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Monday, January 8, 2007


YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]


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Friday, January 5, 2007


YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]

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Saturday, December 23, 2006


YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]


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Friday, November 24, 2006


This is what happens when me and my friends gets bored in geometry and biology class!!! oh and this is only part1! we still have to finish it!!

YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]


*Ed wants a toga*
Al- why does big brother want a toga?
Ed- because good is toga! *is drunk *
Al- big brother, have you been drinking?
Ed- no, I is drunk not!
Al- big brother I’m thirsty
Ed- have water some*hands vodka*
Al- mmm…. Tasty!
Ed- I see told ya so!
Al- here, you have can back!*falls on floor*
Ed- Al! Al! don’t die! *lightly kicks al* *picks can up* me more want!
Al- kicking quit me! I swear to drunk I ain’t god.
Ed- *continues to kick al* I kicking you not! You drunk! Ha-ha!
Al- I am not! *stands up and knocks down ed*
Ed- floor hi! *waves at floor* wow! Pretty floor!
Al- floor hi! Toga you a want?
Ed- *stands up, hits lampshade, it falls on is head* TOGA?
Al- TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!
Some Stranger- I have a shirt that says that!
Ed- who you? Want a drink? *giggles randomly* you need drink?
Some Stranger- no thanks!
Ed- *giggles and falls* so floor we meet again!
Al- Sure stranger? Drink you no want?
Some Stranger-okay….*runs away*
Al&Ed- no come back! You need to drink with us!
Some Stranger- NNNOOO!!!!!
Ed- you drink must! Or the kitty witty dies *puts stuffed kitty in cannon*
Some Stranger- no, not the kitty! Ok I drink with you!
*stranger takes bottle*
Some Stranger- ok I took a drink. Now I’m leaving!
*stranger walks towards door and opens it*
*At the same time Riza knocks at the door & when the door opens she ends up hitting the stranger*
Riza- uh, I’m sorry! Who are you?
Some Stranger- I am leaving! *stranger leaves*
Al&Ed- oh, uh, hi,uh, um something birdeye!
*ed and al are still drunk*
Riza- are you two all right? *weird look*
Al&Ed- before you ask we swear to drunk we ain’t god!
Riza – right *moans*
Al- wanna drink?
Ed- wanna toga?
Riza- No way! You two are drunk! I’m calling the colonel! *as she picks up the phone Roy falls out of the closet*
Roy- TOGA! I toga want! *is holding a whiskey bottle*
Riza- OMG! Not you too! *moans*
Roy, Ed&Al- TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Riza- I don’t know you people!
Roy- I you know love me!
Riza- MUSTANG! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
Roy-¯I’m too smexy for my shirt!¯
Riza *takes out gun*
Roy-YAY! Shiny thing! Wait! Thing shiny me looking at? Does shiny thing want a toga?
Riza- *WTF look*
Roy- *takes her gun* Lets shiny thing dance! *gun goes off* *roy throws shiny thing* shiny thing try to hurt me! Me like shiny thing no! shiny thing no get toga!
Riza- …..O…..M….G colonel! I think you’ve had to much to drink!
Roy- *pokes shiny thing and it goes off again*
Riza- Give me the bottle now!!
Roy- okay if you insist! *roy takes the bottle and pours whiskey in Riza’s mouth*
Riza- *an hour later* TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Ed&Roy- *having a drinking contest*
Al- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Riza- I want to have a drinking contest!
Al- I’ll take you on! *they both grab a beer*
*all of the sudden there’s a knock at the door. The door falls down*
Al,Ed,Roy&Riza- Armstrong hello! Want a drink and/or toga?
Armstrong- Have you all lost your freakin mind? What I mean is why drink that when you can drink this!*holds a different bottle* This is better! It’s been passed down the Armstrong generations!
Al,Ed,Roy&Riza- YAY! YAY! YAY!
Ed- Winry! Lost weight have you?*is looking at a broomstick* LET’S DANCE!*dances with broomstick*
Roy- who are you lovely ladies?*is talking to stuffed animals* so you sisters?
Riza- *shoots random things*
Al- TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
*Maes walks in*
Maes- Roy is trying to seduce stuffed animals, Al is screaming TOGA, Ed is dancing with a broomstick, Riza is running around like a crazed maniac shooting stuff, and Armstrong is trying to catch pink sparkles?…..SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY!!*throws a toga on*
Maes,Roy,Riza,Al,Ed&Armstrong- TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!*does a stupid dance*
Al- how long have we been at this?
Riza- Heck if I know?*confused look*
Roy- were we supposed to be keeping time?
Ed- what time is it?
Armstrong- Who knows? Who cares? Let’s party!!
*everyone puts lampshades on head and grabs a beer* TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Ed- looks whats I gots!
Al- Penguin it is a!
Riza-spork it a has!
Roy- and it’s a smexy penguin too!*gives penguin strange look*
Armstrong- looking strange stop penguin the at! Give the penguin hug instead!*huggles penguin* I will love him, and hug him, and call him Mr.Spork*penguin gets squished to death*
Ed- killed you the penguin!
Al- EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!
Riza- never we got to give penguin a toga!*depressed look*
Roy- No alcohol give, penguin neither!*depressed look*
Armstrong- sorry I am!*starts crying*
Al- OMG….crying quit you will!
Ed- yes please!!
Armstrong- *sniffles* but penguin go boom!
Maes,Roy,Riza,Al,Ed&Armstrong- OMG! Will you get over it already! We will get you another penguin!
Armstrong- ok*still sniffling*
*there’s a knock on the door*
Ed- who’s that door at?
Al- dunno!
Armstrong- is it a penguin?*happy face*
*Riza opens the door*
Riza- Oh! You it’s!
Winry- What in the world are you all doing?
Al- nothing doing are we!
Pinecko- If you ask me, I think they are all drunk!
Maes- drink you want?
Winry- no thanks!
Al- toga the you want then?
Winry- OMG! Exactly how much have you all been drinking?
Roy- We never tell! Oh and who’s person that you with? She’s hotter than the sister’s over there*talking about the stuffed animals*
Winry- That’s my grandma you’re talking about!
Roy- Oh!*goes and crawls into corner, goes into the fetal position, starts rocking back and forth And starts mummering omg to himself*
Pinecko- Winry, try must you some!
Winry- not you too!
Ed- Winry, didn’t I know had twin a you!
Winry- Ed, you’re dancing with a broomstick you idiot!
Ed- oh am I?
Winry- OMG! You all have lost your freakin minds!!!

To be continued!!!!

made by-dee,emily,amber


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Saturday, November 4, 2006


   this is my club!!! i am not short understood!!!

YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]

*screams at top of lungs* I'M NOT SHORT!!!!!

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Wednesday, November 1, 2006


YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]


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YOUR HAPPY BOX
GO AWAY
MY HAPPY BOX
WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ALCHEMY BOOK
FAILED ATTEMPTS AT WORLD DOMINATION
BE MY FRIEND!
HELP ME PLOT WORLD DOMINATION!
Hello, I'm Dee, Pickle, Struddle whatever you feel like calling me. I like to draw,plot world domination, write, plot world domination, you know nothing unusual. Okay, so mabye I'm a freak, but I am NOT short understood? Good. I also like plotting world domanation, did I already mention that? No? Well I'll tell you again I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!![insert evil laugh here]

pm wolfmistress 2 join
pm kenasuke 2 join
pm wolfmistress or kenasuke if ya want 2 join!!

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