Sunday, May 30, 2004

STOLEN FROM KENNETH QUEEN ASUKA BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY: :Hello and welcome to the MyOtaku 'My First Post' how-to. Just fill out this easy to use form and you will be well on your way to having a great MyO!: YOUR DESIRED FONT: [ ] Something with black. [ ] Pink. [x] Pink with [yellow]/[orange]/[red]/[something else that will be found to cause seizures on rare occasions]. [ ] A nice, normal color with a [white]/[black] background. [ ] I'm a [forum goer]/[aleinated nerd who will attain his revenge someday]/[unemployed pedophile]/[gamer] who has his own, distinct font. [ ] I don't [care]/[know]/[speak english]/[remember what I'm filling out]. SUBJECT TITLE: [ ] Dramatic and sorrowful. [ ] Mundane and on topic. [x] Completely random and unnecessary. [ ] A redundant summary of what your fantastic post will be about. [ ] Any of the above, along with a 'mood' smiley. BODY OF THE POST: I'm going to be talking about.. [ ].. my [good]/[bad]/[worst day of my FUCKING life, I dropped my fucking PENCIL and it fucking BROKE, can you believe THAT?!]/[*sobs..*] day. [ ].. a disagreement you had with your [parents]/[siblings]/[significant other]/[homeless homie] that [ruined your life]/[ruined your well-thought out, meaningful plan]/[ended up offending you and your superior adolescent mind]. [ ].. a snippet from the daily headlines about [the Bush administration ]/[people dying]/[a clearly corrupt system that you will bring down with your MyO post]/[scientists discovering sneezing can cause cancer]. [ ].. my [interests]/[hobbies]/[dysfunctions]/[worries]. [ ].. a [un]cool [flash game]/[website]/[song]/[forum] I found on the web. [ ].. about how much life [has]/[will]/[can]/[doesn't] suck. [ ].. the [poem]/[song]/[story]/[idea] you have that you [know]/[hope]/[deliriously believe] people will [care about]/[hate unconditionally]/[worship]/[die horribly from]. [ ].. a random idea that you think is witty, but is actually [stupid]/[mundane]/[sorta cool]/[fantastic]/[full of subliminal, hypnotic messages]. [x] [None]/[All]/[Some] of the above. ENDING OF THE POST: How do you want your post to end? [ ] With a [good]/[predictable]/[confusing]/[useless] point. [ ] With a picture of [something from a game]/[a movie you saw]/[you]/[a friend of yours]/[something meaningful]. [ ] A [normal]/[happy]/[sad]/[sociopathic] ending that leaves your friends [awed]/[oohed]/[shocked]/[buying a bullet proof vest]/[tearful]/[killing themselves to stop the pain of how boring you are]. [x] I dunno. It'll just end. [ ] I'll figure it out. [ ] If other, please specify: _________________

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