Wednesday, September 1, 2004

   "Lil Harley's Jrock adventures in to the maddness known as a gazebo in the fangirl spychie"


Gazebo# 1-Pink Spider



In the darkness she typed. Hoping it wouldn't come back and just in case it did she kept her platform boots by her side. She thought," It must want to suck my jrocker loving blood from me.......evil vile thing." She kept typing away. Chatting with her friend. They were both Jrock fan girls. They dressed like them and worshiped them. Right now they were making a very weird Icon for one of their websites. It was a picture of one of their favorite singers......but it was a picture you wouldn't exspect. It was of his crotch. But one didn't care and the other wanted it. As she searchead for pictures with one hand and had the shoe in the other she heard a strange noise. She looked twards her window and saw her cat howleing thinking it would attracted the ladies."BAKA!" ,she screamed as she threw her backup hide plushie at the window.

The light of the moneter luminated her face and the key bord in the darkened room. As she chatted she felt something run across her hand. She thought,"It must be back for more abuse,ne?" She kept to her fun and pretened not to notest anything. Suddenly she felt some thing run across her neck. She stayed kool and mislead the creature." I'll get it away from anything valueble if posible and then WAM! Kill it with meh BOOT!",she thought with a smie on her face as she hugged her boot. She suddenlt felt something on her nose. There it was. They were looking eye to eye, mono e mono. She said to it," Hello Mr. Spider. DO you dream of heaven? Do you wish to die? If so keep sittin on my friggin nose." The spider just repilide,"Squee?" and bit her on the nose. As it bit she she screamed, "OW OWOWOWOWO! HIDE DAMN YOU"! Suddenly she hit her self in the face with her boot hoping to kill the eight legged scary thing of doom.

She didn't see any remains of the spider on her face or boot. She thought,"DAmn it go away."She said out loud so her comrads would hear her," I will track it down with the help of my pom pom friends! Comrad Die and Comrad Kaoru you will avenge my clumbseness and my ass that has fallen asleep"! She walked twards her light swtch so she could prepear for battel against the Spider army of New Mexico. When she turned on her lights she was suddenly ambushed! She screamed,"Help me Tetsu! Help!" as she reached twards her window. The spiders jumped on her and started to bite her and spin her into a cacoon.

With in five minitues the had rapped her from head to toe. she was still alvie and thought to herslef,"What to do? What to do?What would hide do? He'd prbalbly become a spider and be their leader. Think, what would Hyde do? Ah Hyde has barbwire neclack that can cut threw crappy cacoon! So now i must search myself for shart objects!" She found on her the X JAPAN pin that her beloved friend that she called mother got her. She took it and riped trew the cacoon! "Take that Spiders!" She lughted fear lessly. She tured around to be her boots so she could kill the lil suckers and she saw herself in the mirror. It couldn't be posible she though. She some how magicl trasformed into one of the most sexyiest men that had ever existed........hide.

"There is no way in hell..." she said. She covered her mouth. "Oh my fucking GOD! I fucking sound like him too!" she screadmed. Her chest was flat. She felt her "privates" and screamed,"THATS FUCKING HUGE!!!" She grabed her hair brush and started to sing "LEMONed". The spiders just stared. One of them thought the preformance was harible so he bit her ankel. She stoped singing and turned around with an evil grin on her face. "Who just did that?" she asked the spiders. The all backed away from one of their kind. The spider that stood alone squeed spider cuss words at them. She walks over to her closet and pulls out a gitar.In engrish she says,"Prepare to die." Suddenly she hits the spider with superspeed using her gitar as the wepon. She looks over at her comrads and see they are missing.

Her eyes get wide and she says with a monotone voice,"Where are they?" The spiders stare in puzzel ment. She raises her gitar, ready to strike and yells "WHERE ARE MY COMRADS!?!?!?!"She stars swinging the gitar. She bashes all the spiders heads in a matter of minutes. She looks wards the corrner of her room and she finds them lying there. Passed out and raped. Tears drip from her eyes. As she picks them up she trys to comfert them by saying,"Its gonna be okay." She places them in thier bed. She coaples on the floor and yells,"WHY DIDN'T YOU RAPE GACKT POM POM INSTEAD YOU DAMN SPIDERS!!! HES MORE USED TO IT THEN THEY ARE!!!" She stands up and walks over to the closet to but her gitar away. Sudddenly her door flys open and Zacs in the doorway. "Harley, I know you don't have a guy in your room.",he says as he walks in. She sudely hits him it the nuts and says get outta my room you sack of shit!"And then hits him over the head with her gitar and kicks him into the hallway. "This was a strange night." she said as she walked over to her bed. She grabs her hide plushie and gose to sleep.

The next moring she woke up and she was normal. No longer hide and back to her Jrocker fangirl self. She sighed because she knew it was all real. She knew it was real cuz she had to clean up the corpses she left behind. As she walks in to the kitchen for lunch her mother and Zac sit at the table giving her a strange look. Zac had a giant bruse on his head. Her mother walked up to her and said,"So.........who is he and why was he in the house last night? And why did she injur your brother?" Thinking fast,Harley sighed and said," I was cosplaying with him.....er her. It was that girl that wanted to buy me stuff with her birthdya money! Rememeber! And we heard strange noise so we armed our selves! Yeah thats it! Yeah! For defence!" Her mother glared and said," Don't let that happened too often or random "Vinella " and Gackt videos will be taken away." She let out a deep sigh and said,"Yes mother."

The End


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