Sunday, January 2, 2005

   Za long awaited Xmas post of 2004!!!! YAY!
Howdy ALL! *hugs* Happy Xmas! Today was the holy day that hide-sama was born!
AyaRan-Ummmmm::taps her on the sholder::: Jesus was born on Christmas...not hide...
Me-Oh Aya-koi!*glomps* Happy Xmass!:::puts santa hat on him and hangs misseltoe over his head and kisses::: YAY!!! Tiz the seaseon to be kninky! *giggles*
AyaRan-Isn't it, " Tiz the season to be jolly?"
Me-And Today is also the 4th yr. weading aniversary of Hyde and that thing he married. Congratualtions!

.....not

Anyway! I to some awsome things for Xmas! I got a poritble DVD player Elvira on DVD and the Goonies! I also got this cool,paper towle dispencer thats like a penguin and it quacks! Also I got about $50. Earings, the stuff from Jpophouse.com, and other cool-shiz. Oh....my brother got me chopstix too....almost every holiday this year I've gotten chopstix... And my bros gf got me thse cool sarino crayon thingys!She aslo made me eat a black pepper and Vomit flavored jelly bean.....earth worm too......and the vomit one....FYI......really does taste like stomch acid.....

But now its time for my rendition of the Xmas story in the Bible.

It was a cold winter in Japan.Yoshiki was pregnant with "GOD"s child, who would be named hide. So Gackt, Yoshikis "Husband" acompanyed him to the only vacant penthouse partment in Tokyo......damn jpop-poo-heads.....they took all the other good hotle penthouses.......Yoshiki was going in to laybor at dusk. Gackt yelled out," What in the name of Davey am I going to do!!? I don't know how to divliver a baby more the less, a Jrock prophet!!!!!!!"

As he shouted many Jrockers felt there Jrock sences tingeling. Yoshiki threw a vase of roses at Gackt and yelled,"Shut the hell up, you fucking pretty boy! Now call a doctor or some shit......." Gackt stood there with blood gushing from his skull."NOW!!!!!" Yoshiki finished. He eased hiself on to the bed in the as his contractions got closer. Gackt quickly picked up his cell phone and called Dr. Miyavi. With in the hour the door bell rang several times.

The first time Gackt opened the door quickly and said,"Thank good-ness your here!", then titlted his head to the side."I'm glad to be here!", said Takanori from TMREVOUTION dressed up in a elf costume."Oro?", Gackt twiched. "OK here we go!", Takanori shouted. Suddenly the lights went out in the hallway and there was a spot-light on Takanori and he ripped off his elf out fit and undern neath was a Sparkely-McGlitterly Santa outfit. Takanori started to dance and sing, "We Wish you a merry Christmas" and started to dance like a retard. Gackt was intised by this retardaton of the christmas spirit, and so he started to dance and singing along with him.Soon after Gackted had joined in on the festivites Yoshiki heard there fuc't up Christmas spirit all the way from the bedroom.He got off the bed and walked to the door to see Gackt flirting and dancing with a fashion retarted santa-wanna-be. Yoshiki pulled Gakct away from Takanori and threw him inside the penthouse. "Get the hell away from here as fast as you can you fucking peace of deranged christmas joy! I'll kill you if you keep prancing around like a cheep holiday whore! Now....*twich* have a merry FUCKING chirstmas!!", Yoshiki shouted and slamed the door."Why did you do that sweetie? He was cute! Plus it was fun dacing with him!", whined Gackt. Yoshiki threw a nother vase of roses at him and watteled back in to the bed room yelling about how stupid his husband was.

The scond time Gackt opened the door there was a a strange delivery man with long black hair and a large carton behind him. "We didn't order anythingy....", Gackt trailed off. "Sorry mister, this is the adress.", the man replied. "Well..", Gackt read the mans name tag," Sakura, We didn't order it." Sakura handed Gackt a pen and gestered for him to sign on the line. Gackt being......Gackt, signed the line." Now you have yourself a merry Chirstmas, ya hear.", Sakura said as he pushed in the carton."Sure will! My honey is having a baby!",Gackt said with a happy voice. "Oh really! Well tell the Missess I say hello.", Sakura smiled fakely." My wife isn't a woman.", Gackt smiled back."Its turely a blessing from the heavens!", Gackt laughed. Sakura pushed the carton in a lil bit more and sighed,"Oooh reeeally....well thats wonderful." Gackted nodded. " I must be off!", sakura said. "Oh okay! bye!",Gackt waved.Sakura kicked the oversized package and mummbeled," Try and take my job,bastard......" Gackt pryed it open and brought the contents to the bedroom."Yoshiki, we got a package...", Gackt said nevously. He pulled in Yukihiro(LARUKU) in a donky outfit on a leash holding Toshi(X) dressed as a goomba. "Why do we have these creatures?", Yoshiki twiched. "Sakura gave them to me! He was the nice delivery man! Oh by the way, he says hello!", Gackt said witha smile. "JACKASS!!!!",Yoshiki yelled as he threw yet naother vase of roses at his "beloved" husband. Gackt stood there, taking the abuse, while Toshi and Yukihiro ran for cover from the flying vases of doom."Why yes, yes it is baby!",Gackt yelled. Yukihiro poked Gackt and said, "I think shes calling you that, dumbass...."Gackt turned to Yukihiro and said,"Yeah I know your and ass, a fine ass at that!", then smirked and got hit in the head with another vase of roses.

The door bell rang a third time. This time when Gackt opened the door he was truely happy. It was Hyde, Ken and Tetsu from L'Arc~en~Ceil! "HYDE!!!!",Gackt yelped as he glomped his good friend. Hyde patted him on the back and said," I'm happy to see you too!" Gackt backed away and asked,"What brings you here?" Tetsu stepped foward and said," We brought gifts for the baby!", with a simle. "Well then come on in!", Gackt said as he motioned for them to come in. As they entered they each handed their gift to Gackt.

Hyde was the first to walk in. "Heres some leather pants for when the baby gets older and his "Jrock gene" kicks in.....he'll need these....trust me.....he will..", Hyde said in a serious voice and walked in. Then tetsu walked in and handed Gackt a guitar with a pink bunny. "The pink bunny is to entertain him now but the guitar is for him when he be come right of age......he will need it on day for he will be on of the best guitar players in the world.", he said witha simle. Then came Ken. " Here is a bottle of Jack and a a carton of stoges. Well personally the bottle of Jack was for me but Hyde made me give it to ya.....", Ken siad as he took a drag of his cigarret.Hyde yelled from half way across the room," Don't say that you ass whole!!!" Ken replied,"Its the truth but I'm starting to think your gonna need it soon. And the cigarrets are for him when he ecomes matture and learns how to party the right way....."

As ken entered Gackt close the door behind him."Thank you all for the gifts, you are all too thought full!", Gackt said with joy in his voice. Yoshiki came to the bedroom door and said," Gackt is the doctor here yet?" Gackt smiled and said," No honey but look who came to give the baby gifts!" Hyde and Tetsu waved as ken was passed out on the couch.Gackt finished," They came to give gifts for the baby!" Suddenly the door bell rang. Yoshiki answered it knowing if Gackt answered it they'd have more unwanted guests.

"Good evening",the dark gigue in the door way said ashe and the person behind him slowly entered."Who are you?", Yoshiki asked in an uneasey voice. The figures stepped in to the light and the one replied," I am Dr.Miyavi, I am assuming your husband called me?" Yoshiki stepped to the side and replied,"Yes, he did.", with a sigh of relife. Gackt walked up to the docter said,"Hello, thanks for coming over so fast, I'm Gackt and that is my wife Yoshiki.", as he shook his hand. Dr. Miyavi shook back ," Nice to meet you. It was no problem, I live in the nieghborh hood. Oh and this is my assisant, Kyo-san." Kyo stepped foward and bowed."Enought with the formalities lets deviler this baby of yours.", Dr. Miyavi said as he close the door. "Now Yoshiki, go lay on the bed and get comfertable. Kyo-san you help her.", the doctor said as he pionted in the drection of the bed room."Gackt, Get some hot water and some clean towels. Also during birth make sure everyone stays in the living room." , he driected tward Gackt. "But theres a donky and a goomba in the bed room!", Gackt pleaded. "Then get them OUT!", the doctor shouted.


Gackt did as the Doctor ordered.They all w aited pashently in the living room while Yoshiki was giving brith. There was screams of pain coming from the room as the hours passed. Gackt wanted to go in to the room but he promased to obye the doctors orders. Hyde comfered Gackt in his misery. Yukihiro , Toshi-goomba and Tetsu played poker, as ken was still asleep on the coutch.

Another hour passed and ken suddenly snapped up." The baby is born...", he said in a serious tone with his eyes looking like they were going to bluge from his flacking head.Suddenly Dr. Miyavi busted threw the door with Kyo-san behind him clapping. The doctor smiled and walked up to Gackt and hugged him and said,"Congrats! Its aboy!" Gackt ran to the bed room door to she Yoshiki laying on the bed with their baby in his arms. Gackt ran to him and hugged them both. Yoshiki smiled and looked at the baby and then at his husband and said,"And he will be named hide...."


And thats how the story gose. hide, the Jrock prophet was born that day. His parents loved him and raised him well. And he lived happyly ever after!

AyaRan-um......Isn't that suposta be Jesus and the manger seen in Bethlahem.....not hide and a mess of Jrockers in Japan......
Me-No that story is just a lie.... but its okay I still love you!:::glomps Aya:::::

Well all take care,
Ruri-chan

~~~~~~~~Edit~~~~~~
Hey all sorry for the overly long post but I had to get the story outta my sytem. I've been busy with za hustel and busel of the holidays that I had no time to wirte it! Hooray 2005! This is my frist post in the new year and my new years resolutions are:

1) Stop saying not-right things in front of my faimly( i.e. "Suck my cock!", "Screw you!", "You scuk hair man balls!")
2) Try to quit smoking by the end of the month! ( OKay I have to bec I promased Keath....)
3)Stop lying.......
4) Do my flacking HW and pass gym......(but I don't wanna)

WEll the newyears wasn't all that good i spent it in a diner wit my mom.....yeah but the chicken parm was good! ^_^ Tommarow is school! YAY I get to show off my new X JAPAN Tshirts! Also Jen took me shopping last year and bought me a hole bunch of shiz! Even my new child, Nuki! Its Pandee's lil sis that I had with Gackt! She also bought me 2 lovely dresses and posters and Red River vol. 2&3!!!! I love that series now! YAY!!!!! And thank you stef for the Ghost in the Shell CD!! I love it! Now quotes that I promased ppl I'd put on my site....

"Do a lil dacne......do a lil dance......dance some more....get down to nite!"
-Justin aka Maximum Package

"Its beeping...the cheeze....:::listens to the pizza:: beam me up skotty!"
-Keiko aka Jen

Well thats all for now!

Take care and happy new years!
Ruri-chan
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