Friday, January 21, 2005

Yay!
Hey there everyone! I'm excited! i have 5 people in my Hatsuharu fanclub allready! yaay!

My exams went well this week! im so excited, they seemed so easy...

My brother got to salute President bush yesturday at the inaugurations.... i was very tempted to ask him if he remembered to salute with all his fingers... lol (i would of saluted with one finger to show my appreciation)

hahaha... watching sealab 2021... its one with marco's son sharko... lol... well im sleepy, and really dont feel like posting... umm... lets see what i can get for family guy quotes.

Chris: Hey birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.



Man: Wow, Lois Griffin. Hey I love your act! Nice melons.
Peter: Hey listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding melons.
Peter: Oh.
Man: And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter: Now hang on a second there.
Lois: Peter, I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem... Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!



Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin. [laughs]
Guy 2: [laughs then shivers] I'm cold.



Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "oooo."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.



Meg: Chris, you're hogging up all the fans.
Chris: Yeah, well, you're, hogging up all the ugly!



Cop 1: (talking to Brian) Good luck rookie!
Cop 2: You're a credit to the force.
Cop 3: Additional generic cop compliment!



Teacher: Well class, we were scheduled to watch a PBS Program on the mating rituals of the nude, large breasted Wewak tribe of New Guinea. Unfortunately Megan Griffin ruined TV. So instead we're having a surprise test.



Lois: He just left without saying anything? Where would he go?
Peter: I don't know. I just asked him to buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.
Brian: I don't care if he ever comes back…I wasn't being cute, I really hope he's dead.



Stewie: Ah! Damn it! I want pancakes. God! You people understand every language except English. Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez-moi pancakes. Clik clik bloody clik pancakes.
Foster Mother: Poor little guy, pancakes must be street for crack.



Announcer: Pawtucket Patriot Beer. If you buy it, hot women will have sex in your backyard.
Lois: Ugh, typical male fantasy...women drinking beer. I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.



Peter (imagining Hell): Wow. Adolf Hitler, Al Capone, John Wilkes Booth, eh, hey, what, what are you doing here?
Superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phone book.



Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Calahan: Well you, you can't eat a stapler-
Peter: Wanna split it?



Peter: I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.



Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!



Peter: OH NO!
Family: OH NO!
Jury: OH NO!
Kool-Aid Dude (breaks in through Court Room wall): OOOOH YEAAAHHH!...
Everyone: (silence)
Kool-Aid Dude: (backs out and runs away)




Stewie: Look where my hand is! I say, look where my hand is. It's in a very dirty place. Doesn't that disgust you?
Brian: Kid, you're talking a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.



Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money
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