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Thursday, April 29, 2004
The Fate of Bob!
Finally, Chapter 12 of the Offences of Ogres is here!
Hell
Bob stood in line, waiting to be accepted in to Hell. Hell, or what he’d seen of it looked like what you’d expect, it’s like the inside of a volcano he thought. When he got to the front of the queue, there was a large demon sat at a desk. He found it strange that there where big gates, like what heaven is supposed to have, except they were made from magma. He also found it strange that the Demon was wearing reading glasses.
‘Name?’ he demon said in a boring voice.
‘Bob the Screamer of Help.’ Bob replied.
The magma gates opened.
‘Keep going forward until you see a blue demon.’
Bob walked through the gates until he found the blue demon. It was sat down looking depressed. Bob walked to it and said:
‘Ex-Ex-Excuse me but…’
The demon looked at Bob; it was such an evil look, Bob wet his pants.
‘You Bob?’ This demon had a deep voice.
‘Y-y-yes.’ Bob squealed.
The demon stood up.
‘Well ‘Bob’ welcome to…’
Bob wet his pants again.
The demon looked at Bob and started smiling,
‘Hell! While here you will endure all latest torture methods. Also you will stay in our 1 star hotel with your fellow Hell-mates!’ Said the demon in a friendly sort of way.
‘Just wondering,’ Bob said, who now had more courage, ‘why does Hell punish bad people when ell is full of demons?’
‘That was explained in your trial.’
‘What trial?’
‘Oh, yes, sorry! It’s my job to take newbee’s to the courtroom! Im such a klutz! My boyfriend says I can’t remember anything!’
‘You’re women?!’ Bob said sounding very surprised.
‘No. I’m a man.’
‘Oh.’
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‘Well let’s get going!’
The blue demon grabbed Bob’s arm and ran to a floor with a green pentagram.
‘4th floor, please!’ Said Blue-Demon.
The floor began to glow. Bob wet his pants for a third time and they were teleported to the courtroom...
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