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Friday, December 2, 2005


  It snowed! It snowed! For like 5 minutes though...

Hey Amazon! Good job on sending me my Xbox 360 games, but not the actual Xbox 360. I SALUTE YOU!

Again, i had another wild and crazy conversation, this time with akira-san. Its about lesbians and why guys like them:

Me: XXX rated!

akira: XXX rated!

Me: XXX rated!

Akira: XXX rated!XXX rated!XXX rated!

Me: ROFTLMAOJHSDHKHFDHASJ(made that one up!

Akira: Is roft even english?

Me: hey i say that!

Akira: XXX rated!

Me: I know! and li-XXX rated!

Wow that was a bunch of crap we talked about! too bad its all censored with "XXX rated!" for you guys. Oh well.

I went to winter wonderland at kuser park today! I just love the holidays! Bonne Fete! It was great! even though i was freezing my XXX rated! off! and XXX rated!XXX rated!XXX rated! god! But it still was great! I got into an fight there though. There were these punks there. And they started cursing in the top of thier lungs! I just couldnt stand it. It pissed me off. Then one was running past me and tripped. I was glad. He got up and started pushing me saying i tripped him. I was glad he was picking a fight. Befoe i even did anythin, these 2 pepole who worked there grabbed me and him and took us apart.

But still man! Greatness! I went outside and burned stuff ya know? Made a bonfire! This reminds me of katamari. Anyone noticed how a katamari looks like tits all bunched up together? Yea, i noticed. Espacially in my XXX rated! conversation with akira(cooly fooly).

Lately, many people have been telling me that they have this feeling like they were stabbed in the heart by a kinfe (lately....well im not saying) But when my friend from school told me that, being the jackass that i am, i did something that might of made them feel worse, fo my pleasure....

???: Carlos, i feel like someone plunged my heart with a knife...

Me: really? wow thats a bad feeling! i felt like that too!

???: really?

Me: ya, and ill tell ya. One day, i was walking in the park with a cookies n' cream ice cream in my hand(yum!) and i triped right? And my frozen cow juice fell and i felt like a knife stabbed my chest thru my heart. Well, more like a poke on the butt, but its similiar right?





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