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Wednesday, May 18, 2005


   The Curse: continued....
Kaoru giggled at the situation. Sure, it wasn't the first time she's seen Kenshin in a funny situation. But this took the riceball; seeing Kenshin with his butt stuck in the well. A first. Kaoru liked the clueless Kenshin, but she liked the serious one, as well. Kenshin's words were always inspirational in times of need. No matter what the situation, he always found a way out. Except for this one, of course. Kaoru only wished that the dense rurouni would see that she like him--no--loved him...

"Oro!! Ororororororororowowowowowowow!!" yelped Kenshin, jarring Kaoru out of her thoughts. Sano was now trying to pull Kenshin out by his legs AND arms.

"Oh, stop whining!! I think it's working!" said Sano, pulling harder.

"Yeah, your plan to break Kenshin's back is working..." said Yahiko.

"Well, you got any better ideas?!" snarled Sano, dropping Kenshin's arms and legs.

"How about not trying to snap this one in half...?" suggested Kenshin.

"Hmmm...what to do..." said Sano, thoughfully, "...Oh!! Got it! I'll use the Futae no Kiwami to bust the well and get him--"

"Oh no, you will not!!" yelled Kaoru, stomping up to him, "And do you plan to fix it afterwards?!"

"Maybe, maybe not..." said Sano, earning him another hit from Kaoru.

"Kenshin IS stuck! I can't even get him out!" said Yahiko, failing in his attempt.

"What made you think that you could do it if I couldn't even do it?" asked Sano.

"What to do..." said Kaoru. Everyone stood there, thinking on what to do about Kenshin's being stuck.

"Got it!!" shouted Sano, We'll use his sword as a lever and pry him out!"

"Oro...? This one's sword...?" asked Kenshin, wide-eyed.

"Yeah, what's the harm?" said Sano.

"I think a bokken would be better at this." said Kaoru, "A sword's too dangerous. Even if it is a sakabato, you could put it in wrong and slice him; possibly down the middle and in half!"

"Yeah, you got a point there. That wouldn't be a pretty sight..." said Sano, thoughtfully. Kaoru handed him the bokken.

"So, do we put it in front, or pry him out from behind...?" asked Kaoru. Yahiko started laughing.

"Jou-chan; just how dumb are you?" asked Sano, earning, yet another hit from Kaoru.

"What do you mean?! What did I say?!" shouted Kaoru. She whirled around at Yahiko, "And what're you laughing at??"

"Think about it." said Sano, "If possible, put a mental picture in your head with both ideas." Kaoru's brows twisted in thought, as she did what Sano told her. It took her a good, full 3 minutes to figure it out. And when she did, she blushed a bright red. ::Author's note-If u try and pry him out in front, the bokken's gonna ram into the guy's ...er..."weak spot."::

"O-Oh..." stuttered Kaoru, while Yahiko busted out laughing again.

"See? We'll pry him out from behind." said Sano, "Okay Kenshin, this is gonna feel kinda weird..."

"This should be amusing..." said Yahiko, recovering from his laughing fit. Sano slipped the bokken down behind Kenshin's back.

"Oro! Sano, be more--ow!--careful! It doesn't feel weird, it just--ow!--it'sjust slipping into a tight space and--"

"Quit your whining!" said Sano, shoving the rest of the bokken down, making Kenshin jolt a bit, "Okay, it's in. Now..." Sano pressed down on the bokken, and Kenshin flinched.

"Oro...! Now that feels weird..." said Kenshin, after Sano stopped. ::Author's note-Yeah, it would feel weird, if a bokken was going up your buttcrack, too::

"Well...pushing doesn't work." said Sano, "How about we jump on it?"

"Oro?! Sano--" started Kenshin, but Sanosuke didn't hear a single word.

"We'll have Yahiko go first, since he's the smallest. I'll go as the last attempt." said Sano.

"Alright! Here I come, Kenshin!" said Yahiko, backing up to get a running start. Kenshin, although he couldn't see him, sensed him getting a running start. Kenshin prepared for the worst.

"I feel sorry for him." chuckled Sano, as Yahiko ran forward.

"Not many people get stuck in wells...this good, I mean." said Kaoru.

"Jou-chan--people don't get stuck in wells, period." said Sano. Yahiko leaped and landed on the bokken. Kenshin yelped...but he was still in the well.

"Aww, that didn't work!" said Yahiko. Kenshin sat there, twitching.

"How about you just leave this one in here...?" said Kenshin, feeling really uncomfortable.

"No way!! You're not gonna stay stuck in that well forever! We'll get ya out!" said Sano.

"I guess it's my turn then!" said Kaoru, pulling up her sleeves.

"Oro?!" squeaked Kenshin. Knowing Kaoru, she'll pack a punch that would rival Sanosuke's.

"Go on ahead, Jou-chan." said Sano, smirking. Kenshin, again, prepared for the worst.

Sano had to use all of his wits not to bust out laughing. This was just ridiculous!! No one gets their butt stuck in a well! And with the bokken thing...Sano had to sympathize with the rurouni. Kenshin was awesome in battle....but he was an average guy around the dojo. Sometimes...just a bit too average.

"Hey Kenshin!" said Kaoru, in a sing-song voice, "Here I come!!"

Kenshin gulped.

"Maybe this is going to be harder than I thought..." said Yahiko, going over by Sanosuke. Kaoru got a running start. She leaped and also jumped on the bokken. Kenshin yelped louder...but he still didn't come out.

"Wow! And I even jumped hard!" said Kaoru. Kenshin sat there, twitching.

"Well, looks like I'm next." said Sano. Kenshin went pale.

"Don't worry, Kenshin. This is the last time! Hopefully we'll get your butt out of there, this time. And then you can nurse it." said Yahiko. Kenshin didn't look comforted by the comment.

"Okay, let's get started!!" shouted Sano, running forward.

"Let's see if this works..." said Kaoru.

"Cowabunga!!" yelled Sano, as he jumped and landed on the bokken.

~POP!~

And Kenshin went flying out of the well like the cork on a wine bottle. The only thing the other 3 could hear was the long string of "oro"'s coming out of Kenshin's mouth.

~KRASH!~

And Kenshin crash-landed on the other side of the dojo.

The three of them stared at each other.

"Well...we got 'im out!" said Sano, breaking the silence. He picked up the bokken, which was now almost broken in half.


::Well?? Kenshin's finally out of the well!! ^_^x I'll be putting in Author's notes in this fanfic here and there; just so u know. If some of u are confused about the title, it'll make sense soon enough. I'm skipping school today! ^_^ Well, not really. I WAS gonna go to a doctor's appointment, but my mom canceled it. And my appointment for my braces isn't until 4:00pm. Well, more to come with "The Curse." JA NE for now!! ^_^x


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