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Monday, May 10, 2004


   13 Thoughts(funny)





13-Never take life serious..Nobody gets out alive.
12-Life is sexually transmitted..
11-Health is merely the slowest possble rate at which one can die.
10-Men have two emotions=Hungry and Horny--If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich..
9-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day: teach them to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
8-Some people are like slinkies=not really good for anything,but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs....
7-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospital dying of nothing...
6-Whenever i feel blue,,I start breathing again...
5-all of us could take a lesson from the weather,,
It pays no attention to criticism...
4-Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents..
3-In the 60;s people took acid to make the world weird.Now they take prozac to make it normal..
2-Politics is supposed to the second oldest profession.I have come to realize that it bears a very cose resemblance to the first...

AND THE #1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:You read about all these terrorist ,most of them came here legally,but they hung arund on these expired visas ,some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now,,compare that to Blockbuster;you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you..Ithink we should put blockbuster in charge of immigration & homeland security....


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