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Wednesday, March 10, 2004


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Ways To Annoy People
1.Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.Speak only in a "robot" voice.
3.Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
4.Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
5.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
6.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
7.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
8.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
9.Honk and wave to strangers.
10.Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
11.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
12.Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
13.Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
14.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
15.Never break eye contact.
16.Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

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