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Sunday, February 27, 2005


Funny Email
Ok not much happened so i will highlight my day for yesturday.... woke up at 10 am watched the killers music vid 100 times.... (god i love that song my bright side) went with crystal to library, got 3 manga's (evangelion 567) and 2 books.... umm helped crystal put up her canopy... talked to selena on the phone.... played 13 dead end drive... got onlline...... now im here... ok heres a funny email!
Shaky Senior
>
> A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
> door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily
wobbles
> the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the
counter
> and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:
>
> Ddddooo youuuu hhave ddddiilllldosss?
>
> The clerk, poliely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
> have them; actually we carry many different models."
>
> The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryyy aaa pppinkk
> onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaand aabbouttt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk
> that vibbrrraaaattttes?"
>
> The clerk responds,"Yes we do."
> The poor old lady replies, "Ddddooo yyooouuuu knnnoooww hhoooww
> tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffrrriiigggingggg ttthinggggg offfff?"

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