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myOtaku.com: Rusted Embrace


Sunday, January 2, 2005

Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast
This is for all the People out there with 'Serious problems' now Im not saying im some expert on problem solving but I know what a problem is so Pay attention some of you...

NONE PROBLEM: Some 13 year old Kid whom gets so much homework he cant go out to his friend Davids suddenly gets the impression the world is against him - This isnt even a god damn problem therefore you should just knuckle down on work so you can go out after its done instead of whining, Stop wasting time cause you aighnt getting Sympathy from me.

Now: A Man has just been arrested for expecting gifts from a man he met the week before which turn out to be stolen Items, Now the man whom gave the gifts has gone missing and gave a false name and unless the man can refind this man he faces two years in Jail... Now that is an actual Problem

Example two

A boyracer goes into a McDoanlds, He faced by a really sexy male till worker ( ;) ), The boyracer like his usual dumb kind asks for 4 Double cheese burgers and a Large Strawberry Milkshakes However the stunningly sexy young man at the counter politely (At least for a boy racer) states there is currently no Milkshakes...

*Out of nothing The lights go out and the worlds saddest violen song begins to play, A solemn spotlight bears down on the boyracers face, The boy racer now sadly thinks (with face stupidily screwing up) ''My Life is Nothing''

Amazingly the only time they speak intelligent stuff is when there is no strawberry milkshake, In fact i think Strawberry milkshake in total should be banned, Then Boyracers would have to kill themselves

'Til Inext write please actually know what actual life affecting problems are or prove to be just as dumb as affore mention Boy Racer.
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