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Saturday, November 15, 2003


  All right, I'm bored. So how 'bout some Humor!

There were three girls, a blonde, a brunete, and a red head. They were punkers so, ya' know, they desided to grafiti some dumb farm they were riding by. They were about half way through when the farmer noticed. They had just enough time to run for it. The brunete hid behind some cows, the red head hid in the pig pen, and the blonde hid in the shed behind some potato barrels. The farmer came up to the brunete's hiding place and said "Come out ya' stupid kid!". The brunete said " Mooooo!". The farmer went to the red head's hiding place and said "Come out ya' stupid kid!" The red head said "Oink Oink!". The farmer came up to the blonde's hiding place and said "Come out ya' stupid kid!". The blonde said "Potato Potato!".

Three guys stranded on a desert island. Two blondes and a red head. One of the blondes is digging in the sand when he finds a magic lamp. The other two come over. The other blonde says "Wow! A magic lamp! Rub it and see if genie comes out!". So he rubbed the lamp. And a genie came out. " you may each have one wish," said the genie. The blonde who found the lamp said "I wish I was a bird, so I could fly home,". The genie turned him into a bird and he flew away. The other blonde said "I wish I was a fish so I could swim home,". The genie turned him into a fish and he swam away. The red head said " I wish I was home,". And he was home.

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