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Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Chapter 5: The First Danger! Villager Cries Help!
Numbers in brackets yadda yadda yadda...
‘’Ell oo ‘ares.’
‘ I do. If it weren’t for you two I would have been blown to smithereens! And to think my death has been prevented by a mugger and a barbarian.’
‘ Technically my good sir, I’m not a barbarian. You probably noticed that I not wearing a loincloth so I’m not a barbarian. On an additional note I don’t like big, heavy, clumsy weapons that are hard to use.’
He was right he was wearing leather and animal fur (Fur isn’t murder but killing someone is). And he seemed to be carrying a spear. He was also wearing a cloak and had his head hidden in a hood.
When he removed his hood he revealed a cheerful face with curly blonde hair. His mouth stretched from one side to the other with a comforting smile.
‘ Arm no ‘ugger. Arm actually Brigand Knave! The best thief on the whole Mirror!’
‘Your voice went back to normal.’ Added Coarse.
‘ It did. Oh! I mean… Ith ‘id?’
‘ Your just putting it on aren’t you!’ said Salvador with great delight.
‘ Well yes, but it doesn’ change the fact that I’ll follow ya.’
‘ I’m not going anywhere now! In case you haven’t noticed Harofeld Just blew up!
‘It wasn’ me so why you complainin’.’
‘I’m not, it’s just that a whole city blew up and neither of you are bothered.’
‘I’m bothered. Hundreds of people just died. But I guess 20% of them were evil.’
‘You don’t sound bothered!’
‘Well in my experience it’s best to look on the bright side of life.’ Upon hearing this Brigand started to whistle.
‘Well hundreds of people can’t look at any side of their life now because they don’t have one!’
‘Why don’t they jus’ get a new one then?’
‘You can’t just buy a new life! Plus I don’t believe in reincarnation.’
‘Well uh-la-de-da Mr. Quench(1) man.’ Brigand remarked.
‘Here I thought that fighter was stupid.’ Salvador said to himself.
‘HELP!’A villager from Harofeld came running towards them. ‘A demon, a demon from the bowls of Hell!’
‘Come on,’ spoke Coarse, ‘that’s a bit dramatic.’
A great howl was heard.
‘Yep, that’s real dramatic.’ Brigand said really sarcastically.
(1)Quench is a country on the mirror, which is famous for its snooty inhabitants.
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