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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
Cheeze cake iceream is good flavor!
Don't ask me where that came from but thisa it once again a late night fer meh. And guess what! I am able to post today! :::makes little funny drum thing:::*duh duh tsish* ANayway yeah And i'm sooo friggin stressed about school. GYAH !!! And I have to face my ex, my talker, my papa, my ex friend which stole my ex from me hence the "ex" ness in the holde ex friends thingy, and I don't een have my sedual! AHHHH!!! Help! I also have t walk a mile to my bus stop. *sigh* I need that fuse worpted tour comecrcial right now it asks you "Dose your life suck?" and I say "yeha major Anal." and they comcercial says "thought so." so forth and so on. But now me mom just bitched at me to get off so I gotta go and did you know my car can meow? Dont ask em how just when ever we go over a speed bump you hear my car meow 3 times. And I wnat it to be friday already so I can see Mikie and hot sexy homosexual Kevin preform in Rocky Horror!!
Take care,
Ruri-chan
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Tuesday, September 7, 2004
AHHHH!!! ME moms bitchn at meh!
You are 32% geek | You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
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Hey all I have ta type fast! ummm I don't know if I'll be able to post fer a while. Ppl are staying at my grandmas house fer a while and thats where th' comp is and I can't come here when they are here. But I'll have lots of fun this weekend! I'm going to go to Rocky Horror with 2 of the guys I like!!! YAYAY!!!! And just love the Karu that I stole from hides site!!
Well take care and have fun and be safe!
Ruri-chan
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Sunday, September 5, 2004
The knife told me to stab Yukhiro I sware!
But don't despair completely. Once his rage-clouded vision clears, he realizes what a horrible thing he's done and is now frantically trying to bury you in the backyard.
Which member of L'arc~en~ciel would kill you in your sleep? brought to you by Quizilla
"You will most likely kidnap them all...freaky."
Which L'arc~en~ciel member would you most likely kidnap? brought to you by Quizilla
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Hey all!
My comps being a bitch and I'm try to watch Inu-Yasha while I type. EWWWWW Toetoesai nude! Anyway I was swindeled in to making another obcean(sp) fer Lemoned again by *ahem* "NASA" now was it hide? I'm soooo bleh. Well I was browsing around and I found a Dir En Grey song that I think perfectly describes me.AHHHH!!! A MONTH LANDED ON MY BACK!! GET IT OFF!! GET! IT! OFF!*runs in cricels*
-insect-
I can't open myself up to anyone I can't believe in anyone at all
and I can't see anything the light that shines is disappearing, soon it will be gone
unable to open myself up this is my weakness, my past
I can get what I want, yet if I do, the kindness I'm holding onto will slip away
the typical answer is when you die, you'll be reborn, come back again
my heart is shuttered, soon it will break apart
stifling my tears, I laugh day after day
my heart has shown me that believing is nothing
those hypocrites killed me
my heart is shuttered, soon it will crumble away
stifling my tears, I scream day after day
my heart has left me with a belief in strength
my own heart killed me
well I hoped you enjoyed that. Uh. I have to start school on Wednesday. I have hardly any clothes to wear and I need school suplies.
I gotta go!
Take care,
Je Ne,
Ruri-chan
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Saturday, September 4, 2004
Jrock Quizzes
Congrats! You're Gackt x Blender. A pairing highly renowned amongst the JRock community. Whether or not this relationship would be considered legal anywhere on the planet, though, is something debatable.
Which JRocker x Random Object are you? brought to you by Quizilla
You are Yoshiki! Elegant with a touch of artistic abilities and very mannerful, you are hard-working but sometimes so much that you are dubbed a "workaholic". But we can deal with that right? Right?! Argh! There you go with the caustic temper! (Yes, even the most beautiful and artistic musician has a temper...teehee) Oh and speaking of which, are you ever going to finish your Violet UK project??
Which member of X Japan do you resemble? brought to you by Quizilla
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Wednesday, September 1, 2004
"Lil Harley's Jrock adventures in to the maddness known as a gazebo in the fangirl spychie"
Gazebo# 1-Pink Spider
In the darkness she typed. Hoping it wouldn't come back and just in case it did she kept her platform boots by her side. She thought," It must want to suck my jrocker loving blood from me.......evil vile thing." She kept typing away. Chatting with her friend. They were both Jrock fan girls. They dressed like them and worshiped them. Right now they were making a very weird Icon for one of their websites. It was a picture of one of their favorite singers......but it was a picture you wouldn't exspect. It was of his crotch. But one didn't care and the other wanted it. As she searchead for pictures with one hand and had the shoe in the other she heard a strange noise. She looked twards her window and saw her cat howleing thinking it would attracted the ladies."BAKA!" ,she screamed as she threw her backup hide plushie at the window.
The light of the moneter luminated her face and the key bord in the darkened room. As she chatted she felt something run across her hand. She thought,"It must be back for more abuse,ne?" She kept to her fun and pretened not to notest anything. Suddenly she felt some thing run across her neck. She stayed kool and mislead the creature." I'll get it away from anything valueble if posible and then WAM! Kill it with meh BOOT!",she thought with a smie on her face as she hugged her boot. She suddenlt felt something on her nose. There it was. They were looking eye to eye, mono e mono. She said to it," Hello Mr. Spider. DO you dream of heaven? Do you wish to die? If so keep sittin on my friggin nose." The spider just repilide,"Squee?" and bit her on the nose. As it bit she she screamed, "OW OWOWOWOWO! HIDE DAMN YOU"! Suddenly she hit her self in the face with her boot hoping to kill the eight legged scary thing of doom.
She didn't see any remains of the spider on her face or boot. She thought,"DAmn it go away."She said out loud so her comrads would hear her," I will track it down with the help of my pom pom friends! Comrad Die and Comrad Kaoru you will avenge my clumbseness and my ass that has fallen asleep"! She walked twards her light swtch so she could prepear for battel against the Spider army of New Mexico. When she turned on her lights she was suddenly ambushed! She screamed,"Help me Tetsu! Help!" as she reached twards her window. The spiders jumped on her and started to bite her and spin her into a cacoon.
With in five minitues the had rapped her from head to toe. she was still alvie and thought to herslef,"What to do? What to do?What would hide do? He'd prbalbly become a spider and be their leader. Think, what would Hyde do? Ah Hyde has barbwire neclack that can cut threw crappy cacoon! So now i must search myself for shart objects!" She found on her the X JAPAN pin that her beloved friend that she called mother got her. She took it and riped trew the cacoon! "Take that Spiders!" She lughted fear lessly. She tured around to be her boots so she could kill the lil suckers and she saw herself in the mirror. It couldn't be posible she though. She some how magicl trasformed into one of the most sexyiest men that had ever existed........hide.
"There is no way in hell..." she said. She covered her mouth. "Oh my fucking GOD! I fucking sound like him too!" she screadmed. Her chest was flat. She felt her "privates" and screamed,"THATS FUCKING HUGE!!!" She grabed her hair brush and started to sing "LEMONed". The spiders just stared. One of them thought the preformance was harible so he bit her ankel. She stoped singing and turned around with an evil grin on her face. "Who just did that?" she asked the spiders. The all backed away from one of their kind. The spider that stood alone squeed spider cuss words at them. She walks over to her closet and pulls out a gitar.In engrish she says,"Prepare to die." Suddenly she hits the spider with superspeed using her gitar as the wepon. She looks over at her comrads and see they are missing.
Her eyes get wide and she says with a monotone voice,"Where are they?" The spiders stare in puzzel ment. She raises her gitar, ready to strike and yells "WHERE ARE MY COMRADS!?!?!?!"She stars swinging the gitar. She bashes all the spiders heads in a matter of minutes. She looks wards the corrner of her room and she finds them lying there. Passed out and raped. Tears drip from her eyes. As she picks them up she trys to comfert them by saying,"Its gonna be okay." She places them in thier bed. She coaples on the floor and yells,"WHY DIDN'T YOU RAPE GACKT POM POM INSTEAD YOU DAMN SPIDERS!!! HES MORE USED TO IT THEN THEY ARE!!!" She stands up and walks over to the closet to but her gitar away. Sudddenly her door flys open and Zacs in the doorway. "Harley, I know you don't have a guy in your room.",he says as he walks in. She sudely hits him it the nuts and says get outta my room you sack of shit!"And then hits him over the head with her gitar and kicks him into the hallway. "This was a strange night." she said as she walked over to her bed. She grabs her hide plushie and gose to sleep.
The next moring she woke up and she was normal. No longer hide and back to her Jrocker fangirl self. She sighed because she knew it was all real. She knew it was real cuz she had to clean up the corpses she left behind. As she walks in to the kitchen for lunch her mother and Zac sit at the table giving her a strange look. Zac had a giant bruse on his head. Her mother walked up to her and said,"So.........who is he and why was he in the house last night? And why did she injur your brother?" Thinking fast,Harley sighed and said," I was cosplaying with him.....er her. It was that girl that wanted to buy me stuff with her birthdya money! Rememeber! And we heard strange noise so we armed our selves! Yeah thats it! Yeah! For defence!" Her mother glared and said," Don't let that happened too often or random "Vinella " and Gackt videos will be taken away." She let out a deep sigh and said,"Yes mother."
The End
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Monday, August 30, 2004
GYAH!!! I just SWALLOED A SCOOBY-DOO VITAMIN PILL WHOLE!!!
I think me swallowing things wil be the death of me......(shut up jen)god I just start typing and she tells me I have to rap it up on the camp. Anyway this weekend was crazy...i didn't go to 6 flags instead I went on bumper boats at a golf corse. And then I hug out with hot guys that were waaaaay older than me! But i don't care i flirted away and I also go to ride in one of their fire birds!!! WOOOT!!! Then The next day I hung out with my son Megan and we stayed at the park till 11 pm a then I slept over her house and i made drag queen drawings of Kiekos bro,Corey and Money-vichious! yeah its funny than we went to the park @ 5am and we almost got caught by the cops.....yeah we found out the hard way tha your not supost to be out before 5:30 am by law. Then we wne t to the mall and stuff then I passed out fer the rest of the day and missed Inu-yasha.......And Then on Sunday I cleaned my grandmas house! I got money fer stiff! I'm gonna get a DEATH manga t-shirt from HOT TOPIC. Yeha and my grandmas right.... I do over charge! ^.^ But I don't hear meh complaining. And i also have to buy a new laruku CD cuz my stupid stario ate it.......I went in to amental depression and everything. It snaped in 3 peaces and it was an import from JApan. $40 plus s&h. I got to go. All you peps have a grate week. And go visit a new member on My Otaku: wolfkiba
He seems nice! Pass the word, and visit him! Kay?
Take care!
Ruri-chan
Ps-Terent is a sexy man that looks like Jade from AFI!
I had to get that outta my sytem....
Je ne!
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Sunday, August 29, 2004
Yawn...........
I'm too tired to post what crazyness went on this past weekend so ttul later...but I have a question has anyone ever heard of Shinzo?
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
Note to self: Kill Julio
Hey All!!! Wow has so far this week been fun!! WOOT! Today in order what did I do? hummmm.....well Hair CLip called around @pm and woke me up that damn bee-och. Then Shes like "Lets got to the mall" and I'm like ":::rubs eyes:::::what ever". So I went to the mall and I met more of Hair Clip's friends! One of their names was Billy.Oh Davey..... Hes a sexyman but gay.....but hey if I want I can go see him strip at the Coloseum! Hes a bar tender/ go-go dancer at a sexualty free night club but is mostly know for being a gay bar. But look at this sexy man......
I think hes sexy.....oh man and I got a hug from him!!YAY!! Then I got in to a battle with Julio today as well. He told me to throw soda at him so I did. And then he threw strawberry Nessquick at me and its still in my hair. Oh speaking of hair I changed it! It looks like hides kinda not as bright pink as i wanted it to be but oh well its good enuff fer meh.(and back to what I did today) And then Jesus put on this pink and black bootyae! LOL Hes soo Kawaii!!! I wanna make pandas with him!!! Just have to lose weit fer personal dignety. Yeah a dude told my friend that i was cute but just need to lose a little weigh then I'd look beautiful. I took that as a complement but I also found it kind insulting. I'm fine the way I am but fer the currution of the mind now a days have to chnge my outter aperence and want people to think, "hey shes pretty" or "Shes just a normal person like me." not stuff like,"Shes pretty but still kinda chubby." and ,"Eww shes fat and ugly I don't want to be friends with her" And trust me I've had pleople say stuff like that to me. Plus for my wieht its not healthy. I could become dyabedic(Nell correct me if I spelled it wrong) and i already have servier skilyosas and back and hip and knee problems. Well I'm getting depressed now.....boo hoo::::hugs pandee:::: I also saw the exorsist today and that crap scared the living pee outa meh.....I sware. I was litterly like a little kind jumping outta thire seat and covering their eyes with thire hands. LOL
I'm going to 6 flags tommrow! Its gonna be my fisrt time going on a rollacoster......I'm scared...well gotta go!
Damn I'm tired....
Take care
Ruri-chan and Pandee
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Saturday, August 21, 2004
I have a head ache! Gyah!
:::Is in a Tohru (Fruits Basket) cosplay costume with Panda wearing lil' orange cat ears:::: Hey All! Brand new day! And what do you find me doing,hummm? *whips out mops and sponge* You find meh moping and cleaning my S O B of a grandfather's "quarters" *twich* Even Panda has to clean!
Panda-Neu! Neu! Neu!::::scrubs work bench:::
Another thing is *crash* oh fudge mofer fudger......*twitches* There are airplane modles all over the place and yet he lets the dog around them and not me. ANd Panda and I just broke one now (its true i did ^^;;;) but hey the dog did it right pandee?
Panda-Neu:::shakes head yes:::
:::starts to sweep::: ANyway I'll tell you about my fun time at the mall. Jesus gave me 2 sept mommies. I got really pissed cuz I thought my friend O.D. on Extisy(sp) and it wasn't and she pay $50 so she was pissed and that made me more upset. I was remined about what me Jesus and Pon talked about last night(*coff*-making-more-"pandas"-*coff-coff*) and I slaped Pons Twice fer it.Man I give that man alot of abuse. There were jerks in the elivartor acting like cool dumb asses so when the started fucking around with the elivator in the mall and I was in there I yelled ,"I'm not in the fucking mood Jackasses. I've had a bad night so leave me the fuck alone before I kill you." and I walked off the elivator turned around and smirked. The 3 of we yellin "SHUT THE DOOR" and other things like ,"Shes gonaa kill us"....blah blah blah and right as the door was closeing I bowed deeply and said " Good Evening" and walked away. But the best part was before all of this:::stops moping:::: There was a dude ther named Conan. Yes the name sound weird and like a freak of a talk show hosts name but oh mama! Jest imagen jen......Vile from HIM minus the tatoos but still wearing the HIm symbols with tight blue jean pants on and a small suit jacket that showed all the right places if you get what I mean....the abs..chest and ass. Oh man was it nice and he was sakten' around the movies with his skate bord and me and this Girl named Miki agreed that he looked like Vile. Oh jen......I kept starting at him and he was sooo shy! KAWAII DE SU!! I said "Hi!*waves* whats your name?!" he mumbes his name and he has a semi blush.....I said,"I'm Brittany! Hey! Your hot!" he blushed more and said thanks and skated off and kept stareing at him and his wonderful....ummmmm pants and lower jeacket..... and he knew I was staring at him and i stared back and gyahhhhh I almost had a friggin nose bleed *feels tingel in nose (litterly)* Oh fuck! Panda you never heard your mother say that word or that story...
Panda-Neu??
Good panda. Yeah my nose is on the verge of bleeding and if I look at Gackt I'm a goner........... We'll ttul later
Take care!
Ruri-chan and Pandee
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