Thursday, April 8, 2004

Hey! to all people(and animals and plants and robots and aliens) who who read this! I'm just past 400 visits! Which I think is cool!

In celebration I am planning on doing character profiles on characters and places from the Offences of Ogres.

I'd like to thank everybody who visits and a huge thanks to Maarii who encourages me to write the Offences of Ogres!

Peace,

-Ryou_Bakura-



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Friday, April 2, 2004

Characters who may or may not have something to do with the Offences of Ogres!
Here is a small part of the Offences of Ogres which is not long enough to be a chapter

7:00 PM

The beginners were all lined up. From the left there was: “Death Scythe” Slit, “Twin Bladed” Ryu, “Bare Knuckled” Ryo, “Bare Fisted” Rin, and then “Magic Star” Lucy. Lanca entered the room with two people. One of them was Lanca’s son, Lanca Starme II. The other person was a student instructor. Ryo always thought if he couldn’t marry Lucy, he’d settle for her even if she were a bit older than he was. Her name is Izumi. She’s quite a mystery with the trainees; no one knows her fighting style yet she’s trained them dozens of times.
Lanca Starme II looked at the trainees. ‘Tomorrow,’ he began, ‘will be your first field assignments. Use today to train, so you don’t screw up.’
Ryo clenched his fists with excitement. ‘Okay, lets get started!’
Lanca II muttered in agreement.


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Monday, March 22, 2004

Chapter 11: A Day in the Life of Ryo Shindo



Mantra Colapadadle


‘Mr. Absolute, you passed the test, showing that you have extraordinary skills. You will be assigned to a team later. Please explore the training center.’

Pain walked away in a mood. He showed he could do something that the elite bodyguards have trouble with, and he’s to be treated as a beginner! Worst of all in a team! If he didn’t have his reasons, Pain would of left after Lanca said the word “team”.

As he walked down the corridor, he saw two BI’s(1) escorting a boy out of the gym. He was very reluctant to leave. He was acting like a child Pain thought, but Pain thought most people his age were childish. The boy was wearing a headband, which was common for a bodyguard of MCBS. The MCBS are very proud of themselves. They require every bodyguard to wear their symbol. Lot’s of bodyguards, especially the younger one’s, wore a headband with the logo on. Some of the older bodyguards had the symbol tattooed onto them, mostly on the biceps, but some of the more devoted bodyguards had the symbol tattooed on their head.

The boy started to shout. ‘Let me go you Punks! Do you know who my father is! He could buy and sell you!’
The BI’s let go of the boy. ‘Mr. Ryo, your father used to own the butchers in Mekishiko street.’ One of the BI’s said to Ryo.
‘Yeah well, my father was a good man, who had an honest business. He never hurt anyone! Well apart from tourist’s, he couldn’t stand those, but still he was-’
‘Yes, Yes, we know, now go to your dorm, remember you’re suspended from using the gym, after your “accident”.’ the other BI interrupted.

Ryo started to walk towards Pain; he then turned to the BI’s and shouted ‘Gimps!’ He scratched his head of blonde, spiky hair, then he noticed Pain. ‘Hey, ‘sup?’ he said to Pain.
Pain just stared blankly and walked past Ryo, who started to follow him. Much to Pain’s dismay, Ryo started to talk to him again. ‘So you must be new here, but I bet you’ve probably already of heard of me.’
Pain stopped walking, ‘Whatever.’ And he carried on down the corridor.
Ryo stared blankly, ‘First day jitters,’ he thought to himself, ‘or maybe it’s ‘cos he was in my presence? After all I am the best beginner in this place!’
Ryo began to walk the opposite way of Pain, with his hands behind his head. He had gone around the corner when he heard; ‘Hey, Ryo, how you doing’!’ in the girliset voice he had ever heard. This was Lucy Sato, the cutest girl in the academy (at least that’s what Ryo thought). She was about 5’ 3” and had long black hair. When Ryo realised it was her he went bright red. ‘Hey Lucy, erm…’
Lucy giggled. Ryo could never think of anything to say to her, which is quite strange because he never shuts up. ‘See you later, Ryo!’ Lucy said while smiling.
‘Bye…’ Ryo said very goofy. ‘Some day I’ll marry her.’ Ryo muttered to himself.
‘Tsk, tsk, Ryo, you know the really nice girls always go for the bad boys who couldn’t give a toss about them.’
‘Whatever.’ Ryo muttered.
This new character is Ryo’s twin sister, Rin Shindo. She is three minutes older than Ryo, so she always treats him like a younger brother. She looks like the female version of her brother, except her blonde hair isn’t spiky. They both use the same combat techniques, punch, punch, and then a harder punch.
‘Anyway,’ Rin said to break the awkward silence, ‘you heard about this new guy?’
Ryo looked at Rin as to say don’t mention him in front of me. ‘Yeah, he’s a “bad boy who couldn’t give a toss about anyone”. All he did was insult me.’
‘Well, I wonder why he did that.’ Rin said sarcastically.
‘Whatever.’ Ryo replied.
‘Oh, by the way, I came to tell you we have training at seven. Don’t forget, like you always do.’
‘Whatever.’ Ryo replied.




(1)BI = The name given to bodyguard instructors at M.C.B.S.

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Sunday, March 14, 2004

Chapter 11 preview no.2
Ryo stared blankly, ‘First day jitters,’ he thought to himself, ‘or maybe it’s ‘cos he was in my presence? After all I am the best beginner in this place!’

Chapter 11 is the introduction to one of my favourite characters in the whole story. Ryo Shindo. Like Pain he's a begginer at MCBS(1) but thats all they have in common!(2) Read chapter 11 of The Offences of Ogres to find out more about Ryo.

(1)Mantra Colapadadle Bodyguard service

(2) Well obviuosly they have more things in common, thy're both human males...etc.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Chapter 11 Preview
Pain walked away in a mood. He showed he could do something that the elite bodyguards have trouble with, and he’s to be treated as a beginner! Worst of all in a team! If he didn’t have his reasons, Pain would of left after Lanca said the word “team”.

Once again we are taken away from our heros, to read the evolving saga of Pain. What is role in this strange story, full of made up words and plots that make no sense. Will Chapter 11 reveal any answers? (1) Read Chapter 11 of The Offences of Ogres to find out!



(1)Probably...
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Yay
I'm up to 300 visits! (some people will laugh at this, 'cos they have like 1000!)
Anyway, thanks to everyone whos ever visited!
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Wednesday, March 3, 2004

Chapter 10: Quoting Macbeth is not sue-able! Making up words is not stupid! The Lords of Chaste! Coarse's Origin!
Wow, long title! heres chapter 10. the nunber in brackets are footnotes.

‘A DRUM! A DRUM! LORD IKKILION DOTH COME!’ A man stepped out from the path shouting. He was wearing expensive clothing. ‘All bow before Lord Ikkilion!’

Coarse seemed to know what was going on. ‘Listen, bow quickly, Lord Ikkilion is coming’ he whispered.
‘I gathered that. Who his he anyway? He sounds like an Elf. I don’t like Elves.'(1) Brigand replied.
‘No, he’s a lord of Chaste’
‘You mean the place with all the temples.’ Salvador questioned.
‘Yes, he is 3rd inline to become High Priest.’ The man who had announced Lord Ikkilion’s arrival was tapping his foot waiting for them to stop talking.
‘Presenting Lord Ikkilion, 3rd inline to become High Priest of Chaste!’
Four men surrounding a horse came into the light; the pure-Wight horse was rode by Lord Ikkilion. ‘Well, well, well,’ Ikkilion said looking very pleased, ‘if it isn’t Coarse Blessed. I haven’t seen you since, when was it? Ah, yes when you said you didn’t want to become High Priest. Well big brother you have done grand for yourself!’ Ikkilion almost started laughing, ‘You’re a barbarian who travels around with a scruffy wizard and a mugger! It amazes me how you could have been in charge of a whole country yet you through it away for this!’
‘I’m not a barbarian!’
‘I’m not a scruffy wizard!’
‘I’m not a mugger!’
‘Hmm,’ muttered Ikkilion. ‘Maybe so, but you are scruffy.’
‘Well it’s not like I’m a lord of Chaste! I have to cope on a small salary!’
‘Hmm, funny that, I live on other peoples large salaries.’
‘Brigand, shut up!’ Snapped Coarse.
‘Yes, do what he says, you’re very annoying, Brigand is it? Well big brother I think we have matters to discuss.’
‘Like what?’
‘Well, you and your friends (and a pile of ash) are right next to town, which was just blown up. You have to admit that is very suspicious.’
‘We didn’t blow it up, a satanic did.’ Pleaded Salvador, ‘And that pile of ash has a name you know! Poor Bob, I bet he’s in a better place now…’(2)
‘Ahem, yes. Anyway you are to come with me. I may have a use for you. Also I need to talk with Coarse, there are things he should know. Patsy, prepare the carriage ready it is quite a long journey.’
‘I do know, I was born in chaste and I have lived there all my life.’ Patsy muttered to him self.
‘What was that patsy?’
‘Nothing, Lord Ikkilion.’
‘Gentleman, and mugger, we are about to embark on a journey to Chaste!’
‘Wow, you can really tell Coarse and Elf-man are related.’ Brigand said to Salvador.
‘I know they both make a big deal over nothing.’
‘Gentleman are you growing roots.’
‘Were coming!’ Salvador shouted.
Salvador walked to carriage. Brigand stopped and thought for a moment. ‘Gentleman…mugger…Oi! I’m not a mugger!’


(1)This could be later explained in the story were it might be important, but I’d of probably forget by then. Anyway, Brigands dislike of Elves is due to the fact he is a Quarter-Dwarf. His mother was a half-dwarf and his grandmother a Pure-Dwarf (more commonly known as Dwarfs). So as he has Dwarf blood he isn’t racist to elves, otherwise all Dwarfs would be classed as racist and all Elves would be too.

(2) The fate of Bob will be told later if I can be bothered and/or I can’t think of anything to write. For now let’s just say that it includes, fire, sulphur, eternal damnation, some demons and a barbecue smell.
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

chapter 10
I've started work on chapter 10 of The Offences of Ogres so expect me to post it in the next few days.
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