Saturday, December 3, 2005

   "I was sitting in my physics class today and my professor made and interesting statement.

He told us that if you get enough of anything together, desks, chairs, notebooks, whatever, if you get enough of them together they will form a new star. The first thing that popped into my head was Katamari Damaci.

Think about it, you have to roll up enough stuff for the king of heaven to make it into a new star.

So if your parent/guardian complains about you playing Katamari Damaci because it is stupid and pointless you can tell them that you are studying the physics of stellar evolution. And if they don't believe you have them contact Dr. Lopresto at Edinboro University of PA.

What do you think of that?"
ShanoaRanvendare


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Friday, December 2, 2005

   It snowed! It snowed! For like 5 minutes though...

Hey Amazon! Good job on sending me my Xbox 360 games, but not the actual Xbox 360. I SALUTE YOU!

Again, i had another wild and crazy conversation, this time with akira-san. Its about lesbians and why guys like them:

Me: XXX rated!

akira: XXX rated!

Me: XXX rated!

Akira: XXX rated!XXX rated!XXX rated!

Me: ROFTLMAOJHSDHKHFDHASJ(made that one up!

Akira: Is roft even english?

Me: hey i say that!

Akira: XXX rated!

Me: I know! and li-XXX rated!

Wow that was a bunch of crap we talked about! too bad its all censored with "XXX rated!" for you guys. Oh well.

I went to winter wonderland at kuser park today! I just love the holidays! Bonne Fete! It was great! even though i was freezing my XXX rated! off! and XXX rated!XXX rated!XXX rated! god! But it still was great! I got into an fight there though. There were these punks there. And they started cursing in the top of thier lungs! I just couldnt stand it. It pissed me off. Then one was running past me and tripped. I was glad. He got up and started pushing me saying i tripped him. I was glad he was picking a fight. Befoe i even did anythin, these 2 pepole who worked there grabbed me and him and took us apart.

But still man! Greatness! I went outside and burned stuff ya know? Made a bonfire! This reminds me of katamari. Anyone noticed how a katamari looks like tits all bunched up together? Yea, i noticed. Espacially in my XXX rated! conversation with akira(cooly fooly).

Lately, many people have been telling me that they have this feeling like they were stabbed in the heart by a kinfe (lately....well im not saying) But when my friend from school told me that, being the jackass that i am, i did something that might of made them feel worse, fo my pleasure....

???: Carlos, i feel like someone plunged my heart with a knife...

Me: really? wow thats a bad feeling! i felt like that too!

???: really?

Me: ya, and ill tell ya. One day, i was walking in the park with a cookies n' cream ice cream in my hand(yum!) and i triped right? And my frozen cow juice fell and i felt like a knife stabbed my chest thru my heart. Well, more like a poke on the butt, but its similiar right?





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Thursday, December 1, 2005

   No, i didnt really dream that. Ha ha ha! I checked my pms today, and they were all the same thing. All 23 of them. Now, i didnt really dreamt that. i made it up.

We, its late. i gotta go. Oh yea, DUDE! I ROLLED MY KATAMARI OVER A COW!

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Its late.....like robot late
Today was such a wonderfuly day! except when i got into a conversation about why there is a difference between mitosis and meiosis. Who talks about that anywayz!?!?

*morning events*
Me:*dreaming* Hee hee hee....

Haruna:....hee hee hee...*cuddleing*

Me: you skin is so soft and warm...

Haruna:....*reaches up and kisses me*

Me:......*you know what im doing back!!! do i have to explain it all the time!?!?!? i think it was faster typing what i was doing than this...* Your lips are so soft...

Haruna: *smiles* Woof!

Me: huh?

Haruna: Bark bark woof! *whimpers*

Lil bro: *holding up our puppy to my face* *snicker*

Me: *wakes up* haruna whats wrong? *sees dog*.....AHHHHHHHHHH!

I was getting out of the car to get to school with my cuz andy. And he was talking bout how great it was that he was able to wrestle again this year. I just nodded, not listening. Then out of nowhere, some kid walking next to me gets a face full of BK vinilla milkshake to his face. What a waste.

I ran into some girl, face first into dirty pillows.

I trip and fell like twice. In front of the girl i liked and the girl who hates me.

I accidentaly smiled at some girl, she blushed, and ran past me. I think i either....
A) something involving milkshakes
B)Gave her up about something
C)Ran cause you know, my smiles are like mad scary

*afternoon events*Both in school around 12, and after school till 6.
I got WE love katamari!

Anime club was undercontrol! Finally! I made submissions bout RHOMBUSES! I started drawing comics again! I got some sexy yuri picture of two mermaids from vitoria(has huge crush on antonio...hee hee hee) and rayman(not yuri-ish)! DSP coming out from Nintendony!

*evening events*

killed two stones with one bird....wait? thats not right....heck, i did it anywayz

MARVEL VS CAPCOM!

Having weird conversation wtih mike:
TINIMIKE [10:43 PM]: what`s up?
Megablueexe [10:44 PM]: not much
Megablueexe [10:44 PM]: *sigh*
Megablueexe [10:44 PM]: i need you tomorrow
Megablueexe [10:44 PM]: i fill you in the details
Megablueexe [10:44 PM]: but tomorrow
TINIMIKE [10:44 PM]: ok, this doesn`t sound like something i want to do
Megablueexe [10:45 PM]: you gonna anyway
Megablueexe [10:46 PM]: our demonic kitten dies!(before it kills me that is...)
TINIMIKE [10:46 PM]: whoa whoa whoa, wait. you mean the demonokitty in my backyard?
Megablueexe [10:47 PM]: yesh....
TINIMIKE [10:47 PM]: you wanna kill it?
Megablueexe [10:48 PM]: if i can damnit
Megablueexe [10:48 PM]: i lost 8 limbs trying to get 10 feet near it
TINIMIKE [10:48 PM]: bad idea
TINIMIKE [10:49 PM]: it already knows your coming back
Megablueexe [10:49 PM]: fucktard!
TINIMIKE [10:50 PM]: well, that`s your problem
Megablueexe [10:51 PM]: no, its your fualt for having demonickittens around
TINIMIKE [10:51 PM]: no! not my fault!
Megablueexe [10:52 PM]: ....
Megablueexe [10:52 PM]: its doom fault then
Megablueexe [10:52 PM]: it must of spawned from there
TINIMIKE [10:52 PM]: >.>
TINIMIKE [10:52 PM]: no...
TINIMIKE [10:52 PM]: <.<
TINIMIKE [10:53 PM]: *second demonokitty spawns from Doom3*
Megablueexe [10:53 PM]: what the hell ws that!?!?!
TINIMIKE [10:54 PM]: what was what?
Megablueexe [10:54 PM]: that!?!?!*points at hellspawn coming out of microsofts gateway to hell*
TINIMIKE [10:56 PM]: oh, that.....that`s just a...lampshade!
Megablueexe [10:57 PM]: of course, and that zombie really isint a zombie, its your porn?
TINIMIKE [10:57 PM]: no, that`s antonio
Megablueexe [10:57 PM]: shit antonio, get out of here ya spigga!
TINIMIKE [10:57 PM]: rofl!
Megablueexe [10:58 PM]: roft? is that even english?
TINIMIKE [10:58 PM]: it can be if you act now for $19.95
Megablueexe [10:58 PM]: hey, look to your side
Megablueexe [10:59 PM]: you see that camera?
TINIMIKE [10:59 PM]: yea, what about it?
Megablueexe [10:59 PM]: YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT ON MYOTAKU!
Megablueexe [11:00 PM]: Millions of fans(more like 3 people.....) are watching this live!
Megablueexe [11:00 PM]: its all being posted on my site!
TINIMIKE [11:01 PM]: no! *grabs camera and throws it into microsofts gateway to hell*
Megablueexe [11:01 PM]: you win a prize(what the hel is the kid doing?)
TINIMIKE [11:02 PM]: a prize, huh?
Megablueexe [11:02 PM]: ya
Megablueexe [11:02 PM]: nothing!
Megablueexe [11:02 PM]: ha ha ha,
Megablueexe [11:02 PM]: loser!
Megablueexe [11:02 PM]: Tsunami Channel
Megablueexe [11:02 PM]: here, some hentai...RYO_OKI AWAY!

Even after all that you guys still want a comic? MAN, there is now pleasing you people!


image by mike(tetramaster)
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Mariokart DS


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Monday, November 28, 2005

No, not extreme...
but ill do it anywayz.....EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!-ness! Ya! so ya.

I was chattering with one of my freinds yesterday on the ethernet and he started talking bout dating sims. "they so uber awesome!" "so real to the real thing!" "blah blah blah naked girlss blah blah blah!" Wait, naked girls? hook me up mutha-

So he sends me this link. And it sayz, 'sex kitten v. 5'. What the hell? I thought you said dating sim, not porn! "it is a dating sim! only with naked grils! *so gay(the old meaning of it)*.

20 min later

" so hows the game? Finished yet? ^_^" Its not even done loading yet damnit! Forget this. I get more than you do in these. Thus thats my experience with dating sims....

Also, ill be posting up comics with every post. Now more than one funny, 2 funnys! Even more of the hypocrisy!
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Yea, im in the libary at school. So i just posted that comic. enjoy.
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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Blue Submarine NO. 6
So tetra fish let me borrow his BLue Submarine NO. 6 dvd. It was great. I really loved it....not sexually. I remember when that came out in toonami. Oh how i loved toonami back then......sexually.

I saw Harry potter yesterday! It sucked cause i didnt have anyone to talk about it afterward expect my dad. But he was making the stupidest arguments! I really hated though how they skipped so much in the beginning. but overall, i liked it alot. Its also much more funny than any of the others. I advise to watch it if you a HP fan.

So today my dog day almost died. It seems he has been digging a hole under the fence to get to my neighboors backyard. He got stuck and choked. My next door neighboor, Xaivier, was outside and saved him. Thanks. Good ol' pudgy is safe and sound.

So many people might......i mean KNOW that i like webcomics alot. Like, im addicted. I spend more time reading them then anything else. Yes antonio, even more time than getting girls to my bedroom. So im here to list a couple of my most favorites to ya's. Maybe in converge more people to like them.

Penny Arcade
VG Cats
Megatokyo
Chugworth Academy*
Snafu
Apple Geeks
Onezumi (sea cow)

*
This website and comic is unsuitable for young children or those who straddle a particularly moral high horse. It sometimes contains themes such as comedy violence and mild sexual references as well as the liberal use of curse words. As such, if you are offended by such things, do me a favour and don't enter this website so you can just bitch about it to me afterwards. If, however, you are a liberally minded person who enjoys inane humour, cartoon teenagers doing stupid things and cheese, then click on enter and enjoy the comic.



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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Chugworth Academy



Haa haa haa, the last one probaly the guys won't get. Since they probaly never found it....hee hee hee!

Oh, and if you guys can't see the above comics, please tell me. If they dont show, and you wanna see htem. PM me the,. They most be the three most hilarious ones i found.
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Chugworth Academy



Haa haa haa, the last one probaly the guys won't get. Since they probaly never found it....hee hee hee!

Oh, and if you guys can't see the above comics, please tell me.
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