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• 1990-08-23
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• 2004-10-29
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• High school student and a part-part-part-part-very part time job.
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• Beating FE: PoR!
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• As long as i can remember.
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• Full Metal Panic, FLCL, Princess AI, Love hina, Tenchi muyo, Comic Party, Ruroni Kenshin, Pokemon, .Hack/sign, Negima, anything Gundam, Hamtaro, Zoids, wolf rain, cowboy bepop, boggiepop phantom
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• Being the best gamer, and to travel the world
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• Anime/manga, playing video games, collecting stuff, reading, soccer, hanging out with friends, and day dreaming.
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• Outrages gaming skills, annoying people, and huge imagination(for some one my age).
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Theres A Bunny Outside! Gleee!
No seriously, theres a bunny outside that is drinking my pool water that is leaking out the filter. Is that bad for its health with those chemicals in the pool? Well if it grows bigger than my house, i take it a yes.
Well, ya, my post before my other last post showed that girls are all whirling in ma head. I had many encounters with these unknown variables. Note: Some of these stories wre edited for my convineince. But alot of them weren't. Thank You......Wakare, whatever that means.
*at Lan's house watching Tv*
Tv: *showing MegasXLR intro* Landing here and Jersey, fighting villians from afaaar! You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car!! You dig giants robots! I dig giant robots!! We dig giant robot!!! Chicks dig giant robots!!!!.......Nice!
Me: Whoa, Dude! I need to get my hands on a giant robot car!
Lan:.....ueh?*to busy playing the nintendo DS and PSP at the same time*
Me: But where am i gonna get one?
Lan: Stupid junkyard, I KILLZ YOU WITH MY FORBIDDEN HAND OF SMITE!
Me: A junkyard....yes! I go now! See ya later Lan mackan!
Lan: Uhh.....sure sure....whats this glowing thing-a-ma-bob?
Me: *picks up the house roof* WoOt! Lan look! I findz a Giant Robot Car!
Lan: *cleans dust off hair*
Me: I heard that chicks dig giant robot cars! *drops roof*
Lan: Yea yea, sure......
Me:*runnig around like an idiot* Hey, dig my ride?
Girl A: Ahhhh! A Giant robot car attacked me!
Me: Yea, bet you do huh....wait what?
Soldier: Giant Robot Car pilot, please leave your ve....machine and get out with your hands up!
Lan: Whoa, the sound of this game is so crisp!
Me: Ahhhhh! Stop shooting! I dunno how to pilot this thing!
Soldier: Fire the missleS!
Me: GAh!
*poof*
Me: *goes back in the house and sits on the couch*
Lan: Awww, my battery power is low...*stops playing* Carlos? What the hell you doin at my house?
Me: Hey man, umm, sorry for the mess....
Lan: My mom is gonna be so mad cause all this dust you left
Me: Oh yea, i forgot, ummm, you dont have a backyard no more....or a pool and deck and......
Lan: What do you mean? *looks outside*
Me: *trying to sneakout*
Lan:......CARLOS!!!!!!!
Me: Gah!
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New Story
Me: *at my dad's company party* AHHHHh! Such a great day is today, yes comrades?
Lan: Yea! Its great that you guys invited me.
Kent:*munching down on food* Mhmhjmmm hmmshmmm mhmm.Translation: Yeah same here.
Me: Hey look, its my dad's employeer Jeff, and he brought with him his girlfriend.....*stare*
Lan: Shes pretty good looking ya know, wait, why we discussing about this?
Kent: Hey, im going to get more food. Them Peas rock.*leaves*
Me: *out of trance* What you say? *wipes mouth* Look at her, SHES HOT! AND SHES ASIAN! Jeff got good taste. But im sorry to say im gonna win her over.
Lan: What are you talking about? Shes older than you by........Shes way older than you are!
Me: Your point?
Lan: Its not right! And i thought you didnt like older women?
Me: I dont.....
Lan: But you like her?
Me: Definetly....
Lan: But you know shes older than you....?
Me: i dont like older women...
Lan: ~_~
Me: Hee hee hee......shes hot....
Lan: So your saying you like older woman?
Me: NO lan, im not....gawd, get that thru your skull......
Lan:Hmmm? You know aoshi right?
Me: Duh! She ma friend.....
Lan: Well, have you ever noticed her figure?
Me: Oh yea, she got a great body.
Lan: And you know her mom too?
Me: Of course.
LAN: She looks good herself too huh?
Me: yup
Lan: Only thing is that Aoshi's mom has long hair and not short like aoshi does. And her body is much fuller.
Me: Yea i know.....she's hot. I'll tottaly date her.
Lan: (Aha! Got you carlos! Hook, line, and sinker!) So your saying you like older women then?
Me: Lan, are you not hearing clearly? I said i dont like older women.
Lan: ~_~ (theres no way i can get thru him)
Me: Wow look at her, i wonder if i can get her number? ^_^
Lan: O_O What, dude!!! Your sick! Thats my mom!
Me: Then you have it?
Kent: *comes back* MAN! THESE PEAS ROCK!
That Concludes todays Story.....To Be Continued....Sadly.....
Hello there, Carlos here. Im here to answer your question about Lan. Why is he called Lan? Isint it that computer thingie? The Guy from Megaman Batlle network? Yes, this is all true but, neither is him. As you see, Lan as been forever called Lan Since The begging of time. When I met Lan, and he introduced himself as "Lan" so called. His True name? NO! But that is what they call him. Even his own mother calls him by that name. No one knows his true name, and everyone who tried never came back alive....except that hobo Across the street, but he's gone crazy. So that is the show "Why is people called like that" Thank you and goodnight.
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