbos... *falls asleep*
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
fun fun fun....
Meh... I'm in a so-so mood today... *yawns* Today was just real boring... Or tecnically yesterday... it's 3 AM here but that's not the point... All of the teacher in school are nailing our heads to the books to study for our finals... examples are shown below at what the teachers are saying... or at least what I can hear becide Blah blah blah.... and the little anime pple in my head...
Teacher 84758: YOU BETTER STUDY OR I'LL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!!!
Teacher 203: Don't worry about stressing yoursef... Just try your hardest and you'll do fine...
Teacher 10483: STUDY GOD DANGIT!!! *slams book on desk*
Teacher 4580002: *chews gum* whatever...
Teacher 9574: I want you to study this this and this... *repeast sentence 4857458475847485960367 times more*
Teacher F: I like Pie... *drools*
Yep... that all I can hear basically... I know I 'm gonna get an "F" on my finals and then my parents are gonna kill me and then I'll be dead and forcing God to do my bidding...
Sora: How are you gonna do that?
RFC: WITH SPOONS!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *thunder clap*
Daisuke: I'm so glad I'm not you...
RFC: O thank I feel MUCH better...
Inuyasha: What's a Fai-Nalh?
RFC: The worse thing you can possibly imagine....
Inuyasha: Evan worser than Naraku...
RFC: Dude, Naraku is like the pathectic demons you come across when your travling on the roads compared to the finals...
Inuyasha: O.O Can something that evil even exist!?!?!
RFC: Yeep... *fiddles around with a contraption of some sort*
Daisuke: What's that?
RFC: A teacher detector...
Sora: Why do you need one of those?
RFC: The teachers somehow got wind of my location... and they keep stalking me....
-macine launces a rock from a sling shot and a painful scream is heard-
RFC: Hey look at that it works...?
*inspects unconcious person* Oh dear lord....
Inuyasha: What's wrong?
RFC: QUICK RUN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!!!! *runs off scraming*
Inu, Dai, and Sora: Wha?
-all of a sudden the earth starts shaking violently-
Daisuke: W-w-what's ha-p-p-ening???
Sora: W-who k-k-kn-ows...!
-trees start falling and something was approching the three... Fast-
Inuyasha: Da*n I gant draw the Tetsuiga!!!
Unknown Voice: KOUSUKE!?!?!?! WHO KNOCKED MY KOUSUKE OUT!?!?!?!
RFC screaming from atop a mountain: THEY DID IT!!! *Points*
Shadow-Alchemist: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Sora acting cocky: With what? You don't have any weapons...
-SA puts hands on a nearby tree and turns it into an acorn firing tank-
Squirrls who live in the tree: CURSE YOU!!! WE WERE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! AND NOW OUR HOME BASE IS GONE!!! CURSE YOU I SAY CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOU!!!!!!
-SA puts hands together andcrates a cage around the loonatic squirrl-
SA: Now back to business...
Sora, Dai, and Inu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *run off screaming like girls*
RFC Still atop the mountain: I TOLD YOU TO RUN LIKE GIRLS!!!!!! BUT DID YOU LISTEN??? NOOOOOOO!!!! *laughs at the fools running below her... strangly it looks like a game of pack-man*
-an hour later-
Kousuke finally waking up: HuH??? WHA??? WHERE AM I!?!?!
SA: In safe hands...
Kousuke: WHAT? YOU CALL HANGING UPSIDOWN FROM A STICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR TANK SAFE???
SA: Well there unfortunaltly wasn't any room for you...
Kousuke afetr thinking for a moment: Y'know acually I think I acually like it out here...
SA: OKAY!! ^_^ *fires more exploding acorns at you-know-who*
RFC: I wanna join too... HEY SA!!!
SA stoping the tank: Ya?
RFC: CAN I HAVE A TURN TOO?!?!?
SA: NEVER MUWAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
-RFC jumps off her mountain perch and flys down to the tank-
RFC: SPAZ ATTACK!!!! *pokes Kousuke in the spot where his rib is missing* Are you sure ur rib isn't gonna grow back???
Kousuke: X.X
SA: KOUSUKE!!! *galre*
RFC: *sweat drop* Ummmmmm.... Aw crud... *runs with Sora, Inu and Dai*
The 4 running: STOP SHOOTING AT US WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!
SA: YES YOU DID!!! YOU KILLED MY KOUSKUE!!!!
Kousuke sipping tea: Siriously I'm fine...
SA: NO YOUR NOT!!! *pokes the spot where his rib is missing*
-Kousuke spazes out-
SA: See your not fine...
RFC: Hey why am I running with you bimbos??? I have wings... See ya...*Flys off*
Daisuke: Duh... same here! *flys off with RFC*
Inu and Sora: OH NO YOU DON'T YOUR TAKING US WITH YOU!!!
RFC: Fine! I'm not in the mood to argue... JUST GET ON YOU MORON!!! Oh hey that rhymed!!! *repeats sentencee over and over and over...*
Sora: I'll go insane if I ride with RFC...
RFC: I heard that...
Sora: Eep....
Daisuke: Hurry up and get on one of us already!!!
SA: Oh no you don't!!!! *fires cannon*
Daisuke: GO GO GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
-BZZZT-
-RFC and the reast of the bums were shocked with a barrier SA set up-
RFC: Were all doomed...
-a week later-
SA: Fan harder my lakie...
RFC: Oh I'll give you a lakie alright *twitch twitch*
SA: What was that???
RFC: Oh *twitch* nothing....
SA: Kousuke check on the other Lakies...
Kousuke: Ok... -Walk out of room-
RFC: You do know he's not gonna come back right?
SA: Why's that?
RFC: Freedom... A word I can't quite recall what the meaning iz...
SA: OMG KOUSUKE!!! KOUSUKE-KUN COME BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! *runs after him*
RFC talking through a walkine talkie: The attacking shadow has left the room... Operation WOOSH can now commence...
Sora and the otheres: Roger... RFC
-Sora and the others do what they were told to do-
Sora: Are you sure tis is gonna work?
RFC: Yep... I got SA so worried she'll never notice were gone until it's to late... and plus the barrier is no longer up sooo...
Inuyasha: Freedom is so close I can almost tase it!!!
-The gang runs outside to see RFC dive bombing toward them-
RFC: 3
Sora: 2
Daisuke: 1
Inuyasha: Lift off!!!!
-The gang got on RFC's back and escaped WooT-
The gang: WERE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Teachers 1-7574847: Steady... FIRE!!!
RFC: AHHHHHH THEY GOT MY LEG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*is slowly being draged into the abyss of the halls of doom* Goodbye my crule world...
-stops being draged-
RFC: HuH??? *notices the gang has a ountain of graphic novels*
Teachers 1-7574847: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *dissapear*
RFC: MY SAVIORS!!!!!
The gang: Our lackie...
RFC: BITE ME!!!! *throws smoke bomb on ground and vaneshes*
The gang: O.O
-Where RFC is-
RFC: WOOT 77 DEGREES IN WINTER BABY!!!! *is in Hawaii* Heaven on earth...
~*~
I wish I lived on an uncharted island....
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Saturday, January 8, 2005
OMG THAT'S TOO CREEPY!!!!!
I love kyo but jeez! 22 kidz!?!?! ummm I don't think sooo...
X3 so how was ur week pple? mine was ok I guess... My final exams r comming up next week and I know I 'm gonna fail a couple... *Just give me the F now... I'll save you guys the troubble* Oi... *rams head against wall*
Sora: Oo!!! Marbles!!! *pics up marbles*
*RFC rams head harde*
Sora: YAY! IT'S RAINING MARBLES!!! ^_^
RFC: HEY!!! THOSE ARE MINE!!!!
Sora: Nu-uh I FOUND THEM!!!
RFC: GIMME THOSE!!!
Sora: NEVER!!!! *bites into RFC's arm*
RFC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *faits*
-a vet truck pulles up to Sora-
Vet: Sora we're all ready to give you your rabie shot...
Sora: Oh... ok? *runs off while ripping his clothes off* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Vet on the phone: Yes... we need backup... yes... theres a boy running around with only a thong on... WHAT??? Ok... Ok...goodbye sir...
Driver: Well?
Vet: Unfortunatly we can't have any backup... due to the fact that Sora already killed that poor cat...
RFC high kicking the vet in the head: I'M NOT DEAD!!!!
-vet dies-
RFC: Oops... O well... LALALALALALALALALALALALAALALA!!!!
Driver: ...
Sora: YES FREEDOM!!!! *rips thong off* I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Wednesday, January 5, 2005
WOOT!!! SNOW DAY!!!!!!
OMG YA!!!! *bows on floor* THANK YOU GOD FOR ANSWERING MY PRAYERS!!!! *litereally I did ask god for a snow day* WOOT THANK YOU GOD!!! *bows on floor a couple hundred times* WOOOOT!!! X3
Well now that I got that outta the way... My mind just went blank... Hmmmm what did I wnt to post..... *five hours later* HOLD ON DON'T TELL ME!!! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm aw forget it...
I'll just tell you that I'm drawing a pic for ElvesAteMyRamen and I almost have my newest pic of Chrono colored! O.o Oh wait that's what I wanted to say...
Sora: You moron...
RFC: HEY!!! Thats not very nice...
Sora: I have every right to be mean to you...
RFC: But why me??? *looks really sad*
Sora: Because your a heartless...
RFC: Riku's a heartless too an you not mean to him!
Sora: Yes I am!!!
Riku: Hey Sora.
Sora: Hey Riku.
RFC: See I rest my case....
Sora: What case you never had a case...
RFC: I'm leaving you jerk....
Sora: FIREGA!!!!
RFC: REVERSAL!!!
-Sora and RFC switch places-
Sora: Ok what did that acomplish???
-RFC walks away-
Sora: HuH???
-Sora's attack comes right in front of him-
RFC: See Yaz...
*BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM crackle crackle*
RFC: YOU MELTED THE SNOW!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Sora: cough... I'm gonna start running now...
-The school cops appear next to RFC-
Cop 1: RFC schools are back open your comming with us.
Cop 2: Perdy Snow!!! Uh Huhuhuh...
RFC: NEVER!!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!! *blows cops us*
Sora: Now your gonna get... it?
-RFC made the cop's bodies into snowmen-
RFC: Nobody will ever know... *laughs evily*
Sora: What if I tell?
RFC: I'll kill you...
Sora: With what?
RFC: A spoon!!! *sparkle sparkle*
Sora: Ooo I'm so scared...
RFC: Well I could always use the interdimentional chain saw...
Sora: The spoon works...
RFC: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *continues to make her cop-men*
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Sunday, January 2, 2005
Wow! You guys really do like my stories!
I knew they were funny but man! Well I decided to post one of MY stories and see how much you guys like 'em ^_^
Well this one is one of my favorites and it's called "The Dr. Wants To Kill Me" So here it is!!!
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The Doctor Wants to Kill Me…
By: Roaring Flame Cat
~For my best bud Chibi Pocky~
~It was a bright sunny day in Traverse Town. Sora, Kairi, Riku, Leon, Yuffie, Aerith, and Cloud were all on the Gizmo Shop’s roof just watching all the tiny people down below them do ordinary little things when they heard a high pitched scream from the first district.~
Yuffie: Oh my God! What in the world was that!?!
Riku: Who knows; who cares?
Leon: I don’t think it was anything to worry about… Probably just some kids playing a game of “who can scream the loudest?” Girls always play that moronic game…
Kairi: Well since no one is doing anything about it I’m going to see what it was just to make sure… Sora you’re coming with me.
Sora hiding behind Aerith: But w-what if it’s a monster…
Aerith: Sora, haven’t you fought countless heartless-most were like six times taller than you…
Sora: BUT those were heartless!!!! NOT MONSTERS!!!
Riku: Just go with Kairi… Besides she could wield a keyblade better than you…
Sora: SHE COULD NOT!!!!!
Riku: Could so.
Sora: Could not!
Riku: Could so.
Sora: Could not!
Kairi: O.o
Aerith: Why don’t you ask Cloud his opinion he’s a pretty good fighter…
Leon: Where is Cloud anyway?
~while all this was happening Cloud was on the roof across the bridge from the Gizmo Shop stroking and petting his wing mumbling something…~
Yuffie: Hey there he is! –points over to Cloud- Why don’t you go over and ask him why he doesn’t join us Squall!!!
Leon: IT’S LEON!!! WHY CAN’T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME WOMAN!?!?!
Yuffie: Because it’s easier to blackmail you when I call you Squall.
Leon: WHAT!?!
Yuffie: Oh, wait that didn’t come out right…
Leon: So you’re the one who kept threatening to steal my gunblade, and my necklace… And didn’t you also threaten to steal all of my clothes and sell them to Leon fangirls off Ebay?
Yuffie: I have no idea what your talking about… -slowly starts walking toward Cloud-
Leon: Get your butt back here I’m not done with you YET!!!!! HEY GET BACK HERE!!!!!
Yuffie: Actually never mind with Cloud… HIYAAAAA!!!!!!
Leon: BRING IT ON WOMAN!!!!! I’LL KICK YOUR CHICKED OUT BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora, Kairi, and Aerith: O.O what just happened here?
Riku: No clue… Now go and see what happened in the first district…
Kairi: Come on Sora let’s go!
Sora: NOOO!!! No, no, no, no don’t take me!!! The monsters will eat meeeeee! They already ate one!!!! That’s what that scream was from!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kairi: Come on –drags Sora by the ear to the first district-
Sora: OWWW!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Aerith: O.O
-a few moments later-
Leon: Get you’re BUTT BACK HERE YUFFIE!!!!
Yuffie: No way pinning you down with my shuriken was hard enough… do you honestly think I’m gonna let you go after all that hard work!?! See ya Squall!!!
Leon: IT’S LEON!!!! LEON YOU MORON!!!! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!?!?! L-E-O-N!!! IT’S LEON YOU FOOL!!!!
Yuffie: Sounds like some one is P.M.S-ing… *tisk, tisk, tisk*
Squa-er Leon: NOW YOU CAN’T TELL THAT I’M A MALE-BOY-MAN!!! NOT A FEMALE!!!!!!
Yuffie: Oh you just mad that I beat you… Now don’t go anywhere Squallie-wallie! –puts duct tape on Leon’s mouth-
Leon: Mmmft errrfttmm mmatttffff….
-Yuffie walked over to Cloud who didn’t even notice Yuffie walk up to him. He seemed to be in a trance so he was still stroking his wing and still mumbling something… which Yuffie could hear crystal clear now-
Cloud: Ok my pretty wing your so soft and fuzzy and soft and warm… I wuv you my fuzzy wing…
Yuffie: O.O Yo, Cloud are you in there?
Cloud: Oh my pretty demonic blackish-gray wing… if you were a female I would marry you without a second thought…
Yuffie: Cloud have you snapped!?! –waves hand in front of his face-
Cloud: Oh my precious wing of doom I wuv u so much…
Yuffie: Ok your freaking me out Cloud…
Cloud: Kiss me my precious wing…
Yuffie: OMG YOU FREAK!!! –slaps Cloud across the face…hard-
Cloud: … O.O
Yuffie: Are you all right!?!
Cloud: … O.o
Yuffie: Cloud are you all right???
Cloud: What… do you mean?
Yuffie: You were confessing some kind of love toward your wing and you said that if it was female you would marry it and you were about to passionately kiss it… or that was about to happen but then I slapped you… heh… sorry about that.
Cloud: O.O What… your lieing!
Leon: SHE IS! SHE IS!!! SHE BLACKMAILS ME AND THEN HOLDS ME DOWN WITH HER SURIKEN!!!! DON’T TRUST HER!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: How the Heck did you get that duct tape off your mouth Squall!?!
Leon: DANGIT WOMAN WOULD IT KILL YOU TO REMEMBER MY NAME!?!?!?!?! IT’S LEON!!!!!!! OMG WOMAN IS THAT SO HARD!?!?!?!
Yuffie: Yes… Now answer my question how did you get that duct tape off you mouth…?
Leon: Why should I tell you? You can’t even remember my name –pretends to cry-
Yuffie: O.O I didn’t know it meant that much to you… -falling for it-
Leon: I get beat up… tied down by sharp metal pointy things… eat duct tape… and you still can’t remember my name…
Cloud, Yuffie and Aerith: You ATE the duct tape!?!
Leon: Well I actually licked all of the glue off… but ya it’s pretty much the same thing…
Aerith: Eww…
Yuffie: ya really…
Cloud: So Yuffie before I started to get really creepy what did you need?
Yuffie: Wait before I ask you what we wanted I just want to know why you were acting like a loon?
Cloud: It’s a curse of the fangirls one day they captured me and ran tests on me and there was this one that wasn’t a complete successes… It was a test to see if I could be brainwashed… I could… the machine that I was wired to had a malfunction and before the machine exploded and I escaped one girl said “I wuv your wing…” and ever since then every time a doctor is close I start zoning out and doing horribly strange things with my wing… -shutters-
Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith: O.O
Cloud: Now that I’ve answered your question what did you guys want?
Yuffie: Well Sora and Riku were arguing about if Kairi would be a better keyblade master than Sora or not… and we wanted to ask you opinion.
Cloud: Well I believe it all depends… Sora is a cocky little fourteen year old punk who’s a bit full of himself but he has a heart of gold and he’s pretty strong. On the other hand we have Kairi a sweet, passionate girl who has a strong soul and a lot of wisdom… but where she lacks in strength she more than makes up for in loyalty and kindness.
Aerith: Wow that’s deep did you just make this up now?
Cloud: No, I read it in a fortune cookie…
Yuffie: REALLY WOW THAT’S ONE SMART COOKIE!!!!
Cloud: LOL just kidding!
Aerith: You jerk… and I believed you…
Yuffie: Really you should be ashamed…
Cloud: Hey, hey, hey ladies how about making it up to you by flying us to the first district and buying you ice-cream?
Aerith and Yuffie: WOW FLYING WITH YOU!?!
Cloud: Mm-hmm… and if you want I can take the long way to the first district. *wink wink*
-Aerith and Yuffie scream in high-pitched squeals-
Cloud: Ok, ladies put your arm around my neck so I can get a good hold on you so I don’t drop you.
-Yuffie and Aerith did as they were told-
Cloud: Ok here we go!
Yuffie: WEEEEEE!!!!!
Aerith: You sure this is safe!?
Cloud: Safe as can be!
-Cloud flew away with the ladies but at that very second Leon woke up from a nap he took due to long stories put him to sleep-
Leon: DANGIT YUFFIE!!!! YOU BETTER GET ME OUT OF THIS TRAP OR YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!! I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU!!!! COME BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Did you guys hear something?
Cloud and Aerith: Nope!
Leon: O.O stranded…………
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