Thursday, April 21, 2005

   Scaring Day

	Today Mark came to school with a massive hole in the crotch of his pants, unfortunatly he didn't notice the hole until he got on the bus to come to school. So all day he had bee nwearing his trench coat closed so his man-hood wouldn't fall out for the whole student body to see. Well at lunch he had forgotten about the hole in his pants and took off his coat, and streached........... right in front of me......*perverted sigh* at that moment I was the most happy and embarrassed (two emotions that I never thought could coencide EVER) woman on the planet. oh well, then he realized the draft and screamed like a little girl, covered himself and ran for his coat. I was well STUNNED, then I broke out in hysterical laughter. After school today, the crotch of his pants was lined with safty pins, from the top of his pants to about half way to the back of his pants. I complemented him on his safty pin zipper then he glared at me.......... Oh well.......

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

   This is so true........

	Duct tape and "the force" are a lot alike; Both have a light and dark side, and both hold the universe together.

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   Choir concert

	The choir had a competition in Thatcher today, ie. a 2.5 hour bus ride in which my ass fell asleep both ways..... I took a portible DVD player on the trip to watch Wolf's Rain, so as not to get bored........ The damn thing worked for all of 5 minutes, then died and we couldn't get it to work anytime after that, I WAS MOVIELESS!!!!!!!the concert was really fun tho. We also tried, AND failed to smuggle a puppy that we found while eating our lunch, we figured that the only way to hide it was to wrap it in someone's dress...... That didn't go over too well, cause someone would have to wash their dress in hair remover because the dog was shedding so much.

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

   Boy, do I feel stupid.

	Ok, I have an IQ of 185, I can add music to my site, but I can't make my post background translucent, so it shows the picture I set as the background. HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT????? I can see spirits......It's kinda cool...... and scarry. I'm not kidding either, I really can see ghosts and spirts, I can also see peoples auras. Please don't think I'm crazy, 'cause I'm not.

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Friday, April 15, 2005

   I'm sick.

	I came down with bronchitis on Tuesday, and let me tell you, IT'S HELL!!!!! My parents won't let me go to school, i've been out for four days....... I MISS MARK AND LANCE! and to top it all off, I have beaten every video game I own, so I'm really bored. As if this isn't bad enough, there's a choir competition next Wednesday, and I have been singing everyday while I'm home, to keep my voice in shape. It's tough, my voice keeps cracking. Oh well, on the plus side I get to barrow my Uncle's portalbe DVD player on Wednesday, for the trip, I'm gonna watch ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Friday, April 8, 2005

   YEY!!!

	Gackt's Crescent Album finally came in the mail....... IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE FUCKING WEEKS SINCE I ORDERED THAT CD, WHAT THE HELL TOOK SO DAMN LONG????????? Anywho, I've been listening to it non stop all week.... :D

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Sunday, April 3, 2005

   After school is kinda entertaning.

	Sorry I haven't been on lately, I haven't had the time, with school and all. Last Wednesday, Lance and I may have permently scarred a freshman for the rest of her life. This all happened after school, and Lance and I were kinda stuck on campus, and had nothing to do. Then Lance went to get us some sodas when Kat(chibi-neko) showed up. We sat and talked for a little, then Lance started to inch closer to Kat, and Kat would move away, then she scooted far enough over that she fell off the bench. So Lance moves back to the other end of the bench and moves twords Kat again, Lance ovbiously makes Kat really nervous, in fact, he makes me kinda nervous when we're alone together. Anywho, he keeps making odd off-the-wall condom remarks, which makes Kat so nervous that she looks like she's about to start hyperventalating at any moment. So Kat's ride finally comes to pick her up, and Lance and I are alone again........... NOT GOOD!!!!!! Well, if I liked him it would have been good. So, any way Kat's gone, and Lance looks around and the first thing out of his mouth is "Well, we're alone agian, no one else is here, I have a condom in my pocket. What do you want to do?" FYI I DIDN"T DO ANYTHING!!!!! My reply to that was "If you were Mark I'd deffenintly do it." then he pulls out his cell and starts to call Mark, who is at home and can't get off post anyway. So I kinda lucked out, I'm WAY to young to be doing that kinda stuff anyway.......... I HATE BEING A KID!!!!!! Well, everytime I mention lance, Kat now runs and tries to hide. I wish I had a camera, that would be so fun to watch on tape.......

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Friday, March 25, 2005

   I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! v_v

	I did it again guys, I blew all my money on anime and anime ost's. I was in Tucson today, and went to R-Galaxy. Needless to say, I blew all the money I'd been saving for Gackt, pants, and a new trench coat. What's wrong with my current trench coat you ask? Lance is what's wrong with my current Trench coat, the man tries to fit into it while I'm still wearing it. Anywho, I bought the Vandread Vocal Collection, FF X-2 Vocal Collection, Outlaw Star OST, and The Bouncer OST, total cost = close to $60. I'm now offically almost broke, I still have $4.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

   I'm gonna die!

	I still have six days left of my Spring Break. Six days without my friends, isolated from the rest of the world (I can't find my car keys), getting rides from my mom. Lance is out camping (I know, I can't believe it either) and Mark is to lazy to walk is ass of post. I'm gonna die without my Mark or Lance!!!! JUST KILL ME NOW AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!!! The other day I found myself wondering what would happen if Lance and I did a duet to “My Christmas List” from Simple Plan. I think this would be the end result. And now, without further delay, the nauseating mutilation of a perfectly good song. “My Christmas List” sung by: Brinne Schaefer and Lance Goad Bri: Santa is coming tonight And I want a car, and I want a life And I want a first class trip to Hawaii I want a lifetime supply Of skittles & slurpees and Eskimo pies I want a DVD, A big screen TV Just bring me things that I don't need. Lance and Bri: 'Cuz now it's Christmas And I want everything I just can't wait Christmas So don't stop spending I want a million gifts, that's right Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas Bri: Somebody take me away Or give me a time machine To take me straight to midnight I'll be alright Lance: I want a girl in my bed Who knows what to do Bri: (while Lance is still singing) Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?!?!?!? Lance: A PlayStation 2 I want a shopping spree In New York City Just bring me things that I don't need Lance: 'Cuz now it's Christmas Bri: (once again interupting) Huy, don’t you NEED the girl in your bed thing? Lance: (laughing) And I want everything, yea, I guess I just can't wait Lance and Bri: Christmas So don't stop spending I want a million gifts, that's right Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas Bri: I wish I could take this day Lance: Night…… Bri: And make it last forever (laughs) And no matter what I get tonight I (starts t o laugh harder) want more. (laughing hystarically) Lance: YES!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!!! Lance and Bri: It's Christmas and I want everything I just can't wait It's Christmas and I want everything now Christmas And I want everything I just can't wait Christmas So don't stop spending, I Want a million gifts, That's right And I can't wait 'til midnight Don't forget my Christmas list tonight 'Cuz now it's Christmas *guitar solo* Lance: Ya know, I only have one thing on my Christmas list. Bri: I bet I know what that is, and yes, you ARE going to have to wait till Christmas or maybe even New Years. Lance: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! But I………. Bri: (laughing) No buts. Lance: That’s not fair. Bri: You said you wanted it for “Christmas”, so you’ll just have to wait. When you think about it…….. Lance: what? Bri: Never mind. Lance: ok, whatever……….*poke* *poke* *squeeze* Bri: (laughing and holds breasts) LANCE!!!!! Lance: SORRY!!! Bri: If you’re going to do that, do it on a time when we’re not being ………… stu…pid. (starts to laugh again) Lance: (laughs) Bri: (still laughing) Ya know what, the song ended a while ago…………. Lance and Bri: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL HERE? *bows and walk away laughing* This is really SICK humor and would most likely happen like this if Lance and I really did do this. And FYI, this took me all of 5 minutes to come up with this abomination of an song, all lyrics are copyright of “Simple Plan”. Scenario written by Brianne Schaefer.

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Friday, March 18, 2005

   I hate my mother!

	Why is it that my mom has this ability to show up st the most un-perfect moments? Like today at lunch, well, to start off, I was really tired, and so was Mark. So, we cuddled together, and went to sleep. I guessing that about four or five minutes after we get to sleep my mom walks out and yells as loud as she possibly could, "BRIANNE SCHAEFER, GET OFF OF HIM!!!!" Mark, was sound asleep, and had no clue what had just happened. I got off, waited for her to leave, then went back to the position that I had been in earlier, which was almost compleatly on top of Mark. Teehee, he makes a really comfortable pillow. Then, a few minutes later, Mark wakes up, and asked if I had moved then I told him what he had slept through. He felt so bad about getting me in trouble, and I told him that I really didn't care. We had a prep-rally today....... >< I HATE THOSE!!!!! So everyone who was wearing black in our group was sitting in the back of the senior section of the seating bleacher things. We took up abiout six rows and looked like a giant black blob of people, and everytime the cheerleaders would throw eachother into the air, we'd chant fall, fall, fall, in unicine. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS MOVING TODAY. Apparently her Grandfather is kicking her out. I'm gonna miss her SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. but we'll still talk via e-mail. I'll try to post a picture of "nap-time" when I get a copy. They apparently took several photos while Mark and I were sleeping.

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