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Friday, May 5, 2006


   I'm bored, so... OTAKU GOODNESS! xD
~Begin~

YUGI: *Sleeping on the couch and mumbling in his sleep* Zzzzz! Me gusta mucha los tacos de Taco Bell! Zzzzz!

YAMI: *Bursts into the living room from the kitchen* DEMONZ!

YUGI: *Wakes up* O_O Great balls of fire! What is it, Yami?!

YAMI: Aibou, I have discovered a power even stronger than the heart of the cards...

YUGI: O_o Huh?

YAMI: BEHOLD! *Holds up a toaster*

YUGI: Uh, Yami...

YAMI: Shhh! Just watch!

TOASTER: ...

YUGI: ...

YAMI: O_O

TOASTER: ...DING! *Pop-tart pops out*

YAMI: *Stares in awe* I've discovered the heart of the toaster! It's pop-tarts! All hail my great power and pharaohy-ness! xD

YUGI: -_-; Yami, sometimes I wonder about you...

YAMI: *Too impressed by his own awesomeness to care*

TEA: Pop-tarts are like friendship because they're fruity and warm and sweet and everyone likes them! xD YAY FRIENDSHIP! ...I mean, yay pop-tarts! *Shifty eyes*

YUGI: O_O Tea, how did you get in my house? All the doors were locked!

TEA: Your grandpa kept me tied up in the basement, but I chewed through the ropes! ^_____^ I like rope. It's tasty like friendship!

YAMI: Your friendship may be strong, but there's no way it can stand up against the awesome power of THE HEART OF THE CARDS! ...I mean, TOASTER! xD

TEA: *Eyes harden and suddenly becomes serious* Bring it on, bitch*

YAMI: Girlfriend, puh-leaze! It's already been brought to the table and served on a silver platter! *Snaps his fingers in a Z-formation*

YUGI: -_-; *Rubbing his temples* They're doing it again...

TEA: *Pulls a kitten out of her pocket and throws it in Yami's hair*

YAMI: *Uses the toaster to launch a burning hot pop-tart at Tea's face*

TEA: It burns! Burning is like friendship! ^___^ *Dies* xP

YAMI: Awww, the fluffiness! It's too friendly, TOO FRIENDLY! *Falls down and dies* xP

YUGI: *Glares at thin air* -_- *Sarcasm* Great. Thanks a lot, guys. I'm so glad you all decided to make a bloody pile of corpses in my house. Well, if you think I'm cleaning this up, you've got another thing coming. *Turns on the TV abd watches Dr Phil*

GRANDPA: *Enters the living room* Yugi, I'm home! *Sees the corpses* O___O What happened here?!

YUGI: *Keeps his eyes on the TV* Yami was playing in the kitchen again.

GRANDPA: Oh, that explains a lot. But why's Tea dead too? O_o

YUGI: Why was Tea tied up in the basement?

GRANDPA: *Shifty eyes* Touché. I won't ask any more questions if you won't.

YUGI: Mum's the word.

GRANDPA: Good. *Sits down on the couch next to Yugi* Oh boy, I love Dr Phil! ^_______^

YAMI+TEA: *Still dead* xP

~End~

Ahem... Uh, don't ask... -_-;;; xD

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