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Thursday, March 29, 2007


   squrrel don't float.........
i'm really sad now cuzz i found out that squrrels don't float cuzz my friend val told me that her ex was trying to throw her in to her pool and she didn't want to cuzz she had two dead squrrels in it. they were found after the big snow storm when the snow mealted any way and i didn't know that squrrels can't swim.......=(
so yeah this week i have alot of dissapointment:
skittles+ shakes= skittles don't float =(
Squrrels+pools= squrresl don't swim =(


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Wednesday, March 28, 2007


   follow your mouth.............thunder before rain
what if dairy queen got with burger king????

well first they would have alot of GOODTIMES then would come micky and wendy and they would like at White Castle lol

so yeah i got a cup of this thigy in the cup and i gave it to animeblonde3 and she started to eat it and then oreo said wow Air-condition your mouth ( it says that on the cup ) and ofcourse our mind is in the gutter and then it also says FOLLOW YOUR MOUTH omfg that is sooo groew!!!!!!!!

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Friday, March 23, 2007


OREO!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oreo isn't here =(
i'm really bored......... -.- yeah i like eggs.........oh my god i feel shit all the suddne too i hate it

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Thursday, March 22, 2007


I WISH I WAS BEATIFUL
there are alot of things wrong with me. i wish i wasn't so weird but i love it at the same time......i mean i have best friend that have my back and i have friends that are up at 2am in the fucking morning alex (cough cough) and other people like my friend nicole at work even though me and chris make fun of her but we don't mean it.........OH OK ANIMEBLNDE3 JUST TOTALLY GRAPED HER BOOBS ......ok any way i'm really bored
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007


   yay i got a spinwheel
so today is a half day and i got one of those wind wheels and its red is sooo fun i love it.........ahhhhhh oh yeah and i found out i can't be a pornstar..............ok so yeah i love my boy toy so much.....
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Monday, March 19, 2007


   eww wtf austin
yeah austin just shuved a whole twizzeler up his nose and then his like " i can taste it" ewwwwwwww thats sooo groews
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oh my god alex is looking at porn!!!!!!!!!!!
no wait she stoped darn.............now i'm bored................................how do you make a smile face that looks really bored......................oh my god so orton just gave me some gum and its so minty that i can smell again and hey look i can spell that word now...........ha............................ok back to stabing my self with a spoon i'm really bored.....................hey look a fly...............ahhhhhhh.........ok never mind it flew away...............wtf orton just made a weird sound for like clocks and it sounded weird cuzz like it would be something you would want your class to hear if like they were sleeping so yeah now i'm bored again.............grrrrrrrrrrrr
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Thursday, March 15, 2007


tada
ta-ra-ta-ra-ta du ********squishy noise**** ^.^ (///_^)
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   blah blah blah works as a title right??????
i'm really tired and i <3 alex , Chris, Peachis, and my secret lover and austin because they smell.........good
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Monday, March 12, 2007


   STUPED TAMPON disposal
ok story of the day.......

so my friend arie was in the bathroom and and she was looking at herself in the mirror and i walk in and i saw the glasses and she looked like a bug
so she started to jump around acting like a bug...
well to cut this story short she hit her head on the tampon disposer then she ran away from then after she realized that it was only the tampon disposer she walked back to it hit it and said " stuped tampon disposer!!!!!!" then she looked at me and said " it just poped out of nowhere" yeah it was really funny then i when i walked in to the little cubical i felt my phone viabrate when i was peeing so i just ignored it. after i was done i looked at it and was from my boy toy and he was like " and what are you doing??"
i was peeing.........lmfao..................

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