Sunday, January 2, 2005

   Wow! You guys really do like my stories!
I knew they were funny but man! Well I decided to post one of MY stories and see how much you guys like 'em ^_^

Well this one is one of my favorites and it's called "The Dr. Wants To Kill Me" So here it is!!!

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The Doctor Wants to Kill Me…
By: Roaring Flame Cat

~For my best bud Chibi Pocky~

~It was a bright sunny day in Traverse Town. Sora, Kairi, Riku, Leon, Yuffie, Aerith, and Cloud were all on the Gizmo Shop’s roof just watching all the tiny people down below them do ordinary little things when they heard a high pitched scream from the first district.~

Yuffie: Oh my God! What in the world was that!?!

Riku: Who knows; who cares?

Leon: I don’t think it was anything to worry about… Probably just some kids playing a game of “who can scream the loudest?” Girls always play that moronic game…

Kairi: Well since no one is doing anything about it I’m going to see what it was just to make sure… Sora you’re coming with me.

Sora hiding behind Aerith: But w-what if it’s a monster…

Aerith: Sora, haven’t you fought countless heartless-most were like six times taller than you…

Sora: BUT those were heartless!!!! NOT MONSTERS!!!

Riku: Just go with Kairi… Besides she could wield a keyblade better than you…

Sora: SHE COULD NOT!!!!!

Riku: Could so.

Sora: Could not!

Riku: Could so.

Sora: Could not!

Kairi: O.o

Aerith: Why don’t you ask Cloud his opinion he’s a pretty good fighter…

Leon: Where is Cloud anyway?

~while all this was happening Cloud was on the roof across the bridge from the Gizmo Shop stroking and petting his wing mumbling something…~

Yuffie: Hey there he is! –points over to Cloud- Why don’t you go over and ask him why he doesn’t join us Squall!!!

Leon: IT’S LEON!!! WHY CAN’T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME WOMAN!?!?!

Yuffie: Because it’s easier to blackmail you when I call you Squall.

Leon: WHAT!?!

Yuffie: Oh, wait that didn’t come out right…

Leon: So you’re the one who kept threatening to steal my gunblade, and my necklace… And didn’t you also threaten to steal all of my clothes and sell them to Leon fangirls off Ebay?

Yuffie: I have no idea what your talking about… -slowly starts walking toward Cloud-

Leon: Get your butt back here I’m not done with you YET!!!!! HEY GET BACK HERE!!!!!

Yuffie: Actually never mind with Cloud… HIYAAAAA!!!!!!

Leon: BRING IT ON WOMAN!!!!! I’LL KICK YOUR CHICKED OUT BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora, Kairi, and Aerith: O.O what just happened here?

Riku: No clue… Now go and see what happened in the first district…

Kairi: Come on Sora let’s go!

Sora: NOOO!!! No, no, no, no don’t take me!!! The monsters will eat meeeeee! They already ate one!!!! That’s what that scream was from!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Kairi: Come on –drags Sora by the ear to the first district-

Sora: OWWW!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Aerith: O.O

-a few moments later-

Leon: Get you’re BUTT BACK HERE YUFFIE!!!!

Yuffie: No way pinning you down with my shuriken was hard enough… do you honestly think I’m gonna let you go after all that hard work!?! See ya Squall!!!

Leon: IT’S LEON!!!! LEON YOU MORON!!!! DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!?!?! L-E-O-N!!! IT’S LEON YOU FOOL!!!!

Yuffie: Sounds like some one is P.M.S-ing… *tisk, tisk, tisk*

Squa-er Leon: NOW YOU CAN’T TELL THAT I’M A MALE-BOY-MAN!!! NOT A FEMALE!!!!!!

Yuffie: Oh you just mad that I beat you… Now don’t go anywhere Squallie-wallie! –puts duct tape on Leon’s mouth-

Leon: Mmmft errrfttmm mmatttffff….

-Yuffie walked over to Cloud who didn’t even notice Yuffie walk up to him. He seemed to be in a trance so he was still stroking his wing and still mumbling something… which Yuffie could hear crystal clear now-

Cloud: Ok my pretty wing your so soft and fuzzy and soft and warm… I wuv you my fuzzy wing…

Yuffie: O.O Yo, Cloud are you in there?

Cloud: Oh my pretty demonic blackish-gray wing… if you were a female I would marry you without a second thought…

Yuffie: Cloud have you snapped!?! –waves hand in front of his face-

Cloud: Oh my precious wing of doom I wuv u so much…

Yuffie: Ok your freaking me out Cloud…

Cloud: Kiss me my precious wing…

Yuffie: OMG YOU FREAK!!! –slaps Cloud across the face…hard-

Cloud: … O.O

Yuffie: Are you all right!?!

Cloud: … O.o

Yuffie: Cloud are you all right???

Cloud: What… do you mean?

Yuffie: You were confessing some kind of love toward your wing and you said that if it was female you would marry it and you were about to passionately kiss it… or that was about to happen but then I slapped you… heh… sorry about that.

Cloud: O.O What… your lieing!

Leon: SHE IS! SHE IS!!! SHE BLACKMAILS ME AND THEN HOLDS ME DOWN WITH HER SURIKEN!!!! DON’T TRUST HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: How the Heck did you get that duct tape off your mouth Squall!?!

Leon: DANGIT WOMAN WOULD IT KILL YOU TO REMEMBER MY NAME!?!?!?!?! IT’S LEON!!!!!!! OMG WOMAN IS THAT SO HARD!?!?!?!

Yuffie: Yes… Now answer my question how did you get that duct tape off you mouth…?

Leon: Why should I tell you? You can’t even remember my name –pretends to cry-

Yuffie: O.O I didn’t know it meant that much to you… -falling for it-

Leon: I get beat up… tied down by sharp metal pointy things… eat duct tape… and you still can’t remember my name…

Cloud, Yuffie and Aerith: You ATE the duct tape!?!

Leon: Well I actually licked all of the glue off… but ya it’s pretty much the same thing…

Aerith: Eww…

Yuffie: ya really…

Cloud: So Yuffie before I started to get really creepy what did you need?

Yuffie: Wait before I ask you what we wanted I just want to know why you were acting like a loon?

Cloud: It’s a curse of the fangirls one day they captured me and ran tests on me and there was this one that wasn’t a complete successes… It was a test to see if I could be brainwashed… I could… the machine that I was wired to had a malfunction and before the machine exploded and I escaped one girl said “I wuv your wing…” and ever since then every time a doctor is close I start zoning out and doing horribly strange things with my wing… -shutters-

Leon, Yuffie, and Aerith: O.O

Cloud: Now that I’ve answered your question what did you guys want?

Yuffie: Well Sora and Riku were arguing about if Kairi would be a better keyblade master than Sora or not… and we wanted to ask you opinion.

Cloud: Well I believe it all depends… Sora is a cocky little fourteen year old punk who’s a bit full of himself but he has a heart of gold and he’s pretty strong. On the other hand we have Kairi a sweet, passionate girl who has a strong soul and a lot of wisdom… but where she lacks in strength she more than makes up for in loyalty and kindness.

Aerith: Wow that’s deep did you just make this up now?

Cloud: No, I read it in a fortune cookie…

Yuffie: REALLY WOW THAT’S ONE SMART COOKIE!!!!

Cloud: LOL just kidding!

Aerith: You jerk… and I believed you…

Yuffie: Really you should be ashamed…

Cloud: Hey, hey, hey ladies how about making it up to you by flying us to the first district and buying you ice-cream?

Aerith and Yuffie: WOW FLYING WITH YOU!?!

Cloud: Mm-hmm… and if you want I can take the long way to the first district. *wink wink*

-Aerith and Yuffie scream in high-pitched squeals-

Cloud: Ok, ladies put your arm around my neck so I can get a good hold on you so I don’t drop you.

-Yuffie and Aerith did as they were told-

Cloud: Ok here we go!

Yuffie: WEEEEEE!!!!!

Aerith: You sure this is safe!?

Cloud: Safe as can be!

-Cloud flew away with the ladies but at that very second Leon woke up from a nap he took due to long stories put him to sleep-

Leon: DANGIT YUFFIE!!!! YOU BETTER GET ME OUT OF THIS TRAP OR YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!! I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU!!!! COME BAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: Did you guys hear something?

Cloud and Aerith: Nope!

Leon: O.O stranded…………

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