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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

   Easter: Bunnies don't lay eggs!
As you all know, Spring has finally arrived and you all know what that means... Easter is on it's way. But before you start preparing for Peter Cottontail, I'd like you to consider this.

As we all know, Easter is the day that Christians celebrate the day Jesus was resurrected from the dead after he died on the cross for our sins. So how did this turn into the commercialistic holiday of looking for colorful eggs that were left behind by a giant bunny? O_o

First of all, bunnies don't lay eggs. They just don't. That means the Easter Bunny STOLE these eggs! After all, bunnies also can't get a job so I doubt Ol' Mr. Cottontail has much spending money on him.

Second, how the heck does the Easter Bunny deliver eggs to all the children in the world in one night? Have the Easter Bunny and Santa joined forces to create one unstoppable team?! O_O We can only hope not.

Then again, I suppose it's sort of a good thing that Easter uses bunnies and rabbits. It wouldn't look so good to see a little kid biting the head off of a chocolate Jesus.

Well, I hope that you all enjoy your Easter once it comes and enjoy your little Easter egg hunts, but remember not to hide your Easter eggs too hard. They can really stink up the place if you leave them alone for a week or so...
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