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We did very well on Wednesday's diving meet in Tucson, out of the total 30 divers 25 of them were girls, and in the womens competition I placed 3rd overall.
The meet started later than planned, it was suposted to start at 7:00pm but it didn't until 8:30, and after that, we had to go up to Phoenix for the Xavior Diving Invitational. It was a state-wide competition and two of my teammates made it to the top 16 in the men's division; Jay: 8th David:13. I didn't compete yesterday, so I slept.
We got to the hotel in Phoenix at about 1:30 in the morning, and had to get up at 5:00 am, and leave at 6:15 so we could regester to compete, and still have time to warm-up before we had to dive.
Well, there was and incident at the hotel.... For overnight "school functions" the coaches have to duct-tape the room doors shut, so they would know if anyone snuck out of the rooms. Well someone got smart, two of the girls in the room next to the one that I was in took the screen of the window and climbed out, and into the boy's room. They got caught smoking in a no-smoking room, and a whole lotta other things that I really din't want to go into because it would take to long to tell. Well, one on the boys, my friends brother took the fall for all the other guys on the team, so they could dive. The two girls and the boy are now banned from any and all sports for the rest of the school year. I slept through the whole thing, thank god, and in the morning everybody's bags were searched.
After the men's diving, A lot of us went to sleep, the girls were so tired when it was there turn to compete, that nobody from Buena got to the sceond round. While I was asleep, one of the coaches from another school thought that I had passed-out from dehydration and woke me up.
So I moved under a permenent onning at the pool, and went back to sleep. I think I was about 1'2" away from Jay, and my camera had 23 pics left when i went to sleep and only 20 when i woke up.
On our way back there was a really bad car accident at the exit to go to Sky Harbor Internationl Airport, traffic was backed up for about 6 miles. We had two vans, instead of one bus, girls on one, boys on the other, well....we lost the guys, they got stuck in traffic, and we took a detour. So we planned to meet-up at the rest-stop we stoped at the night before. The boys beat us by like 15 minutes!!! AND THEY GOT STUCK IN PHOENIX RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC!!! The guys got bored, so while Jay was sleeping, they tied him up with string that was left from the balloons that they stole from the restaurant we went to for diner, then they duct-taped his mouth shut and wrapped him in seran-rap. It looked really funny when we got out of the van, and a man wrapped in seran-rap hopped twards us, when I first saw Jay, I didn't think he had any pants on because of where they tied his hands at, and we got back to school at about 9:00pm last night, and my parents said that I was sound asleep this morning that they put ice in my blankets and I still didn't wake-up. I finally got up at 9:30 and thought that I was still in Phoenix.
Diner was fun last night, We went to an all-you-can-eat buffet and ate a lot of sugar. We stuck three tables together so most of us were at one table. And we were telling bad jokes, scareing small childern, and sucking the helium out of balloons. Nathaniel Came back to the table with four plates loaded with food, so as he sat down I yelled hey look everybody, Nathan brought all of us our diner! He put the plates down and turned and said, I don't care what you think, this is MY food and you don't get any. So as he sat down I looked at his plate.. the food was color coordinated, nothing touched anything else and it was also arranged by texture... He then looked at his plate also, paused and said, "I think I might be a little obsessive-compulsive." Later Kiefer got up to get dessert, as he came back to the table he pointed out "Hey guys, look, I have Nathaniel Syndrome, everything's yellow" we all had a good laugh.
This is the mother-of-all bad jokes, Sara told it to us.
There was an injured fly flying over a river, little did the fly know that there was a fish in the river. The fish said, "When that fly drops six inches I'm gonna eat it."
Little did the fish know that there was a bear watching him, and the bear said "When that fly drops six inches and the fish eats it, I'm gonna eat the fish."
Little did the bear know that there was a hunter on a ledge watching him, and the hunter said "When that fly drops six inches, and the fish eats the fly, and the bear eats the fish, I'm gonna shoot the bear."
Little did the hunter know that there was am mouse behind him, waiting for the bag of cheese on his belt to fall, and the mouse said "When that fly drops six inches, and the fish eats the fly, and the bear eats the fish, and the hunter shoots the bear, and the bag of cheese falls to the ground, I'm gonna get in the bag and eat the cheese."
Little did the mouse know, there was a cat behind him, and the cat said "When the fly drops six inches, and the fish eats the fly, and the bear eats the fish, and the hunter shoots the bear, and the bag of cheese falls to the ground, and the mouse jumps into the bag to eat the cheese, I'm gonna also jump into the bag and eat the mouse."
Well the fly droped six inches, the fish ate the fly, the bear ate the fist, the hunter, shot the bear, the bag of cheese fell to the ground, the mouse jumped into the bag, and the cat followed. Well the cat and mouse started fighting, and the bag started rooling down the hill and into the river, drowing the cat.
There is a moral to this story:
When the fly drops six inches, the pussy's gonna get wet.
Talk to ya later.
Luv Bri
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Diving meet update.