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Thursday, March 16, 2006

   The Lazy Loam (A poem)
I’m a loam, a lazy loam
Whom lazes about inside her home
For what’s a loam to do but laze?
To laze and laze throughout her days?
For I’m a loam, the laziest loam
Lazier then blocks of Styrofoam
Have you ever seen Styrofoam laze?
For days as if it’s in a daze?
Not like the loam, the lazy loam
Much better at lazing then Styrofoam
And all shall raise their hands in praise
For the laziest loam whom ever lazed
And that is I, the lazy loam
Too lazy to visit Paris or Rome
A loam so lazy you’d be amazed
To see how much this loam can laze
So as you go outside to roam
Please don’t forget me, the lazy loam
For as you children enjoy your days
The lazy loam just sits here and lays


...And that's what happens when you're lazy AND bored. xD Jeez, try saying THAT ten times fast.
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