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Tuesday, March 22, 2005


alll right stop, pajama time..
Hey you guys! whats up??? hmmmm

today.... uuuh i mean yesturday... i woke up ten minutes before my school bus was supposed to come soo i had to rush so i wouldnt miss it... i get outside .... and the bus is allready at the next stop.... you know what that was fine with me cause i got another hour of sleepp.... yay! i should do that more often. but i did feel bad going into my kindergarten class like 10 minutes late.

hehe i felt sooo special... in art class today while i was working on a project this kid brandon was like *man i wish i was that good cause i'd just sit and do art all day*.... i was like yes im awesome!! hahaha... well in my head i was like that.... wellll i'd write more but THE BATHROOM IS CALLING MY NAME!!!!

BYEE *please enjoy the email below*


Random E-mail
Women are clever

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks
in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it," he says, "because I've been having an affair
with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches.

Don't mess with them

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