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Thursday, June 23, 2005


   Playing with fire
So yea, i have nothing to post about. So, im gonna post about me and my lil bro, chris, playing computer games. This may not be suitable for children. You have been forwarned otaku.

Carlos: Whats with this ghetto ass game wannabe bomberman?

Chris: But this is called playing with fire. Its what you do, only extremely less dangerous.

Carlos: I see, so why the hell am i playing?

Chris: You play or die.

Carlos: So how bout that bomberman?

Chris: Ill be first, you can be the less important second player.

Carlos: Is he blue?

Chris: No, red. Im blue.

Carlos: *mumble*

------15 minutes later------

Carlos: Who knew ghetto looking games like this are fun! Noooooo! *died by his own bomb*

Chris: Hee hee hee....loser.

Carlos: Restart

Chris: Nooooo! I was winnig snot-face!

Carlos: Whatever, how bout you go find yourself a chocolet-covered banana you GAP monkey.

Chris: Go fall in a ditch.

Carlos: Ok, but you have to fall in a bottomless pit.

Chris:........Sure, im down with that.

Carlos: WoOt! Check me out and my dynamite of fury! Push! Now die die DIE! Hya ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Chris: D00d, you killed yourself...

Carlos: I could of swear i was blue!

Chris: Thats cool, im just ranking up points from your mistakes. Hee, bye bye green!

Carlos: He gots that look in his eyes again...

Chris: Crap, i died.

Carlos: Ha ha ha! This game is so bitchin'! Im tottaly gonna win this time.

Chris: Not if i scroll up and down real quickly.

Carlos: Go ahead and do it. Im to l33t for your cheap antics..........hey! You messed me up!

Chris: I thought you were to "l33t" as you say?

Carlos: Shut up. Lets play a new game. How bout puppy curling thingamagieg?

Chris: Sure, i could go for some whatever you said.

Carlos:*game loading* Wanna go get some chiniese after this?

Chris: Sure, lets get them!

Carlos: I meant food.

Chris: Yea yea, i knew that. Think im an idiot?

Carlos: ~_~

Chris: mlm

Carlos: Game done loading.

Chris: Me firsssst!

Carlos: *kicks chris* How bout you second? Whoa, the dog took a huge piss on the goal line.

Chris: Twinkle?

Carlos: Yes chris, 'twinkle'.

Chris: Lets play Jumping Jack

Carlos: You mean that game that you jump in, save babies, travel on a tour, an hide from the papatrrazi?

Chris: Yea!

Carlos: You know thats exactly like every Micheal Jackson game made?

Chris: Yup....

Carlos:.....

Chris:*beats a level* Look, i did it.

Carlos: See! It is another Micheal Jackson Game! He's in the background!

Chris: Im out. *exits the game*

Carlos: What now?

Chris: We act lazy and sit around.

Carlos:....sure....

Chris: Well im not. Im going to sleep.

Carlos: Im going to go practice my drawing skillz.

Thats it. It happpend just right now. I wrote in every detail. Now im getting off so i can practice my drawing.

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