Monday, November 26, 2007

   ga
so how was everbody thanksgiving break mine was coll i guess on friday i went to a 3d theater and saw beowolf it was a cool movie but i had a cool week
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Monday, November 12, 2007

   thanksgiving
well thankgiving breakis coming up for me it reminds me of last year on thanksgiving i had to go to the hospital a before the holiday i had to get a surgey done on my boob. so my week was painfull i fellt sick
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Monday, November 5, 2007

   can u be live it thanksgiving is comeing up in two weeks ant thats is when im out of school im sooooooooo happy so here are some quistons
well forget the quistions

These are a collection of funny questions and answers asked in court i found on the entenet

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteen.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

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Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?
A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel


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Thursday, November 1, 2007

   so how was everyones halloween i dressed up as a chick it was funny i had to wear a dress and penny hose with high helled boots but i had fun.
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

i have nothing to say but here r some quistions

1 After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

2 If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

3 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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Monday, October 29, 2007

im back
wats up allllllll i missed u guys well they remove half of my toenial its gross looking but im glad im back well here are some quistioms

1 if people have pic of bigfoot why dont they just kill him when they take a pic of him

2 Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


3 If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here
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Monday, October 22, 2007

im back
wats up allllllll i missed u guys well on tuesday i have to go to the docters and have my toenial remove and i well be out of school for that week im going to miss u guys

questions time

1 Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

2 How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

3 How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

   nothing
wats up people this is my last post until i come back to school on monday so here are some quistions

1 if u saw an old lady standing in the middle of the street what wuld u do

2 if and ur boss got in to a fight how will u kill him

a sharpen pincils

b a staple

c a ruler stick

3 if terrists took over ur school and held some of ur friend hostage what would ud
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Monday, October 15, 2007

   nothing
hay every im so happy because my school has no school on wensday thursday and on friday im so happy so here some questions

1 if terrerist took over ur school what would u do

2 if u had specel powers what would it be.
this question goes with 1
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Thursday, October 11, 2007

   nothing
i have nothing to say but i got some questions

1 if the world was in choes and a dark lord came would u and others join him or try and defaet him

2 favirte pizza
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