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Sunday, January 2, 2005


   Secrets Revealed!!!!
Well I have been noticeing that a lot of you like my the stories I post! So I decided to post a story that was originally on Fan fic.net but they took it off beacause it was in script format and they no longer except them... Curse them all... Well anyhoo THe story is called Secrets Revealed and Chibi Pocky wrote it with a liitle of my help... So anyway here it is!

O P.S. Some parts may be highly disturbing so if Sora from Kingom Hearts ends up becoming a woman a dances around town nakid then... Yes this story is disturbing but if you don't care read on!

***If you read this and get freaked out don't say I didn't warn you...***

ChibiPocky: I’m all alone, I’m all alone, I’m all alone….

RFC: QUIT SAYING THAT YOU OBNOXIOUS MORON! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!!!

ChibiPocky:...

RFC: well, what do you have to say?

ChibiPocky: I’m all alone, I’m all alone, I’m all alone...

-Sora runs in looking for something-

RFC: What are you looking for?

Sora: I’m looking for my keyblade and escape route.

RFC: Why an escape route?

-Fan girls come in-

Fan Girls: There he is! STRIP HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: No!?!?!?!?

-Sora gets trampled and is naked-

ChibiPocky: YAY! Party!

RFC: SUNGLASSES I NEED SUNGLASSES!!!! MY EYES THEY BUUUUURN!!!!!! *Rolls around on ground screaming*

-ChibiPocky walks over with mouth open-

ChibiPocky: It’s a WOMAN!?!?!?!?

Sora: NO! I’m impure! Don’t look at meeeeeee!!!!

ChibiPocky: *out of curiosity feels boobs* Oh my god they’re real!!!!

RFC: O.o

Sora: Give me clothes! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *high pitched girly scream*

ChibiPocky: You mean these? *holds clothes up*

Sora: YES! GIMME!

RFC Wearing a pair of really dark sunglasses: no you’re a girl you need woman’s clothes…. *Hides the fact that she’s a cross dresser*

Sora: no!!!!!!

ChibiPocky: Yay! Pretty dress for Sora-Chan!

Sora: It’s Kun! Sora-Kun! Stupid Baka!

RFC: don’t you mean butt munch?

Sora: *screaming* same thing you moron!

RFC: why are you yelling at me? I wasn’t the one feeling you up!

Sora: Yeah but still you were a part of it!

RFC: No I wasn’t I’m not that type of person!

Sora: yes you are

RFC: What exactly are you saying?!?!

Sora: Nothing! *Cowers in corner*

RFC: bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! *Pulls out bazooka/sword* You’re in for it now, Butt munch!!!!

ChibiPocky: Woo hoo! More partying! Cha cha slide! *Starts dancing like a moron*

-Everyone stares in bewilderment as ChibiPocky starts to do the point.-

RFC: *Cough cough "idiot" cough cough*

Kairi: Sora! There you are! I’ve been waiting in your room forever!

ChibiPocky: *sly look on face* waiting for what, exactly?????

RFC: *starts to panic* ewwwwww bad images! No bad! *Pulls out tennis racket and tries to swat away bad images*

Kairi: *blushing* uhhhmmm….. I can’t say

RFC and ChibiPocky: O.o

ChibiPocky: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW you did that??!?!?!?!?

Sora: *getting up still naked* no way!!!!

Kairi: Ewww you JERK!!!! *Slaps Sora across face and suddenly notices…. *
O.o OMG!!!!!!!! Sora, you have…..

Sora: *absentmindedly looks down* oh these things? Yeah they’re pretty big for my age.. I’m a D size cup!!!

Kairi:….. OMG YOURE A WOMAN?!!?!?!? *Bursts into tears* AND I KISSED YOU????? OMG!!!!

-RFC and ChibiPocky are watching with bowls of popcorn.-

RFC: Pass the snocaps will ya?

ChibiPocky: Mine!

RFC: Give them here butt munch!

ChibiPocky: MMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Bites RFC’s arm*

RFC: *screams* I’m going to die! You have rabies beast!

ChibiPocky: *smiles and there are two little fangs* Yeah and they are poisonous too! *Giggles*

RFC: oh thanks I feel much better! *Passes out*

ChibiPocky stares around her and notices everyone is passed out... The naked drag queen, The naked drag queen’s lover, and the annoying butt munch RFC. And also the stupidly annoying cabbit ChibiPocky and her dumb song...

I’M ALL ALONE! I’M ALL ALONE! I’M ALL ALONE! YEAH! *Disco ball falls from ceiling and ChibiPocky starts doing the point and the split*

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RFC: Omg ChibiPocky A.K.A Mary really butchered this story... I had no part in writing thiz what so ever... I’m going off to see it Sora iz traumatized and then to hide from Mary...

Mary: I’M ALL ALONE!!! I’M ALL ALONE!!! I’M ALL ALONE!!!

*Ansem appears*

Ansem: Hey where are the cookies of darkness!?! *Mary bites into him*

Mary: HA DIE!!!!!

Ansem. X.X

RFC: OK C YAZ!!!! *Mary lunges toward RFC* AHHHHHH!!!!! Get it OFFA ME!!!!! GET... IT... OFFA... MEEEE!!!!!!! OOWAAAAA!!!! X.X

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