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Thursday, November 25, 2004
Presenting chapter 16 of the Offences of Ogres!
Chapeter 16: Elf-Girl and the Mugger Man
On the road again…
‘So all we have to do is to go to this place, find this person, come back here, go and fight the bad guy, come back here, and then we can go home?’ Salvador asked who ever would listen, while gazing at the map.
‘That’s the gist of it.’ replied Coarse.
‘I think ‘tis stupid! We ain’t getting’ paid! What do you think Who Ever Will Listen?’
‘Listen, I’m only here to escort you out of town, not talk about your job.’
Watching them, like someone who watches people for a living, was Lord Ikkilion. He was watching them through his magic mirror, which shows the truth and the ”truth”.
‘Lord Ikkilion, why send those three idiots on this important mission?’ asked lord Ikkilion’s random guard #43.
‘It’s simple. I can’t be bothered going myself, and sending one of my trusted guards would mean I’d need a substitute guard for a while. Anyway, I care not for those two idiots, and the less alive my brother is the better.’
‘You mean you want your brother killed?’
‘Yes. But not yet. Why throw away the plate when it still has food on it.’
In the Great forest of Putrescent…
‘Can we take a break?’ Salvador pleaded. ‘We’ve been walking for ages.’
‘We’ve been walking for ten minutes and it’s only two in the afternoon.’ replied Coarse
‘Yes, but we all know that all great men go to be early and get up late, like Tolkeen.’
‘All Tolkeen ever did was invented tollgates that will curse you if you if you don’t tip the gate guardian. Oo,’ Coarse said looking at the map, ‘there’s one about a mile ahead.’
‘Now, Coarse,’ Brigand began, ‘I don’t know much about stuff, but I was wondering why did lord Elf-girl send us to get the heir? I mean doesn’t he have a large number of guars he could of sent?’
‘Yes, I have been wondering this too. But don’t worry, my brother may be egotistical, but he’s not going to do something unless he has a good reason.’ answered Coarse. ‘Anyway, we must hurry. It says here that the heir is in absolute pain.’
What exciting adventures await our heroes? Tune in next time!
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