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Monday, December 22, 2003
Chapter 6: Coarse's Plan! Slay the Satonic!
numbers in brackets are footnotes!!!!
A merry band of Hero’s and the villager looked towards Harofeld, an enormous purple devil with eyes as red as something really red and black horns as big as the same black horns, let out another cry.
The great demon(1) turned around and breathed a black flame towards Salvador, Coarse, Brigand and the not so happy villager (for simplicities sake lets call him Bob).
Salvador’s last thought was ‘Aw nuts. I’m going to die, that pension was a waste of money.’ Coarse thought ‘I wonder why I’m just staring at the black flame instead of avoiding it.' ’ ‘I hope they have that soap I like in heaven,’ was almost the last thought of Brigand.
The villager a.k.a. Bob, last thoughts were ‘That demon toasted my village and killed everyone in it. So if I survived it once I’ll survive it again!’
Unfortunately Bob was transformed into a smouldering pile of ash. So were some trees but only a bunch of Elves (2) will complain about that. Coarse being the smartest of the four grabbed Brigand and Salvador and leapt to safety.
Coarse looked towards the remains of Harofeld and smiled. ‘Well boys, We’ve got a demon to slay!’
(1) The demon is actually a Satanic; an evil demon race dedicated to doing demonic things such as; demonising, deiving, demmonside and illegal dangling on sports events, etc.
(2)This book is entirely fiction (well Duh!) so any Elf’s reading this book that want to complain they can kiss my ass. Wait, I can’t swear, well f*** you! You beeped me! I can’t believe you f****** beeped me! You f****** did it again, you F*****!
So your suing me now well F*** you.
Next chapter takes us away from our heros and a darker story begins, but what has this got to do with the price of fish? Find out next week!
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